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Joined 02-17-07, id: 1222209, Profile Updated: 01-27-20
Author has written 27 stories for Good vs Evil, Psych, Lewis, Professionals, Midsomer Murders, Lost In Space, Equalizer, Detectives, Department S/Jason King, War of the Worlds, Man From UNCLE, Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea, Crossing Lines, and Father Brown Mysteries.

About Me: AZombieWrites aka Twat, aka Bernadette, is a depressed, social phobic, medicated zombie who lives on a cosy, blue lounge somewhere on the coast of Australia.

She has a fickle muse who loves to write oneshots and multi chapter fan fiction where she enjoys whumping her favourite characters in a mild, light and what she hopes is an entertaining manner.

She doesn't write for comments. Only writes because she loves to write. So, if you don't comment that's fine, she's okay with it and she hopes you enjoyed the story or stories you have read.

When not writing, she likes to read, watch, play and listen.

The Most Important Reason to Write

For your own enjoyment — the joy of creation, the joy of reading the story you had to write because nobody else had done so until you came along. Don’t write with any goal in mind except this one: to complete a story — a novel, a novella, a short story, a short short story — so that you can read it.

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My View Regarding Reviews/Comments

I don't write for reviews. I write because I love to write. So, if you don't review that's fine, I'm okay with it and I hope you enjoyed the story or stories you have read.

My View Regarding Warnings:

I refuse to give a warning that will give away a major plot point. An example: if I write a death fic, I'm not going to warn you that it's a death fic. I mean, seriously, if the warning gives away the story, why bother reading it, you already know what's going to happen.

The Little Things:

Whump. I love whump. I live for it. Minor whump. Major whump. As long as it's believable. Angst. I love it. Slash. I don't do it. Nothing against it. Just doesn't interest me.

Current Project:

Believe it or not, I’m actually trying to write another chapter for my ’Collected Hurts of DS Jones’ story. Yes, really.

Current Fandoms:

Crossing Lines (Inspector Luke Wilkinson), The Protectors (Paul Buchet), Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea (Captain Lee Crane), Father Brown (Inspector Sullivan), Star Trek Voyager (Chakotay), War of the Worlds (Lt. Colonel Ironhorse), Stargate Atlantis (Major Lorne), Department S (Stewart Sullivan), The Detectives (Sergeant Chris Ballard), Lost in Space (Major Don West), The Equalizer (Mickey Kostmayer).

