Welcome to my profile fellow humans! \O/ Yep I'm definitely human. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

My favorite books are probably the Transall Saga and The Book Thief. My favorite shows are Doctor who, One Piece, and Naruto.

I love comic books and super hero movies, especially the MCU movies. I'm a huge Deadpool fan, both the comics and the movies. I also really love the Pitt comics, although not many people I talk to seem to know what that one is.

If anyone wants to chat feel free to send me a PM. Just keep in mind I can be a little socially awkward. :)

Propositions from "Sexy Lonely Kitty"'s however are decidedly unwelcome. Anyone else get those? I swear they're sent out at random, but on the off chance they're not I'm saying something here.

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If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world & like it that way, Copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, Copy & paste this into your profile.

I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are missing.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you.

Top Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real American's always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3)Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans

Please repost this if you are for gay marriage.

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Authors live off of reviews, and these are the different types...

Flattering reviews are a meal from a restaurant.

Constructive criticism is a tasty snack.

Flames are that food you stuck in the fridge and forgot about until it started to smell.

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The T is Silent, is being translated into Russian by Teddy Berry over on Ficbook! You can find it at :// ficbook. net/readfic/8733154 (minus the spaces) Awesome right? :)