Dumbothepatronushide bio
 Author has written 25 stories for Harry Potter, and Beauty and the Beast. Currently playing as Chaser 1 for the Holyhead Harpies in Quidditch Leauge Played as Beater 2 for the Falmouth Falcons in Quidditch Leauge 2019 Ravenclaw student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry I'm one of those people who has a reading problem. As a toddler, I was known to assault my parent's visitors with stacks of book nearly taller than I was, a pat of my hand on the couch next to me, and an expectant look. I'm pretty sure I won the class "bookworm award" 6 years in a row during my elementary education. As an adult, I've had to take frequent breaks from reading as I tend to get completely sucked in to the world of fiction, barely surfacing to fill my air with lungs let alone fulfill my basic duties. I tend to grab onto a book with both hands and read like my life depends on it, only to be a little bit heartbroken and a little bit relieved when I've finished it. And so, when I discovered the magical rabbit hole that is fanfiction, in a way I felt my life was both completed and ruined. How could I ever learn to tear myself away from reading when there was an unlimited supply right at my fingertips? I have a particular love of Harry Potter fanfics, and mostly read Draco/Hermione pairings. I love the versatility of this pairing and all the creative ways authors have made this unlikely pair come together, as well as the redemptive arc necessary to make it happen. I love the idea that people are people, and nobody is so lost that they cannot change their path if they really desire to do so. After years of reading them, I've decided to challenge myself and add my own stamp to the fanfiction world by writing their stories myself. I hope I can sweep you away in my stories as so many others have done for me. Awards/Nominations: A Tree in Winter Bears No Fruit--Nominated for Judges Pick in Quidditch Leauge, May 2019 Better the Deathbed You Know--Nominated for Judges Pick in Quidditch Leauge, September 2019 Bubble Sky, Floating Orb--Honorable Mention for Judges Pick in Quiddich Leauge, May 2020 Hope in a China Teacup--Honorable Mention for Judges Pick in Quidditch Leauge, June 2020 Imposter (in my own skin)--Nominated for Judges Pick in Quidditch Leauge, July 2020 |
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His Friend (His End) by DobbyRocksSocks reviews
Gang!AU: Red or Blue. It really shouldn't be such a complicated decision, and yet, it was.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/1 - Dudley D., Piers P. - Complete
Thawing Permafrost by WanderingWordsmith reviews
Another school year dawns on the prestigious Yokai Academy. Two years on from her graduation, Mizore Shirayuki is prepared to accept her fate as a teacher at the home of all her happiest memories. It's a shame, then, that fate has other ideas.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 112,977 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 5/18/2018 - Mizore S.
Forgiveness by Tippy.LaRoux reviews
Draco is sent to Azkaban, but he isn’t there alone. Hermione has found a way to be there for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2019 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Distance by In Dreams reviews
She's a novice Unspeakable trying to earn her stripes. He's a shafted Auror desperate to prove himself. When they end up forced together on a shared assignment, neither is willing to back down. But when the mission pulls them into an ancient world of mystery and adventure, they find themselves depending on each other in a race against time. EWE Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 145,562 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 4/25/2019 - Published: 11/19/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Theodore N. - Complete
Assumptions by Cheeky Slytherin Lass reviews
Cormac has to be cheating on Romilda. There's absolutely no other way to explain his disappearances.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2019 - [Cormac M., Romilda V.] Minerva M., Demelza R.
Letters of the Past by otterlyardent reviews
Hermione is sixty and all alone in the world when on a fateful day she wakes to read the news of Draco Malfoy's death. Not long after, his barrister arrives to tell her Draco's left her a bundle of letters and a way to rewrite their past if she wants it. Will these two be able to find love, redemption, and acceptance in their rapidly changing world after the war? Time travel AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,702 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 9/13/2018 - Published: 4/10/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Chronos Historia by In Dreams reviews
Hermione and Draco stumble upon a mysterious portal and find themselves hurtled back through time a thousand years. Forced to team up to find a way home, they quickly realize that much of the history they believed to be fact, wasn't true after all. A founders era, time travel Dramione. Winner of Most Creative Plot in the Granger Enchanted Awards 2018.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,497 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 2,914 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 11/5/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Helena R., Bloody Baron - Complete
Cat and Mouse by Cheeky Slytherin Lass reviews
When Hermione Granger meets a mysterious stranger at a museum, she can't shake the feeling that she knows him. But that's impossible, isn't it?:: reincarnation!au for Ned
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Forget Me by Emara88 reviews
The war ended over two years ago, but Hermione still feels the echoes of strange memories from that time, as though something is missing or has been taken from her. When she sees Draco Malfoy at a Ministry ball and collapses, falling into a coma, the truth about their past together is revealed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 134,426 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,537 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 7/3/2017 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Variations of by withered reviews
Stuck on the graveyard shift filling out paperwork in the same office as his swotty co-worker, Draco craves distraction. Obviously, Granger must comply.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/4/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Five Days by RavieSnake reviews
