![]() Author has written 33 stories for Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir. Hey beans! It's TheStrangeClaireBean! I have some great news for everyone! I know some of you have heard, but, I'm going to be rewriting my most popular multi-chapter story, The Promise! I have really big plans but there are going to be a lot of changes! The new story will be posted under the name, Promises, but because it will be an entirely new post, separate from the old one, All of the people who had followed the original story will NOT be automatically following this story, so please keep an eye out for the new post and be sure to follow it. Thank you so much for your continued support! I love you guys! About me? I am a strange bean. Hence the name. You can call me by my username on or you can call me by the pen name that I have chosen to take into my later on in my future professional career: Claire Eleanor Marie, Claire E Marie, Claire Marie, or just Claire. It all depends on how casual you wish to be. Like I said moments ago Claire is my pen name, not my birth name. Either way I like this better because I don't like my birth name. (Sorry Birdie) I am not christian, but I grew up in a christian home and was christian until a few months after I turned 13. If you are christian please refrain from trying to convert me. I am not gonna try to convert you to not believe. My favorite foods are cheese cake; Chili; cottage cheese; applesauce; and my grand father's home maid baked mac and cheese (which I'm very much excited to enjoy this thanks giving)((EDIT)looking back on thanksgiving 2018 I never got any... ;w; ) I'm obsessed with going to the beaches along lake Michigan; eating caramel, chocolate, strawberries, and Havarti cheese (just not all at the same time) I enjoy swimming when the water's warm, reading and writing, drawing, painting with watercolors, and creating art using Adobe's Creative suite. 5 years ago my fifth and final sibling was born. (I was there in the hospital room at the time, witnessing the miracle of life. (It was gross)) That day made me the oldest of 6. I have 4 bio brothers, a trans brother, a 'wish they were my' sister and nephew as well as a 'wish they were my' aunt, her three daughters, and two biological mothers (If you can figure out how that happened you deserve an award) that are very much obsessively and in my opinion disgustingly in love. (And that's saying something coming from a girl who writes literally only romance fanfictions...) I don't hate love but seriously keep your innuendos to yourself. Lol My favorite colors are Wine red, Navy Blue, Red Vermilion (Coral Red as simple people call it), and Turquoise, Teal and Lime Green, Gray, Black, Champagne, and really pale pinks. (the first two together, the second two together, and the third two together make my favorite color combinations for clothes and art.) I hate wearing skirts but I will wear t-shirt dresses if I'm wearing leggings underneath. I love anime. My favorites are Your Lie in April and Yuri on Ice, but I adore Ouran High School Host Club, FairyTail, Kuromukuro, and what I have managed to watch of My Hero Acedemia, and Full Metal Alchemist (the original one) I think that's enough for you to know right? Au revoir mon amis! (I'm actually american but I really like french and am trying to learn it. lol) My stories for Miraculous: Tales of LadyBug and ChatNoir Fluff! Everything about you (Ninalya, Super fluffy) Photogenic (LadyNoir Crackfic, birthday gift for LadyoftheBirds) My Lady Marinette (LadyNoir oneshot) Pink Rose (One-Shot, MariChat) Fortune Cookies (One-Shot, Adrienette) 9/17 (MariChat Drabble) Are You Sure? (Adrienette, Birthday AU) Curiosity Casualties (MariChat, CatNip Trope) Candy (DJWiFi, Valentines Day AU) Letters (Adrienette) Making Ends Meet (Gabriel/Emilie, Mild fluff) Stop Doing That! (Adrienette Post Reveal Crack Fic) When We First Met (Non Miraculous Fic for LadyoftheBirds) Send Off (Gift for Spidey, Adirenette) Crying Angel (Peace offering) If I Fall (DjWifi) Just Friends(MariChat) Angst! Protection (LadyNoir bitter sweet) Good Enough (Ladrien BitterSweet) The Feeling of Failure (LadyNoir, WARNING CHARACTER DEATH) Will I be Remembered? (Marichat Drabble, Mild Angst) Upon a Broken Up Street (Lady Noir WARNING CHARACTER DEATH) One Final Goodbye (Bittersweet... technically all and one ship?) Kindness Saves Lives (No Ship, Content may be triggering) Irreplaceable (LadyNoir BitterSweet) Imperfectly Perfect (Triggering content Much angst) Letters to my Ladybug (Mild angst) Collaborations! The Lady Who Texted a Chat (Collaboration with LadyoftherBirds, In progress, Mostly LadyNoir and Adrienette) A Light to my Darkness (Collab with LadyoftheBirds), DJWiFi Fluff Month (Incomplete, Collab with LadyoftheBirds) Originals and rewrites! The Promise (Multi-Chapter, Adrienette, NonMiraculous) Promises (Rewrite of The Promise, Multi-Chapter, Adrienette, NonMiraculous) And so it begins.. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you LOVE reading, copy and paste this into your profile. If Japanese Honorifics confuse you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the world should have no violence, but probably will always have it, copy this into your profile. If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile. If you want this dang war to end, copy and paste it into your profile. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. (Like half the Harry Potter characters, Tris, Jenny in Forest Gump, Rue, Primrose, Finnick, Marley from Marley and Me, Alaska Young, Tom Robinson(I pray you know who that is), Future Lucy, Pyra Nikos, And so many more.) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever fallen for the gullible on the ceiling trick, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes during a conversation, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. No one even reads these anymore... if you're the kind of person who DOES read every single one, copy and paste! If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile. (COUGH COUGH* Chat Noir) If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If You've Survived junior high, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ADHD, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are an ambrivert (both introverted and extroverted), Copy and paste this into your profile. If you have situational or social anxiety, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been depressed for several consecutive weeks, copy and paste this into your profile. If some days you feel like giving up but you put on a smile anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have at least one annoying little sibling, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are the oldest but not only child, copy and paste this into your profile. If you truly believe being called weird is a compliment, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ship Nalu instead of Nali, copy and paste this into your profile. If you firmly believe that the Adrien/ChatNoir and Marinette/Ladybug love square needs a reveal as quickly as possible, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are confused on why Garbiel Agreste keeps his wife's body and coffin in his garden, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever literally laughed or screamed or screeched out loud while reading a fanfiction story, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are feeling nervous about graduation and what comes next, copy and paste this into your profile. And lastly, If you have someone you love platonically in your life that you couldn't ever possibly live without, copy and paste this into your profile. (Love you, D!) You know you're a MIRACULOUS fan if you: 1. Ship one of the four ships of the love square (AKA MariChat, Adrinette, LadyNoir, and Ladrien). 2. Your reaction to season two FINALLY coming out was : YAAAAAS! 3. You want to slap everyone in Paris for not being able to see what's right in front of them. 4. You want to knock some common sense into Adrien/ Chat Noir or Marinette/Ladybug. 5. You write/say 'Chat Noir' instead of 'Cat Noir'. 6. You know that Marinette's name is NOT spelled/pronounced 'Marionette'. 7. You want to give Chloe a piece of your mind, even if you' have to wait in a very long line to do it. 8. #LetAdrienEat 9. Your nickname for Adrien is 'Sunshine/Sunshine Child' or 'Cinnamon Roll'. 10. You thought that Gabriel was Hawkmoth before they ever revealed it. 11. When you found out he was, you did a celebratory 'Told you so/ I was right' dance. 12. You know that Marinette and Adrien's future kids will be named Emma, Louis, and Hugo. You also know that they will most likely have a dog, a cat, and a hamster as well. 13. You want to throw Lila off of something higher than the Eiffel tower. 14. Your have a Miraculous OC with their own kwamis and powers. 15. Adrien's Mother's Disappearance is frustrating you to no end because there are too many theories floating around her. 16. You know that Marinette has a secret thing for stealing phones. 17. You think that Adrien is definitely a weeb/anime fanboy and gets his inspiration from Tamaki Suoh from OHSHC. (When I realized this It was like a major AH HA moment. It all made so much sense after that.) 18. You think that Adrien plays a lot of Legends of Zelda games. 19. You've been on YouTube/ Deviant Art/ Tumbler/ Amino to learn everything you could, and read all the comics you wanted. 20. You can't wait for the reveal to go down. 21. You know that Sabine ships Adrinette harder than anyone. 22. You also know that Alya ships LadyNoir harder than anyone. 23. Whenever you talk you have to stop yourself from using Chat Noir's puns instead of normal words.. 24. You know all of their pet names for each other, both canon and non canon. 25. You've wondered about whether or not their suits give them other animal-like qualities. Especially Chat Noir. 26. You wonder what would happen if they got akumatized/ if it is possible for them to be akumatized/ who they would be if they were akumatized/ what the situation would be that would lead to them being akumatized. 27. You've fangirled/boied about it to most of your friends and forced- sorry, convinced them to watch the show with you so that you could fangirl/boi together. 28. You call every Ladybug you meet Tikki and Every Black cat you meet Plagg. (You also offer them cookies and Camembert). 29. You have the Miraculous theme song stuck in your head 30. You know that Nathalie should receive a reward for all of her hard work trying to help Gabriel become a better father. 31. You only know Adrien's bodyguard by his cannon name of 'Gorilla'. 32. You can think of every single time they've almost kissed, including all of the times that they've fallen on top of each other- and that the Mayura episode is the best of them all, and puppeteer was the worst! 33. Au's, Au's, Au's... you can think of so many Au's... 34. You felt so bad for poor Nathaniel during Evilustrator. 35. You ship Nathaniel and Marc, Juleka and Rose, Maylene and Ivan, Alix and Kim, and you also ship DJWIFI. 36. You really want to smack Hawkmoth in the face. Repeatedly. With an anvil. (Same goes for Lila, Audrey, and Chloe). 37. If you had the butterfly brooch, you'd either do a complete imitation of Hawkmoth, turn it into Master Fu, or use it to create you're OWN love square... 38. You probably saw all of the hints that point to how opposites attract and the Yin-Yang symbol all throughout the series. 39. Even If you have a crush on Adrien/Mari you could never disturb the sacred square. 40. You flipped out when Chloe revealed the Bee miraculous to the world and flipped out even more when she became the only known Parisian citizen in the world that could resist hawkmoth's power after the Akuma landed on her. RE-POST IF YOU AGREE! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it , moodiful819, thecrazyfatguy, CheshireMax, Lover Of Animes, xxTwisted Dark Dreamsxx, SakuraBlossom24, Lacus01, Mirai Cheshire, ShandyCandy, LadyoftheBirds, TheStrangeBeanClaire I don't care what you say, this profile was entirely original and not copied almost entirely from LadyoftheBirds' Profile. ;) |