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Me on: Twitter

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What's the matter with Captain Pike? by Miss-Inquisitive-Sci-fi reviews
Who do Discovery turn to when their fearless leader, Captain Pike, is possessed by an alien entity and is in terrible danger? The answer is his other crew: the Enterprise. Can the family come together to save their space dad before the entity triumphs, and more importantly before the entity forces Pike to do something irreversible? Multi-Crew story. Major angst. Pike Whump.
Star Trek: Discovery - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,734 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/1/2019 - Published: 10/12/2019 - Michael B., Spock, C. Pike, Number One/Una - Complete
A Matter of Trust by Miss-Inquisitive-Sci-fi reviews
During a shuttle crash Captain Pike is one of only 2 survivors. Injured and out of contact with the outside world tensions begin to boil over. If Pike wants to survive the night he must contend with: a prisoner who is desperate to escape, a gaping hole of mistrust, and damaging preconceptions that both sides are guilty of, not to mention their life-threatening injuries. Pike Whump.
Star Trek: Discovery - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,885 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2019 - C. Pike, Number One/Una - Complete
The Klingon Incident by Miss-Inquisitive-Sci-fi reviews
The Enterprise receives notification of a planet seeking to join the federation and are instructed by Starfleet to open negotiations. Pike, Una and Spock head up the diplomatic visit, not knowing what they're really walking into. Spock alone has doubts but can he persuade his peers before the worst happens and matters spiral out of control for good? Pike Whump. Post Discovery Era.
Star Trek: Discovery - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,762 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/26/2019 - Published: 6/29/2019 - Spock, C. Pike, Number One/Una - Complete
The Search for Spock by Miss-Inquisitive-Sci-fi reviews
The Discovery's search for Spock has finally led them to Vulcan. Search teams begin to scour the planet led by Captain Pike and Commander Burnham. They both hope to find Spock alive and in one piece but more importantly they hope to find him before Section 31 and a certain crazed ex-Captain can. Pike Whump.
Star Trek: Discovery - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,338 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/3/2019 - Published: 2/26/2019 - Michael B., P. Georgiou, Spock, C. Pike - Complete
The Beast Makers by Aetherschreiber reviews
The Jupiter Two lands on a new world and finds it isn't as deserted as they thought at first. And then, strange things begin happening to our favorite representative of the military. As a mysterious alien mutation begins to alter Don West's mind as well as his body, the family struggles to find a way to stop it. But what's really behind this transformation?
Lost In Space - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,095 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2018 - Complete
Leap of Faith by KeianaLunae reviews
It had taken all of five minutes to go from lunchtime to a full-scale firefight. It had only taken ten seconds for Lorne to come up with his crazy, bad, stupid, no-good, insane plan… and to implement it, armed with nothing but Ronon's gun, some alien grenades, and far too much time spent in Sheppard's clearly corrupting presence. [Action, Whump] [Lorne, Sheppard, Beckett, McKay]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,922 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/25/2018 - Published: 2/12/2018 - Rodney M., John S., Carson B., E. Lorne - Complete
Anamorphosis by Allonympt reviews
Major Evan Lorne's life takes an unexpected detour, and the aftermath is felt by everyone. Warning: rated M for very strong language and sexual violence.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,506 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - E. Lorne
To Meet the Hour by Rrund reviews
This is a sequel to "Our Service Binds Us". It would be as well to read them in order.
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,856 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Complete
Our Service Binds Us by Rrund reviews
Lee on an ONI assignment and the aftermath. This is AU as I place the whole team in the present. There is some torture and an occasional harsh word.
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,215 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Complete
Forlorn Hope by ShaViva reviews
From the very beginning there was something special about Major Evan Lorne. In Pegasus there is one who sees, content to admire in silence ... but for how long and will the cost be too high? Last in my Lorne series but can be read as a stand alone story.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 209,911 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 3/5/2009 - E. Lorne - Complete
War Games by kashkow reviews
If you want to fix the game, you better pick the right player...Sequel of sorts to "The Greatest Gift" You can read this without reading the other, but it will make a little more sense if you read the other first.
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47,518 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Complete
Lost in Space: The Return by Will Ackerman reviews
Lost in Space never concluded its storyline. I have always wondered: what could have happened to the Robinsons? Over the next 12 chapters, I intend to answer that question. Sit back, relax, and let's head out into deep space. Enjoy the ride!
Lost In Space - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 127,551 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Complete
Reaction by kashkow reviews
My first published fanfic, done over three years ago. This is an episode tagAU. It is rough and unbetaed so there is no one to blame but me. I hope you enjoy
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,564 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
Belonging by Ammanalien reviews
Lorne observes Sheppard's team, and wonders where he fits. Then events take a serious turn... A little story where Lorne gets whumped.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,240 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - E. Lorne - Complete
Hold Me by Ammanalien reviews
Teyla and Lorne climbing trees? A little whumping story.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Teyla E., E. Lorne - Complete
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The Collected Hurts of DS Jones reviews
6 times DS Jones was whumped and 1 time he wasn't.
Midsomer Murders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,727 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 2/24/2013 - B. Jones, J. Barnaby - Complete
Take the Dead Out of Me
Caught and tortured by a maniac who enjoys inflicting pain; the story of Inspector Luke Wilkinson's nightmare. **Warning** Descriptions of violence.
Crossing Lines - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2019
The Hell in Me
Michel Dorn didn't like the feeling of guilt, the emotion created after learning of the repercussions caused when he'd asked Inspector Wilkinson to interview Carlo Pacetti, the Inspector's past revealed to members of the ICC. (Missing Scene - S3 E5 Recoil)
Crossing Lines - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Published: 11/20/2018 - Complete
A Passing of Guilt reviews
A vicious, domineering wife: deceased. A husband rumoured to have a nervous disposition. A disgraced doctor surrounded by rumour. A questionable death. A meddling priest reluctant to meddle and a detective inspector who isn't feeling well. They all come together, brought into a violent confrontation when the wrong person asks too many questions.
Father Brown Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,072 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/2/2018 - Published: 10/23/2018 - Complete
