Profile Update: 1-5-08

IF YOU WANT TO READ SOMETHING HILARIOUSLY FUNNY SCROLL DOWN TO WHERE IT SAYS "REALLY FUNNY STUFF"

Note to any interested readers: I am completely redoing anything and everything. For those interested in what I mean keep reading my profile. Firstly, I'm re-editing my profile as a start.

I am known throughout Fanfiction.net as Kage of Seireitei. Obviously this name is a combination of my two favorite anime in the world: Naruto and Bleach. My real name is secret and is sealed away to prevent the possibilty of encountering gay pedophiles (ewww) on this site. I am a STRAIGHT MALE high school student. My friends kind of know me as a left-brain-smarter-than-average kinda guy but I do spend time writing stories to broaden my horizon so to say and sharpen my imagination.

Writing and reading fanfiction are my favorite hobbies. What I like most about it is the amount of emotion one can put into there own personal story. Whether it reflects that authors personality, or an inner alter ego that some people claim to have. I enjoy seeing fanfictions of varying levels of education. Some are written by middle and high school students, others are typed by those who have already graduated college, or have jobs. Some great fanfictionieers grew up to be real authors. I believe Fanfiction.net is a place where people from all over the world can express their creative ideas and other opinions on the various things they watch or read without prejudice on ethinic background, religion, or language. I truly hope that whoever is reading this can somewhat relate to how passionate I feel about writing.

I will give you a little update on my current situation so as to let you know why I have inconsistent updates. Summer vacation ended a bit too quickly for me and I was really dissappointed that I couldn't update as much as I wanted to due to the fact that I had to do a lot of college visits towards the end of summer and had no time to type anything. Other than that school is going to be extra hard this year since I am now a senior. Being in both the Math, Science, Engineering program and the Internation Bacculaurette programs also doesn't make it any easier for now I have to wory about the bulk of my IB exams and a bit of AP exams. I hope the extra effort I put into school will pay off and I get into a nice college. I'm not really worried about the SAT's too much since I scored 1400 (not counting the writing portion) the first time I took it without studying one bit. I just need to study more vocabulary and I'll do fine the next time I take it in October. However I do have to worry about the Extended Essay, Prescribed Title, CAS hours, and Oral presentations which will take a large chunk out of any free-time I manage to find when not studying Differential Equations, Physics, or playing on one of the top spots on the high school golf team.

I think that's enough about my school life. Here are my own personal picks on a few things:

Fav Pairings:

(Naruto) Author standing: Watched all the anime episodes and read all the manga. Continues to read each new chapter posted every week.

NaruHina

ShikaTema

Sometimes NejiTen

(Bleach) Same status as Naruto

IchiHime

Urahara x Yoruichi

I'm fine with either Hitsugaya x Karin or Hitsugaya x Matsumoto, just not Hitsugaya x Hinamori

(Yugioh GX) only watch the dub and occasionally read the episode summaries on Janime . info

Jaden x Alexis/Judai x Asuka

(Gundam Wing) Watched everything including the movie: Endless Waltz

Heero x Relena

(Rurouni Kenshin/Samurai X) Watched and read everything including the two OVAs

Kenshin x Kaoru

(One Piece) Occasionally watch the dub. Just started to watch the Sub and will read the manga eventually.

Luffy x Nami

(Harry Potter) I read all 7 books.

Harry x Ginny

(Legend of Zelda series) I played Ocarina of Time, Wind Waker, and Twilight Princess.

Link x Zelda

(Teen Titans) Did not read the comics. Only watched the cartoon and the movie.

Robin x Starfire

(Dragonball Z) Watched only Dub anime.

Gohan x Videl

(Princess Mononoke) Watched the movie several times.

Ashitaka x San

(Pokemon) Use to always watch the dub but now only occasionally or rarely at all.

Ash x Misty

(Code Geass) Up to date with anime

Lelouch x C.C

(Soul Eater) Up to date with the anime and manga

Black Star x Tsubaki (this is a Naruhina ripoff lol)

(Fullmetal Alchemist)

Ed x Winry

Roy x Riza

(Darker Than Black)

Hei x Misaki

(Final Fantasy VII)

Cloud x Tifa

(Evangelion)

Shinji x Asuka (too much potential to be ignored)

IF YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING REALLY FUNNY SCROLL DOWN TO "REALLY FUNNY STUFF"

Pairings that I hate:

I HATE YAOI!

