An overdose of overdone HGSS plot clichés with a twist (forced marriage, mpreg, prophesy child, potions accident, daffy but scheming Dumbledore, house points abuse, accelerated aging, oppressive ministry, detention, exaggerated character traits, canon crack, et al)in a nutty little nutshell of a parody because my goal here is to make you to snort beverage all over your laptop.

An anti-heroic story about how Sylar serves his own agendas even while employed by the Company. Slash Sylar/Mohinder also with cameos by Noah, Angela, and Maya. I return reviews!

What could be worse for Mohinder than Christmas with Agent Hanson? One cup of caffeine that she's not sharing and a serial killer spreading Yuletide cheer. SylarMohinder SLASH. No lords aleaping harmed in the making. The FBI didn't fare as well.

PostDH and ever so slightly AU! Forget all about the DH epilogue. Harry returns to teach at Hogwarts only to find one very familiar Potions professor who only he can see. Friendship or SSHP? You pick.

Written preHBP It's SSHP and the third generation at Hogwarts as seen through the eyes of the portrait of Salazar Slytherin who certainly has enough of his own problems. Rated for language.

When a Muggle from the future discovers Hogwarts, she realizes she can't change time. So she decides to change some stubborn minds instead. HPDM slash, SSOC het, eventually. My first posted fic so any input is most appreciated. Will return reviews.