The Battered Collection of Captain Lee Crane reviews
Commander Lee Crane, Captain of the Seaview, thought he lived a dangerous life . . . and then he met me; a writer whose only purpose in life is to physically and emotionally whump Lee Crane in a descriptive and bloody manner in a collection of short stories.
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,437 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/22/2018 - Published: 7/15/2018
You put the Fear in Me reviews
Trapped on a rooftop and under heavy fire, Inspector Luke Wilkinson resorts to desperate measures to protect his ICC team mate.
Crossing Lines - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,819 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/12/2018 - Complete
I Leave a Dagger in You
Ellie wants to talk to someone who understands. Someone who has killed to protect innocent lives and she can only think of one person. She needed to talk to Luke Wilkinson, a conversation that reveals she isn't the only one who needs help. #Episdoe Tag S3 'Expose'.
Crossing Lines - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,579 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2018 - Complete
Emergence reviews
Driven by hunger, they emerge from the shadows, choosing a suitable victim before feeding on fear and uncertainty but fear isn't always what it seems, sometimes it's an emotion concocted only to satisfy a need.
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,656 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/28/2017 - Complete
Insecta reviews
An insect with an insatiable appetite for human flesh has found a home on Seaview. As the death count rises, Captain Crane and Admiral Nelson struggle to find a way to stop it from taking more lives.
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2017 - Complete
The Shadowed Affair reviews
Story One of The Sciophobia Affair trilogy: When an agent fails to acquire a microchip hidden inside the contents of a room set deep within the bowels of an abandoned insane asylum, Napoleon Solo and Illya Kuryakin are sent in to retrieve it. It really is a shame the agent was too scared to mention the dead shadows living in the basement of the asylum.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,806 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/25/2016 - Illya K., Napoleon S. - Complete
Dance on Through
Responding to alien transmissions, the Blackwood Project find themselves embroiled in the legend of the Boogeyman. Children are disappearing, abducted during their thirteenth year. The local inhabitants are certain a boogeyman is behind their disappearance but Blackwood believes the aliens are involved. When Debi is threatened, Ironhorse risks his life to keep her safe.
War of the Worlds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,811 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Complete
A Toast of Midsomer reviews
DCI John Barnaby and DS Ben Jones are drawn into a world where murder doesn't exist. At least not until Meredith Bernstein was found dead in her front garden with a knife in her chest. With the help of a psychic, a chef and a battery operated toaster, Barnaby and Jones try to solve a case that may be the first of many.
Midsomer Murders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,015 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2015 - B. Jones, J. Barnaby - Complete
A Silent Recovery reviews
*Episode Tag - 1x19 'Vengeance Is Mine'* The Martin Cole incident over, Colonel Ironhorse just wants to sleep but the other members of the Blackwood Project won't let him.
War of the Worlds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,417 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Complete
The Man with a New Body reviews
In an attempt to keep a case unsolved, the agents of Department S are abducted. Kept hidden away in an isolated location. When two of them escape plans begin to unravel leaving one life at risk.
Department S/Jason King - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,840 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Complete
Must be Your Death a Walking
After following a suspect into a vacant house, Detective Sergeant Ballard becomes an unwilling participant in a fight against evil. *Written for The spook me Multi-Fandom Halloween Ficathon 2014 and 10 hurt comfort*
Detectives - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,544 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Complete
A Calm Storm reviews
On a dark but not so stormy night, Russo and Ballard become hostages to a man who would rather die than spend more time in jail. Time runs out when Ballard is injured, his life in danger as Russo tries to negotiate their release.
Detectives - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,336 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/6/2014 - C. Ballard, J. Russo - Complete
Conversations reviews
When Kostmayer shows up on his doorstep, McCall is grateful to have his friend back but he knows it isn't that simple. Spoilers 4x6 Splinters. Written for 50scenes on LiveJournal.
Equalizer - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Complete
Lost In Emotion reviews
Dragged down into a deep hole by the black dog of depression, Don West struggles to maintain a facade of his former self, but when Doctor Smith causes more harm and injury, West loses control, his facade crumbling in front of everyone.
Lost In Space - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,070 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Complete
You Make The Sweetest Sound reviews
When a routine enquiry turns into a night of violence, DCI John Barnaby is left with no choice. He has to fight back, with extreme force if necessary because he can't just sit back and watch his sergeant die at the hands of a stranger whose intent is more violent than even Barnaby could have imagined.
Midsomer Murders - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2013 - J. Barnaby, B. Jones - Complete
The Men In Black reviews
They linger in the shadows, men dressed in black, hungry for what they no longer have. Violent and quick, they take what they need, like a nightmare version of the tooth fairy. But it's not always easy, humans can be stubborn creatures. Written for the spook me Multi-Fandom Halloween Ficathon 2012.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Carlton L. - Complete
Don't let it Breathe in your Face reviews
Bodie could feel Death's tainted breath against his chilled flesh. Never before had it come this close.
Professionals - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/16/2011
A Man Almost Lost reviews
During a police pursuit, a killer in a desperate need to escape, attempts to distract his pursuers by committing a crime that DS James Hathaway finds hard to deal with, emotionally and physically.
Lewis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Complete
When a Zombie Attacks reviews
It's the zombie apocalypse but can it be called an apocalypse when there's only one zombie.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,371 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Carlton L., B. McNab - Complete
98 Cannibal Road reviews
98 Cannibal Road. It looked friendly enough from the outside but that didn't necessarily mean that everyone was welcome. It was a warning our hero, Detective Carlton Lassiter, was unable to grasp.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Carlton L. - Complete
Sleep reviews
After the events of 'Nurse Evil', Henry and Ben watch over Chandler as he sleeps off the drugs effects. Spoilers for 'Nurse Evil' and 'Underworld'
Good vs Evil - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
Tunnel reviews
Chandler and Henry chase a Morlock into a dark, abandoned house and a very dark hole. Spoilers for 'Underworld' and 'M is for Morlock'.
Good vs Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,282 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Complete
Violence reviews
Things go wrong when Chandler tries to kill a Morlock
Good vs Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Complete