Naruto x Sakura

Ichigo x Rukia

Zane x Alexis/Ryo x Asuka

Harry x Hermione

Harry x Luna

Link x Midna

Link x Malon

Link x Ruto

Link x Ilia

Link x not Zelda

Fav music:

Almost anything by DragonForce especially:

Through the Fire and Flames

and

Operation Ground and Pound

Goodbye by SR-71

The Hell Song by sum 41

Alones (Bleach theme song)

Hold On (Jonas Brothers)

In the End (Linkin Park)

The Last Night (Skillet)

the WORLD (Death Note theme song)

GO!! (Naruto theme song)

Breaking the Habit (Linkin Park)

Numb (Linkin Park)

Asterisk (Bleach theme song)

Ichirin no Hana (Bleach theme song)

Move Along (All American Rejects)

Number One (Hazel FERNANDES Bleach sountrack)

What I've Done (Linkin Park)

No Boy no Cry (Naruto theme song)

D-technolife (Bleach theme song)

Rolling Star (Bleach theme song)

You're Not Me (Yugioh Movie sountrack)

Harukakanata (Naruto theme song)

S.O.S (Jonas Brothers)

Games (Jonas Brothers)

Inseparable (Jonas Brothers)

Bet on it (Troy from High school Musical 2)

I hate Country or any form of Rap!!

Favorite AMVs:

All About Us - Jaden x Alexis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9O-WTPbAUE

Heero and Relena - Kiss U in the Morning: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY0QUz18oQY

Ichigo x Orihime: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Sn81AnSg9c

Link and Zelda - Wonderful Journey: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7SqFOgX4i8

A kickass dbz amv: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI9wiv7FdVY

Its too troublesome to add more but maybe I will do somemore later.

Fanfiction updates:

Second Time: After the week or two I've been gone I reread what I've done so far and I've got one thing to say. MAN I SUCK! I'm planning on redoing just about every chapter and improving the quality and hopefully to the better enjoyment of you, the reader.

Second Time revised edition: Its up and runnin.

Sometimes the Hardest Thing to Say is I Love You: I will most likely redo the story instead of finishing it first. Then I will finish it and start the sequel.

Reawakening of the Triforce: Same as SHTSILY. (lol that is a hilarious acronym)

Meet the Yuki Family: I might finish it then redo the entire story later before I start the sequel.

Ultimate Champion: Erasing it, then redoin it.

Revenge of the New Generation: New. Just started.

Future Fanfictions:

Hogyoku Defense 009 (Naruto x Bleach crossover)

A Link to Soul Society (Bleach x Zelda crossover, title may change)

Meet the Kurosaki Family (kinda like a bleach version of my fanfic Meet the Yuki Family)

Naruto's Rerun (A Naruto time travel fanfic)

Plight of the Heroes (Naruto x Bleach x Zelda crossover, this is on the top of my list of future fanfics)

REALLY FUNNY STUFF

READ IF YOU WANT TO LAUGH

THE FOLLOWING IS RATED T FOR SAFETY BUT IT COULD PROLLY PASS OFF AS K+

Okay here is the deal. My friend darknightoftroy recently took a survey. He has allowed me to post his answers on my profile. His answers in no way reflect my own thoughts but I just thought it would be an enjoyable and rather humorous read. It is posted on his journal at deviantart if you want to see the original entry/copy.

The following is the exact journal entry. The answers shown are his typed answers. The quote marks after this line represent his exact words in the journal entry.

darknightoftroy: "I would first like to say that if you want to have any respect for me, don’t read this. It is extremely offensive, and although there isn’t any actual ill intent present within this journal, I would recommend that you refrain from continuing if you are under 15, or over 30.

Alright, now that all the boring people are gone, I can get on with it.

