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Joined 01-28-07, id: 1208870, Profile Updated: 10-20-10
Author has written 2 stories for Star Wars, South Park, and Velvet Goldmine.

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Semper Fi by Lady Buchanan reviews
Memories from a Boston girl who knew the Bear Jew back when he was just Donny Donowitz. Rating changed for unnecessary amounts of swearing.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,833 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Donny D. - Complete
I Have A Knack for Making People Laugh by WordShark reviews
Harriet Vince, registered nobody, has a talent for making things worse for herself. Yes this is one of those idiotic Joker/OC/Batman stories, but I intend to have a good time with my Anti-Mary-Sue, so enjoy! I'm so sorry I never finished this! LOVE YOU
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,371 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008
Republic of the dead by Horned Reaper 266 reviews
A deadly virus, a mysterious child. On the way back from a mission Anakin, Obi-wan and Ahsoka encounter a seemingly derelict ship adrift in space, broadcasting a single message: Aim for the head, for god’s sake, aim for the head
Crossover - Star Wars & Dawn of the Dead - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Lumiya/Shira Brie
Tatooine Fever by squerrilla reviews
The Phantom Menace deleted scene... sort of. HET. An encounter on board the stranded Royal starship. Obi-Wan/Sabe. Sabe is 19.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Snickers by DeletedScenesFanfic reviews
Deadpool sees something he's never seen before... Deadpool/X-23
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
Laughter by ProjectManhattan reviews
Done for a meme on LJ. I saw "Goren" and "The Joker" in the same sentence and couldn't pass up the opportunity. Expect some tense situations and lots of mindgames. M for language. Contains spoilers for TDK, The Killing Joke, and various CI episodes.
Crossover - Law and Order: CI & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - R. Goren, Joker
Bashing the Fourth Wall by PhantomWriter2.0 reviews
We all know Deadpool knows he's just another character in a comic book, but what happens when he tries to explain this to the X-men? Rated for ‘Playboy’.
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
JxHQ: Arkham Asylum: Tainted Love by princessebee reviews
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Beautiful, smart, ambitious. But she never counted on The Joker. An all new and different take on the seduction and manipulation which led to her going insane and becoming Harley Quinn. Over 200,000 hits! Thanks all! COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,749 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Never Never by Roach Patrol reviews
Richard finds an old friend of Door's lost in the parlor. X-over with another sort of London altogether.
Crossover - Peter Pan & Neverwhere - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Baby Fratelli by Atomic Bitch reviews
AlexOC other insignificant pairs takes place before the book or movie but only slightly. The boys are rowdying out with a little bit of the ultraviolence and their attempts at crime, drugs, and girls. Interesting aspects of nadsat life in general. R&R.
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2007
Common Courtesy by Gozer reviews
12year old Alex DeLarge is new to the local correctional school and isn’t used to the rules. Advisor P.R. Deltoid tries to teach him a lesson.
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy by Min Daae reviews
A completely plotless, pointless, fluffic for AziraphaleCrowley. But it's different fluff...Aziraphale was trying to read. Trying. R&R. ONESHOT.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
Devotchkas and Malchicks by AliBlack reviews
O my brothers, you know when life shoves you into a corner and then some crazy veshch, maybe a malenky thing, opens up a whole bolshy path for you? Ah, the sweet nector of a fresh beginning. [Novelverse, AlexOC]
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/3/2007
Spoilers by Jax Malcolm reviews
Crowley's committed all sorts of evil acts throughout his existence. However, Aziraphale thinks this one is particularly heinous.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
St Wossname's Fire by SpamWarrior reviews
The Auditors have resurrected Mister Teatime and given him a mission: kill Life and end existence. Features just about everyone who's ever been in a Discworld book for more than two pages. PHEER, I tell you.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,789 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 3/10/2005
Tequila! by Cheloya reviews
It's always against his better judgement. Lightly AxC.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
The Good Samaritan by dangerousdame reviews
AU oneshot. What if the person to survive the brutal house attack was Mrs. Alexander, rather than her husband? Rated T for some mildly disturbing content.
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Lessons Learned by Charlie Yubari reviews
Followup to The Kind of Little Boy. Jonathan Teatime learns a little more from his punishment that the Guild masters perhaps hoped. Some very mild violence.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
In The Eye by Charlie Yubari reviews
Some unexplained accident had taken the other eye, and the missing orb had been replaced with a ball of glass. The story behing Jonathan Teatime's eye. Warning DO NOT READ if you have an eyesquick.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
The Kind of Little Boy by Charlie Yubari reviews
The other children didn't often play with young Jonathan Teatime. Except on one occasion. Implied sexual situations.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
Losing Velocity by agentjedi reviews
Vader contemplates his new existence.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Darth Vader - Complete
Mother by Ddriana reviews
He was her son.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Envy - Complete
The Silence by Ink Cat reviews
Just one. Just one lamb. Just one innocent. I’ve got you, hold on. Just a little further.We can do it.We can make it
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Complete
Just Like Clockwork by Kicking Poe reviews
Poem based on Anthony Burgess's A Clockwork Orange. Alex's POV after being "redeemed"...and all that cal
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/4/2004
Therapy Session by Cloudtrader reviews
Deadpool gets therapy.
Marvel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2002
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LOVE's Just A Word I Never Learned To Pronounce reviews
Kenny returns from hell, but this time as a girl. Stan and Kyle decide to have some fun with him. Kyle/Kenny/Stan. PWP. genderswitch!Kenny. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Anakin, I'm Only Dancing reviews
Curt Wild/Obi-Wan. Oneshot. AU-ish, Slash, Spoilers for both movies, most likely. Obi-Wan gets a special surprise from a certain rock star when he and Anakin accidentally fly through a random black hole and appear on Earth.
Crossover - Star Wars & Velvet Goldmine - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Obi-Wan K.