![]() Author has written 2 stories for RWBY, Minecraft, and Enter the Gungeon. Hi there, welcome to one of the many lonely corners of this site. I'm not gonna give you my real name of course, but you can call me Minh Tri. Actually, that is my name, my middle name to be precise. Shout out to any people that recognize what language my name came from. Name: Minh Tri Age: 17 Height: 5'5 Likes: Video games, cartoons, anime, food, music, swords, friends Dislikes: Bullies, work, attention, bugs Future works (Maybe) Hollow Knight x RWBY: Champion of the Abyss Highschool DxD x Kingdom Hearts: Sacred Gears and Keyblades Stuff I Found Funny I'm out of my mind right now, but you may leave a message. Duck Tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. There is no 'normal', only varying levels of weirdness. Change is good. If you walk the same direction your whole life, you eventually hit a tree. Since the universe is infinite, everything is its center. Therefore, I shall no longer accept any argument that I am not the center of the universe. Due to recent cutbacks, and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. Forgive your enemies; it messes with their head. The newscaster is the person who says 'Good Evening' and then tells you why it's not. Your shin: a device used to find furniture in the dark. Smile! It makes the world wonder what you're up to. Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes. Normality will be restored just as soon as I figure out what it is. The trouble with real life is that there's no background music. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. (This is especially true for me as there's always something going wrong on a daily basis. Usually it's something I've lost or forgotten.) If you cannot understand my mind, I have succeeded in being original. We're not retreating, we're advancing in a different direction! Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried to slam a revolving door. Cheese… Milk's leap toward immortality. Why do they have sterilized needles for lethal injections? (I actually asked my roommate this one since she's a nursing major. Turns out that it's more of a legal issue involving rules than anything else, and also to avoid a painful infection while you die. So… I guess this is no longer funny. But it is informative!) It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. In case of emergency, breakdance. Who's cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 'S' in it? In a world of Cheerios, be a Fruit Loop! When in doubt, push random buttons! It's okay to talk to inanimate objects; it's when they talk back that you should be worried. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary. Whatever it is, I didn't do it. Unless I was supposed to, in which case I did it brilliantly. There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of duck tape. You know it's going to be an interesting day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Introverts, unite! ...Separately! ...In our own rooms! Bad spellers of the world, untie! |