I was tagged by ~aumnomnom with this survey journal entry thingy. I haven’t ever done one before, and it looked like a lot of fun, so I sat down and decided to answer these questions in as serious a manner as I could. I assure you that I kept the B.S. out of it as much as I could bear to. I wonder how successful I was at that. Anyway, on to the survey and my answers.

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
My hands, and I don’t think I’ll go into anything else….

2. What colour is your favourite hoodie?
I don’t own a hoodie, I’ve never owned a hoodie, and I don’t want to own a hoodie. That being said, it is luminescent indigo.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
I don’t know, I guess it depends on how your mom feels about it.

4. Do you plan outfits?
Yes, I plan every outfit I wear. I always make sure I’m wearing at least three pieces of clothing. I don’t really pay attention to colors or patterns, but who cares about those anyway?

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Like a ninja

7. Who was the last person you kissed?
Your mom

8. Person before that?
Her sister

10. What are you craving right now?
cabbage

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
…… it isn’t really appropriate

12. Do you make prank calls?
Screw prank calls, what about prank hacks? I remember this one time, I hacked into the Russian government database, booted out the admin, and changed the default language to Japanese. I watched with glee as they fumbled around for 6 hours trying to get through the firewall I’d set up.

13. Ever hooked up with some one out of state?
What is this “hooked up” that you speak of? If you mean tied up and hauled up a flag pole, no, I haven’t done that to anyone out of state.

14. Do you sleep with any stuffed animals?
Does your mom count?

15. Would you dance to the taco song?
wtf is the taco song? Is that from the Gaza Strip Club soundtrack?

16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
That was my hobby when I was 5 years old. I would walk around in circles counting to 1,099 (because one-thousand-one-hundred sounded awkward and I didn’t know if something that sounded that dumb was actually the name for the number) every day when I was bored. I must have done it 60 times.

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
that is the sickest oral sex joke I’ve heard in weeks.

18. Do you like anyone right now?
No, I’m a misanthrope. I hate everybody, that includes you, your god, your pet rock, that lying condom salesman and even your mom.

19. What do you think of crickets?
I love them. Some people buy thermostats for their air-conditioners, but not me. I just caught a bunch of crickets and put them in a cage in my house with a microphone attached to it. Then I had to write a program to record the number of chirps per minute, and plug it into the formula to determine atmospheric temperature. I wasn’t content with that though. I was so excited that I made an artificial intelligence construct within the code to track species differentiation and create a statistical analysis of the metabolic reactions within each over the course of its lifespan. Currently, there are about 630 scientists around the world studying the data output of my air-conditioner.

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
hmmm…… I don’t know. Celebrity is really pretty relative isn’t it?

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Yeah, I love it. It makes for a great lubricant and comes in 3rd from my rankings. By the way, 2nd is KY jelly, and 1st is money.

22. What are you listening to right now?
The blood crazed breathing of the rabid monkeys chasing me.

25. Would you go sky diving?
That depends, if I go, will it help me escape from the monkeys? Yes? Awesome, then take me to your pilot, she’d better like cottage cheese.

26. Do you find it annoying when questions are missing from surveys?
Not at all, it means I have to make up less B.S. in order to get an A on it.

27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
Only if he was Irish and very hungry.

28. Is there anything sparkly on you?
Would that happen to include radio tracking collars?

30. Do you rent movies often?
Only when your mom’s over.

31. Who sits behind you in your math class?
Well, I’m not taking any math class right now, and I might not ever take another, but for my last math class……. I try not to think about it. Every time I turned around, I would have a break out of emoness.

34. Can you count backwards from 74?
Duh, I can count backwards from 1,099 while hunting grizzly bears underwater with your mom.

35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
take a wild guess

36. Brown or white egg?
I’m actually more of a green eggs and ham kind of guy, unless you’re talking about the other kind of egg. In that case, I like yellow.

38. Ever been on a train?
Like every frigin day. You have no idea how traumatic it is to listen to middle school children screaming sexual insults at each other across you, and have nothing to read except those disgusting train newspapers with the shemale whore advertisements. Grrr…… I’m sick of hearing about the fully functional 11 inches, stop being weird and get a job.

39. Ever told someone you loved them?
Yes, I love everyone and I’m not ashamed to admit it. That includes you, your god, your pet rock, that lying condom salesman and even your mom.

