Two figures sit in the shadows of an old lab, none of them really wondering how they got there…

Figure1: Gee, sister, what do you want to do tonight?

Figure2: The same thing we do every night, sis – aim for complete global saturation!

Figure1: And how are going to achieve that, sister?

Figure2: Easy! We will put the sample of Uroboros in this worldwide airduct and wait.

Figure1: Sister, we don’t have the sample yet.

Figure2: What? Why not? Albert promised he would send it to me.

Figure1: Yes, but UPS lost the package.

Figure2: Well, shit. We will have to go with plan B.

Figure1: What is plan B, sister?

Figure2: We will spread a dark and evil Wesklaire instead! Sis, go get the archive!

Figure1: There’s no Wesklaire left, sister. You used it all in yesterday’s attempt to aim for complete global saturation.

Figure2: No more Wesklaire…???

Figure1: But we still have this…

Figure2: Oh! That…

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Figure1: Luckily, they don’t know who we are, Sofstinha.

Figure2: Shit, Xaori, don’t say my name.

Xaori: Sorry.

Sofistinha: Anyway, the world needs to know who the new leaders are going to be. Because once we achieve complete global saturation, everything will change…

Xaori: I don’t really know what complete global saturation means…

Sofistinha: You just keep working on the shower scene.

Xaori: Yes, sister. You know that Claire is slightly out of character here, don’t you?

Sofistinha: I know, sis. But if Capcom doesn’t give a shit about keeping their characters in character, why would we?

Xaori: Convincing reasoning. Do you think we should add a warning?

Sofistinha: What kind of warning?

Xaori: Maybe… that this will be a three-part-story; that it has been checked nicely by Corpasite and that we're grateful for his help; that there will be incest and sex and violence and incest and betrayal and…

Sofistinha: Don’t forget the incest.

Xaori: …and incest.

Sofistinha: Nah! I don’t think that’s needed. Just let hem know that the first part will be a Wesklaire story… THAT’S THE POINT! UAHAHAHAHAHA

Xaori: hahaha Alright, sis. We can start whenever you want. Is the heavy artillery ready?

Sofistinha: It has been ready for years!

Xaori: Okay.

Sofstinha: Let’s get this done.