Okay everyone, here's the deal: I tried but it died. It sums up a lot of my attempts to continue my fics. Maybe I'll continue them, one day, after all, both are sitting on quite the eventual plot. I had things planned, but they're just not in my grasp at the moment.

So for now, oneshots are probably the best you will get, sorry.

Just something to clarify: You have probably noticed I use honorifics in my fanfiction (Reluctant Snake excluded, of course) and it may or may not appear that I am misusing them. I probably am. But I strive to utilise them appropriately and believe that without them something would be lost in terms of the indications of closeness they carry. At the same time, I am aware that my use, particularly that of Sour Peppermints, can seem over the top occasionally. I apologize and encourage anyone who has firm grasp of the system of honorifics to advise me if I am misusing them too badly and would appreciate suggestions if that is the case. Alternate meanings and additional honorifics are always welcome. (For instance, 'danna' that Taylor so bitterly uses has another, rather interesting meaning behind it...)

Words I made up: Ridikugram- n. a word or phrase that makes one laugh whenever it is mentioned without logical reason, or because of memory tied to said word or phrase. Such as; 'run like hell', 'monster' used as a superlative adjective when describing size i.e. 'monster fly', or 'pyromaniacs ignite'. Introclusive- adj. unnoticeable or unknown except by those who already knows of its existence; 'can't be found except by those who already know where it is' is introclusive. Twoser- n.someone who is a loser times two, spoken in jest or mock rage, often with a cutesy tone of voice. I.e: 'senpai, you're such a twoser to Tobi!'

So there. Now you know me. And if you're wondering, The Recorder is a charater from one of my original stories

AHEM! Things I've said!

"The pen is mightier than the sword, while the latter takes your blood, the former takes your soul."

"Poetry: Stories to be read aloud."

"You have to look at it from the tree's perspective. How would you like your feet cut off, your head shaved and forcibly carted hundreds of miles from your home to be methodically beheaded, skinned alive, cut in half, shredded into pulp, bleached until you gleamed, glued together with your other unlucky friends and your corpse used as disposable algebra notes? Personally, I'd rather be put to better use. Like an airplane for instance."

"Ignore me, I'm an idoit."

"Yes, I suppose that did come out slightly more perverse than intended..."

My Most Favorite of Reviews I've Recieved: 'I bet fate has wet himself with laughter at this point'