40. Do you have a cell phone?
Yes, I’m not sure if it still works now that the monkeys chased me though that river, but I have one.

41. Are you a virgin?
Yes

42. Any kids?
6,342 and counting (that I know about) in 83 different countries. I must be the most prolific man on the planet.

43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
I don’t have a best friend, and after people read this, I might not have any friends at all.

44. Ever had cream puffs?
okay, that is the second sickest oral sex joke I’ve heard in weeks.

45. Ever had Breaded Shrimp?
Seriously, stop it! You’re killing me

46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
The butterfly effect is a hypothesis dependent upon the theory of a mechanical universe + lots of cocaine. Seriously, time travel doesn’t work now, and it never will. Besides, if you prove me wrong, I’ll just use my time machine and prevent you from ever having been born. Unfortunately, the consequences of such an action would be incredibly far reaching and unpredictable, and I would probably come back to a world ruled by teletubbies and hard core pokemon jihadists.

47. What was the last question you asked?
I believe it was “Would that happen to include radio tracking collars?”

48. What was the last CD you bought?
I’ve never bought a CD. Why would you buy CDs when you can just download everything off the internet for free? You people think up the funniest questions.

49. What is/was your bus number for school?
SC932VB221.000856 Errr….. I live in a large county.

51. Is your hair curly?
Only when I let it get very long.

52. Last time you cried?
While being born. Hey, don’t you dare make fun of me for that! It hurt okay? I bet you would cry too if your face had to squeeze though that.

53. Ever walked into a wall?
I’ve run though walls, does that suffice?

54. Ever walked UP a wall?
Okay, seriously, if you didn’t get it yet, I’m a ninja. Of course I’ve walked up walls. I’ve walked up walls, I’ve walked down walls, I enjoy wall running, and I’m the only guy I know who can wall jump over a 4.5 ft. tall hedge.

55. Have you ever bought anything from PacSun?
What is PacSun? Nevermind, I don’t want to know

56. Favourite time of the year?
The ninja festival, it is when all of the ninjas have a giant parade through the major cities around the world. Don’t bother looking for us, you won’t see anything without a sharingan.

57. Favourite number?
My favorite number is that which is least prime below 200. If you know the answer, hack into Microsoft’s primary server and type in that number as the password for the administrator. You’ll be granted access, and will have the option of downloading a magical cookie. Whatever you do, don’t download it, it will break your computer. Trust me, I was surprised that Microsoft needed such petty traps as well, but it is obviously pretty effective.

58. Favourite colours?
…..I’m an American, we spell things the way they should be spelled, and the word “colours” offends me. Oh, but I do like a number of photonic frequencies within the visible spectrum, and some outside of it as well. Ask me if you really want to know more (trust me, you don’t).

59. Do you have any piercings?
That’s what I’m trying to avoid. You think I’m running from these monkeys because I want my body to be full of holes? I rather like my kidneys the way they are, and have no desire to put further drains in them.

60. Do you have any tattoos?
Not yet, but if they scare away monkeys then I’ll think about it.

61. Who was the last person you held hands with?
I cannot remember, probably my mom, like 8 years ago.

62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
I don’t have a TV in my room, and I never will. I normally don’t sleep while watching TV unless something boring like American Idol is on.

63. Where was your default picture taken at?
That is a personal question, and I’m not going to answer it.

64. Why was your default picture taken?
“This is why I’m hot” and “there is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.”

65. Do you like your life right now?
Does a scorpion like the sun?

66. How do you feel about 'love'?
I don’t know why ‘love’ needs to be in the ‘’ things, but what is there to feel about it? I have an Anima who can kill your Anima in two seconds flat. Maybe I should be content with that.

67. What is your favourite animal?
Cobra, oh, wait, this is too perfect, Your MOM!

69. Do you have good vision?
I’m rather myopic, and everything I do tends to turn out rather badly.

70. Can you hula hoop?
no….. hula hoops (contrary to popular opinion) aren’t all that sexy.

71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Everything is circumstantial. If you try to make an illegal move in chess, I’ll call you an idiot, and leave it at that. If you cheat on your taxes, then you are a professional ass hole. If you cheat on a Physics test, no, no, forget it, just roll over and die because you will prefer that to what I’m going to do to you.

