The Perilous Monster Eater
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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Fallout, and Love Hina.

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A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8369 - Favs: 15,029 - Follows: 16,129 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
The Right to Live by Eilwynn reviews
Freed from her cage, Uzumaki Naruto sets out to show the world all that it takes for granted. Rated for safety. WARNING: FemNaruto, with eventual romantic relationships with male characters. Will remain unfinished. I DON'T WRITE HERE ANYMORE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 130,437 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 3,120 - Follows: 2,470 - Updated: 3/17/2018 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U.
A Demon's Curse and An Angel's Blessing by Apex Soldier reviews
Nine year old Naruto has had a hard life so far... worst turns to worse when his seal malfunctions. With his new form, what will happen to him? Naruhina, strong, animalistic Naruto... Other pairings undecided... Rated for gore scenes and possible lemon..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,168 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Prince Of War by Suavesky reviews
They say the journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. So how far does a leap get you? This is the story of Uzumaki Naruto, abandoned by family and disregarded by everyone else. Tired of being used, now he holds all the cards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 139,109 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 2,356 - Follows: 2,506 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Naruto U.
Technological Ninja Naruto Uzumaki by WraithRune reviews
One night, falling stars streaked across the sky. When Naruto accidently came into contact with one of the craters where the stars had fell, he found a device that contained all the knowledge of an advanced civilization. Technology, Mokuton Naruto.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 123,925 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 5,237 - Follows: 5,189 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Change of Heart by ebtwisty9 reviews
All Bowser wanted was a good Birthday. All Peach thought she wanted was some time away from life. What she got may have changed her mind...about everything she's ever known. BowserxPeach with LuigixDaisy, KammyxKamek, koopalings, and others.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 279,458 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Peach, Bowser - Complete
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 5,422 - Follows: 5,892 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Shadows of the Mind by Vaanarash reviews
Sarutobi had always had the best of intentions when he made his decisions concerning Naruto. But you know what they say about the road to Hell and intentions. Now, with unseen enemies and shadowy secrets all around him, Naruto must choose his path and live his life his way. No matter the cost. Gray Naruto, Sort of Naru/FemHaku, Naru/? no harem, no yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 262,871 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 2,457 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Naruto U.
The Fire Shadow of Fairy Tail by Jasticus reviews
War is hell. It took a while, but Naruto finally understood Pain's words. However, the war becomes the least of his worries when he is brutally thrust from his homeland into the great unknown. Welcome to Earthland. Population: Mages. Nin nin! Naruto x Erza, Naruto x Ultear?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 122,864 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 4,385 - Follows: 3,977 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Naruto U., Erza S.
The Keening Blade by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
She hesitated-"Mostly, I couldn't kill you, knowing that I cheated. At the Landsmeet. Our duel." There was a heavy silence. Loghain said slowly, "You do realize that I am holding a naked sword at this very moment?" M for sound reasons.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 427,041 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Cousland, Loghain M. T.
Things Worth Keeping by Urdaniel reviews
Rated M for language and mild innuendo; no sex. Week-long post-ME2 Jack/MShep story set on Intai'sei and Pinnacle Station during repairs to the Normandy. *CONTENT UPDATE - Day 6 complete; Parts 1 & 2 of 2 posted*
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,839 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Jack, Shepard
Through the Cracks in the Mask by Eilwynn reviews
How would Naruto's life have changed if he'd had a relatively normal early childhood, someone who cared about him during his most impressionable years? A typical storyline, done a little differently. An exercise in character psychology.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 50,919 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Rough Fist by hangman1 reviews
Juken; the Hyuuga clan's prized fighting style. Designed to destroy or cripple the opponents chakra network with pinpoint accuracy. But what is this style fell into the grasp of a young boy. The Rougufu is born!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,562 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto the Marine: story discontinued by Dorlath reviews
Naruto/ One Piece Fusion. Join Naruto in the world of One Piece on his adventures with the Marines. Meanwhile Luffy and his crew are still out there. What will happen when the two meet?
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 201,009 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The Apprentice by JackOfBladesX reviews
On the eve of his second failure to pass the Academy exam, Naruto is found by someone who has taken a particular interest in his future. Sarutobi has forbidden Danzou from touching Naruto. But could this new person be even worse?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,927 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Naruto U., Fū
The Alternate World of Nagato Yuki by rick777 reviews
An alternate story to "The Disappearance of Suzumiya Haruhi". In this story, Kyon isn't the only one who remembers his days with the SOS Brigade. Rated T for some adult situations. Yuki x Kyon.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,001 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Yuki N., Kyon - Complete
Another Chance by Tiro reviews
32-year old Uzumaki Naruto is a very different person from when he was 12. Death has made his life different. What will he do when he gets thrown back into the past with two of his last friends? Non-yaoi. Rated M for some violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,965 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 3,205 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Come Full Circle by knuckz reviews
They knew that Uzumaki Naruto was destined for greatness, but this was getting ridiculous. When Naruto takes the Yondaime's fuuinjutsu to unimaginable levels. Formerly known as 'Furuenjin'. Indefinite hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,822 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Naruto U.
Frozen Heart, Crimson Steel by Zetsubou Writer reviews
A different sealing, an unexpected tragedy, another stolen scroll, a new team. Changes in his background put Naruto on a different path as he struggles to meet his destiny. FemHaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 144,103 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
One Purpose by Wannabecriminalman reviews
A person who's saved the galaxy is a rare find, but as fate would have it, two such individuals from very different galaxies will meet when the Normandy SR-2 finds a faint distress beacon.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,400 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010
Overlord by Chibi-Reaper reviews
A little experiment... A Naruto, Disgaea crossover where Laharl claims Naruto as his successor. Check it out, leave a review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,445 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007
Chosen of Olympus by Inquisitor Tanrus reviews
Kage Bunshin wasn't the only thing Naruto learned from the scroll. He somehow managed to end up with a pair of unbelievably powerful weapons chained to his arms, a demon for a mentor, and a god watching him. God of War XOver. NaruHarem, NaruHinaInoTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,635 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Naruto U.
Never Cut Twice by Tyrant174 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3386 - Favs: 6,838 - Follows: 2,621 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
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Chop Squad reviews
In which the Kyuubi cares about its cage, Sarutobi tries to help with a closed fist, and Naruto learns that in a world where he should be alone and weak, he can be strong... whether Konoha wants him to be or not. Powerful!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,767 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 1/18/2016 - Published: 10/5/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Sasuke U., Tsunade S.
Building Keitaro reviews
I thought I knew who I was before mom died. Then my father got drunk, my little sister called me dad, and I had to get a job. Granny Hina, however, changed everything.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,220 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Keitaro U.
Crashing Konoha reviews
Everything started with a little book and a boy who was afraid to go back home. Everything ended as a prelude to one of the greatest legends in the world. In between? Naruto's still trying to figure that out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,364 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Naruto U.
Shades of Black reviews
The contract got him into this mess, and only a bullet can get him out. Charon introspective.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete