Kalfu
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Joined 04-07-06, id: 1023351, Profile Updated: 12-27-11
Author has written 5 stories for Alex Rider, Supernatural, Dexter, X-Men: The Movie, and Harry Potter.

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The last time I wrote anything on my profile was years ago. I didn't like it anymore. I decided to change all of it.

About me

I'm a full time college student, spending my time trying to get through that.

What I like to read

I really, really, really enjoy reading post-apocalyptic fiction. I don't know why. It just works for me. Some of my favorites are Eternity Road, Alas Babylon and the Dark Tower series.

I like books with a supernatural theme in them. It doesn't even have to be a big part. I just think its more interesting. Sort of magic realism. I'm really into Haruki Murakami right now. Any of his stuff is pretty fantastic but the best in my opinion is still Kafka on the Shore.

Quirkiness is a big thing with me. I love to see books written with a different perspective on a famous event or figure. The Waywalker series would probably be the best example of that.

There has to be something said for darkness in fiction as well. Whether its with the themes dealt in the stories or just a general atmosphere to them.

What I like to watch

Again, anything post-apocalyptic. Just love it.

Caper films. I cannot get enough of them and unfortunately there's not an awful lot of them around.

I love films that have twists in them, complicated plots or even snappy narrations. (I know, kind of like a caper film)

I don't really go for romance but if there's something that's a little bit different from the normal romantic films I do tend to appreciate them. For example, the Fountain or 500 Days of Summer.

To be honest though, I'll watch mostly anything.

But that's probably enough about me. So here's some of my favourite quotes.

"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet." Woody Allen

Queen Elizabeth has a lot of good ideas

Nursie: That was another good idea! You are so clever today, you better be careful your foot doesn't fall off.

Queen Elizabeth: Does that happen, when you have lots of brilliant ideas? Your foot falls off?

Nursie: Certainly does! My brother, he had this brilliant idea of cutting his toenails with a scythe, and his foot fell off. From Blackadder II

Dean is overjoyed to have his Impala back

Sam: Look, if you two need time alone, just say so.

Dean: to the Impala Don't listen to him, baby. He doesn't understand us. From Supernatural

In every first novel the hero is the author as Christ or Faust. Oscar Wilde

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Enochian Prophecies reviews
History is the sum of infinite minor events, each one contributing to the next. Some say this is written, this is destiny. Yet when those who walk outside Fate arrive, how can an unmarked invitation change the destiny of the world's two greatest enemies?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 255,610 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Brothers in Blood reviews
For the last fifteen years, Logan has been wandering with no idea who he is-who he was. It was his minds way of protecting him, thats what Charles Xavier said. But what happens when his mind no longer sees any need? The year was 1944 and Logan remembers.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,809 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Sabretooth - Complete
A Cornered Fox is More Dangerous Than a Jackal reviews
New Summary.Thrown into a world of mercenaries and criminals, Alex is under the tutelage of the famous assasin,Grey Fox,per Mr. Blunts orders. But Grey Fox wants Mr Blunt dead and is somehow connected to Alexs dad. Alex must choose where his loyalties lie
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,953 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/25/2006
Dear Dexter Deals in Death reviews
A night with a full moon. A bad man who has lived too comfortably for too long. A stalker with a white silk mask and a syringe in his pocket and a Dark Passenger who came along for the ride. A story about one of Dexter's victims. One-Shot
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Old Flames and Lucky Charms reviews
Cassie had Dean's number.Dean and Cassie broke up. Dean got a new phone. Dean wants Cassie to have his number, just in case. Drabble
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Dean W., Cassie R. - Complete