usermechanicshide bio
 Author has written 25 stories for Love Live! School idol project, Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai, Love Live! Sunshine/ラブライブ！サンシャイン, HuniePop, League of Legends, Pokémon, Super Smash Brothers, Xenoblade Chronicles 2, and Street Fighter. Hello, I'm usermechanics (yes, stylized without capitals). I write lewd fanfics, primarily for Love Live! and Love Live! Sunshine!!. However, I'm open to writing other things as well. All of the characters are of legal age. DM for commissions. Hey, Critics United, just to tell you: I do not care about your arbitrary rules and I do not care about you guys trying to "better" the site by eliminating content from the platform. I love how you try to "help" the site by redirecting content people want to see to other places. You guys are really f*cking funny. I include this because they want me to "think of the children." Don't worry, C.U: I'm thinking 'bout you. |
Manga Modeling by Dimglow reviews
Lucky Star yuri fanfiction. Originally posted in 2007. Returning by popular demand. Please read http://forum./topic/35721/23679886/1/ before contacting the author.
Lucky Star - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,008 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Minami I., Yutaka K. - Complete
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The Answer Lies in the Heart of Love
Andy, an up and coming street fighter, trains with Chun-Li after he defeats her. [Contains Lemons. Do Not Read If CU Or A Kid]
Street Fighter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,234 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9 - [Chun-Li, OC] - Complete
Impromptu Appointments
Sometimes, having a sexy secretary for a wife causes Maki problems. When said sexy secretary sends a lewd picture, she confronts her about it. [Lemons, NSFW, 18 , don't read if you're a kid (this includes critics united whiners)]
Love Live! School idol project - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15 - [Maki N., Nozomi T.] - Complete
Adult Swim reviews
Chika and You spice up their relationship when they find a hot lifeguard at the pool. [Contains Lemons, y'all know the drill. Everyone is of age, don't read if you're a kid, etc.]
Love Live! Sunshine/ラブライブ！サンシャイン - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,073 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25 - [Chika T., You W., Kanan M.] - Complete
The Greatest Gift (is to Be a Gift)
A decade after Dia graduated high school, Mari sends her an email which soon spirals into her becoming a Christmas present for Eli and Nozomi. [Contains a lot of lemons, smut, etc. Don't say I didn't warn you.]
Crossover - Love Live! School idol project & Love Live! Sunshine/ラブライブ！サンシャイン - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,298 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2019 - [Dia K., Nozomi T., Eri A.] Mari O.
Galarian Hospitality reviews
Red arrives at Galar, destroying every trainer he can find; whether it be their Pokémon or the trainers themselves, it does not matter to him. He wishes to be the best. [Contains: Red/Nessa, Red/Sonia, Red/Nessa/Sonia, and other ships later on, as well as tons of lemons. Everyone in this fic is 18 .]
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,857 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/21/2019 - Published: 7/23/2019 - [Nessa, Red, Sonia]
Crossing Blades reviews
Titans apart, Pyra and Mythra still find ways to rile their Driver and have fun in the process. [Contains Yuri-style Lemons. Pyra/Mythra. R18]
Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2019 - Pyra/Mythra, Rex - Complete
The Hunted's Moon reviews
In order to help with group bonding, Kai'Sa recommends all of K/DA to spend a weekend in a cabin in the woods. One of the nights is clear with a full moon out, where succubi and other otherworldly powers become their strongest, including one of their members. Akali answers the question, of what could possibly go wrong, for herself. [Contains Lemons and all that. R18]
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/13/2019 - [Akali, Evelynn] Ahri, Kai'Sa - Complete
Mistakes, the Stars, and You reviews
Link's attempts at pranking Zelda go off the rails when he enters the wrong changing room. [Contains lemons, a good amount of them. R18 ]
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2019 - [Link, Rosalina]
Office Hours
After a relatively stressful week of classes, Aiko spends her empty office hours relieving herself from the stresses of being a professor.
HuniePop - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2019 - Aiko Y., Tiffany M. - Complete
ss summer secret story
Swept onto a cruise hosted by superidol Nico Nii, Umi finds herself falling for one of her most important staff members. Can she find a way to make her love known before the weekend is over? [EliUmi, some lewd stuff at the end]
Love Live! School idol project - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,439 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2019 - [Umi S., Eri A.] Honoka K., Kotori M. - Complete
Succubal Kiss
"Listen, Yocchan," Riri started again with a sigh, the alternate nickname causing Yoshiko to jump. "You won't end up with anyone if you're going to be acting so docile." Or, Yoshiko accidentally summons a succubus. [Contains one or more of the following: lewdness, pwp, critics united complaining in the comments]
Love Live! Sunshine/ラブライブ！サンシャイン - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,618 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2019 - [Yoshiko T., Riko S.] - Complete
Eli's Present
Nozomi has a secret gift she wants to give to Eli. To get it, Eli has to spend the day with her. [Contains Lemons, and trans!Eli; cross-published 10/11/17 on ao3]
Love Live! School idol project - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,128 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2019 - [Eri A., Nozomi T.] - Complete
Runnin' Down Her Hand
Dia gets some popsicles for Ruby and Hanamaru, and gets sidetracked by the popsicle stand owner. (Contains lemons, not for kids or CU.)
Love Live! Sunshine/ラブライブ！サンシャイン - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,917 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/21/2019 - [Dia K., Mari O.] Hanamaru K., Ruby K. - Complete
All Gravure, No Grace reviews
After Ahri suggests K/DA gravure shots, Akali finds herself shooting with Evelynn. [Contains lemons, a common allergen for CU members]
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2019 - [Akali, Evelynn] - Complete
A Bad Bet
Yoshiko makes a bet with Hanamaru regarding a game of darts. Knowing Yoshiko, she's not bound to succeed. [Contains Lemons, Critics United complaining, etc.]
Love Live! Sunshine/ラブライブ！サンシャイン - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,188 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2019 - [Yoshiko T., Hanamaru K.] Kanan M., Mari O. - Complete
Trivia Night reviews
Dia invites you over for some trivia, where the questions are exciting and the prizes are interesting, to say the least. [Contains femdom, smut, and the scariest thing to Critics United: 2nd Person! Dia/Reader, reader is of any gender but has a dick.]
Love Live! Sunshine/ラブライブ！サンシャイン - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2019 - [Dia K., OC] - Complete
Santa Baby
A festive Neighbors' Club meeting ends, naturally, with some butting of heads. Neither expected to release the feelings they've been repressing for so long. (Contains Lemons. Hi, Critics United!)
Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,047 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2018 - [Sena, Yozora] - Complete
Making the Grade reviews
After earning a B- on one of her tests, Tiffany seeks help in improving her grade. (Contains Lemons and other stuff not for kids or CU)
HuniePop - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,137 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2018 - [Tiffany M., Audrey, Aiko Y.] - Complete
no service reviews
Without a bus to take her to her dorm, Maki finds a place to stay the night. Too bad the closest place she could find was Nico's apartment. (Contains Content not suitable for children nor Critics United)
Love Live! School idol project - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/25/2018 - [Maki N., Niko Y.] - Complete
The Anniversary Sketch Show
A year after their performance of Bokutachi wa Hitotsu no Hikari, µ's decides to perform an anniversary sketch show. Nico and Maki's act, however, gets a bit out of hand. (Contains lemons and every character, but FFN won't allow me to put in more than four characters) [Originally posted on 8/26/2017]
Love Live! School idol project - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,157 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2018 - [Niko Y., Maki N.] - Complete
Fan Favorite
Chika spends a night to remember with her favorite idol group. [AU where Guilty Kiss are idols and nobody else] [Contains Lemons. Eat it, CU]
Love Live! Sunshine/ラブライブ！サンシャイン - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,066 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2018 - [Chika T., Mari O., Riko S., Yoshiko T.] - Complete
Kiss the Bride, Zura?
Dia and Hanamaru go on their honeymoon.
Love Live! Sunshine/ラブライブ！サンシャイン - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,418 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2018 - [Hanamaru K., Dia K.] - Complete
Deep Cleanse reviews
They agreed on 7:30, but Sena wasn't ready. A bit of improvisation never hurt anyone. (Contains: Lemons)
Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,409 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2018 - [Kodaka, Sena] - Complete
The Sigh reviews
Rin bothers Maki during a piano practice session. Contains Lemons and Rin being a little shit.
Love Live! School idol project - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,128 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2018 - [Maki N., Rin H.] - Complete
Seaside Rendezvous
Nozomi picks up Eli for their beach date. But of course, things get a little steamy along the way. (Contains: lemons, fingering, and some face-sitting)
Love Live! School idol project - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,178 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2018 - [Nozomi T., Eri A.] Arisa A. - Complete
