I'm quite strange. I also have little to say about myself here. I could say a lot about myself, but I always hate myself for it later, because I sound like an idiot. In the end, I have to ask myself "Did I honestly think I was being funny?" and delete whatever stupid thing I wrote. Chances are, this will be no exception, I'm going to hate writing this too. But for now, at least you know why it's so short. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Damn, I'm strange.

Wow, I just used a "curse" word. I wonder if anyone's offended?

Nah. No one's ever really offended by "damn" anymore.

Oh no. I told myself I wouldn't write anything stupid this time, but here I go again.

I'm beginning to think I can't trust myself anymore. I'm so untrustworthy and irresponsible.

Don't worry, my stories aren't nearly as creepy, sarcastic, and offbeat as this profile. Although occasionally I think I wish they were.