72. Do you have a job?
Yes, if you call slowly killing yourself a job. Anyway, I get paid for it.

74. What are you wearing?
an otter suit

75. What does your hair look like?
picture a snake, now picture one of those white lab mice, now picture the snake eating that mouse, now picture that mouse’s hair growing out of the snakes head. I think that is a fair illustration.

76. Ever climbed out a window?
I thought I told you I was a ninja! This is ridiculous, yes, I’ve climbed out windows, I’ve climbed in windows, I’ve jumped out windows, rolled out windows, flipped out windows, flown out windows and even fallen out of a couple of windows. …… So, yes, I’ve climbed out a window.

77. Can you handle the truth?
Whose truth are you talking about? I can handle anything, and I’ve already handled almost anything you’re capable of dishing out. However, there are no universal truths, and I’ll stand by that statement to the death.

78. What was the most recent thing you bought?
I bought one of the U.S. Supreme court justices, does that count?

79. How often do you talk on the phone?
I really have no phone schedule. I use it when I need to contact somebody for legal of financial reasons. Other than that, I don’t call people.

80. What's the longest you talked to someone on the phone?
about 40 minutes

81. Do you hate/dislike more than 3 people?
Emotions of hate and even dislike for individuals are childish and not worth pursuing or acting upon. While there are some people I dislike (I am human) I don’t let those emotions rule me. That being said, the power of an idea is significant, and worth dying for.

83. Are you sarcastic?
No, every word I say is completely serious. I haven’t ever spoken a sarcastic word in my life.

84. Have you ever slapped someone?
The question is really, who haven’t I slapped?

85. Do looks matter?
Only if you can see. Without any visual reference points, appearance is meaningless.

86. Do you use chapstick?
no, I love to feel the pain of my cracking mouth. I savor the taste of the blood, and bite deeper still.

87. Are you too forgiving?
No

88. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
I’ve never been in Hot Topic, I’ve never seen a Hot Topic store, and to my knowledge, I don’t own anything from Hot Topic.

89. Do you own a gun?
You can’t own a gun, but a gun can own you. However, I wish I owned a gun right now because these monkeys are getting closer.

90. Where are you located?
I’m not really sure at the moment. These monkeys have chased me for days, do you think you could help me out?

91. Have you ever been in a castle?
yes, your mom led the way

92. Do you like your hair?
I’m neutral towards it. It serves its purpose, and I’m content with that.

93. Do you like yourself?
I don’t think that matters. I live for the good of the human race. Do you have a problem with that?

95. Are you more pissed off, upset, or happy most of the time?
It depends, is your mom around? Is my family around? Am I online? Are the French having another revolution? All these factors must be accounted for when answering this question, and quite frankly, the wording is far too vague.

96. When was the last time you talked on aim?
about 2 days ago

97. Random statement:
No, screw you, I’ve given you so many random statements by now that if you haven’t had your fill, I can’t help you.

99. What are you doing today?
Practicing being a ninja

100. Err...high-five?
No, I do the Barack Obama fist punch. If you can’t roll with that, then get out of the arena, cuz you’re about to get run over.

Well, I'm done with that, and since I don't like spreading diseases, especially perverted ones, I will not tag anyone in return. If you want to take this survey, it is your choice. I enjoyed it, but ... that's just me."

END

Kage of Seireitei: Yea so I have weird friends but he let me post this and it is really funny!

If anyone wants any details on any of this PM me. Thanx for readin and I hope to see yall in the future.

ATTENTION!! IF YOU WANT TO READ SOMETHING GUT BUSTING HILARIOUS SCROLL A LITTLE BIT UP TO WHERE IT SAYS "REALLY FUNNY STUFF". ITS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE 100 QUESTION SURVEY FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO JUST SKIPPED OVER MY PROFILE AND ARE NOW READING THIS STATEMENT AT THE END OF IT! COME ON ITS HILARIOUS! READ IT FROM 1 TO 100, NOT BACKWARDS, CUZ YOU WONT GET SOME OF THE JOKES IF YOU DO.