No one knows that they are missing. No one knows where they are. No one knows that they are trapped. No one knows that they are dying. Dramione. WINNER for Best Drama/Angst and Best Tragedy in the Winter 2017 Dramione Fanfiction Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,001 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 9/8/2016 - Published: 8/21/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Out of Mind by galfoy reviews
By all appearances, Hermione Granger runs a successful bookshop, lives a happy life, and wants for nothing. However, when a person from her past starts asking uncomfortable questions, Hermione realizes that things are never as they appear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,494 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 293 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Spy by gnrkrystle reviews
Hermione is hand picked by Dumbledore to be the Order liaison for Draco when he decides to be a Spy for the Order in their 6th year. Read to find out more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 128,676 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 3,020 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unity by Hesaluti reviews
When Hermione is selected onto a team of pupils who are given the task of uniting the school houses, she suddenly finds herself wanting unity with a certain blonde wizard from her rival house. It's a pity he doesn't feel the same. Lots of Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,465 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Boy in the Hammock by galfoy reviews
Hermione tugged at the string holding the hood onto the boy's head, gingerly pulling the fabric back to reveal his face. Lying before her, barely recognizable beyond the swelling and the blood, but still very much himself, was Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,426 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 5,141 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6857 - Favs: 6,589 - Follows: 2,800 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Nymph Hunt by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Sometimes you're a hag in a nymph's body, and sometimes you're just a witch trying to hide the nymph in you... DMHG. Post-DH disregarding epilogue. Written for an exchange, see prompt inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,733 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,674 - Follows: 257 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Change of Heart by jessicakaycobb reviews
Draco's parents are insisting he get married so he can begin producing heirs to the Malfoy name. He comes up with a brilliant plan to worm his way out of it, but now he needs an accomplice. Meanwhile, Hermione finds out some interesting news...!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,175 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
We Happy Few by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
NOMINATED AT ENCHANTED ENCOUNTERS!He doesn't do happiness. He just doesn't. And he doesn't do favors, especially not for Granger. He really, really doesn't. Or at least, he didn't. HermioneDraco PostHogwarts. Considered AU with release of DH. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,804 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 4,492 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Conversation Hearts by Punkindoodle reviews
Draco plucked the sugary confection from her outstretched hand and grinned as he read it: "No way". He raised his eyebrow at her and put the candy in his mouth, where he sucked on it loudly. He stared at her for a few seconds and then picked up two hearts. FIRST PLACE WINNER AT THE DRAMIONE AWARDS FOR BEST FLUFF!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 78 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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When We Were Wizards reviews
Harry Potter has been battling a dragon inside of him for ages, and he doesn't want to talk about it. But when Hermione Granger shows up with a troll of her own to face, he discovers that friends can be found in the most unlikely places. One-shot, Muggle!AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12 - Harry P., Hermione G., James P., Mrs. Granger - Complete
Impostor (in my own skin) reviews
The jade sits cold against her wrist despite the Arizona heat, promising ancient magic that can connect her to her birth-parents, that can help her find where she belongs. That is, if she can unlock its secrets. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27 - OC
You Shouldn't Have reviews
Salazar considers himself a gentleman, a man of good breeding. That's what makes it all the more embarrassing when the gift he picks out for Rowena doesn't go over as well as he hoped.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6/11 - Salazar S., Helga H., Godric G., Rowena R. - Complete
Hope in a China Teacup reviews
After the death of his wife, Draco Malfoy finds himself completely alone and spending way too much time with the mysterious veil that separates him from his love. Please see warnings in A/N. Platonic Draco/Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28 - [Draco M., Astoria G.] Luna L. - Complete
Frogsong reviews
Trevor has been lonely for five long years. But when he finally finds a boy that hums with the ancient magic, he isn't sure if he's the right toad for the job.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14 - Neville L., Frank L., Trevor - Complete
The Kids Are Not Okay reviews
The Dragon Pox Pandemic has left Molly Weasley in a pickle, but it'll be ok. She's homeschooled her children before and she will do it again. What she doesn't take into account is Charlie's adventurous spirit and taste for mischief.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/29 - [Molly W., Arthur W.] Bill W., Charlie W. - Complete
Bubble Sky, Floating Orb reviews
Harry fumbles through the mental fog and peers out through eyes he can't control. He might be helpless now, but not for long. As soon as he regains control of his body, these aliens will regret their attempt to take over the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Draco Meowfoy: Aristocat reviews
For the past two years, Professor Granger has been keeping an embarrassing secret. It grows even more embarrassing when a certain blond aristocrat invades her apartment building as well as her workplace. When troublesome students and a blackmailing boss babe threaten her livelihood and her sanity, how will she manage to straighten things out? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,731 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 12/30/2019 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Lavender B., Teddy L. - Complete
Instructions Not Included reviews
His symptoms clack together in Hermione's mind, faceless wooden puzzle pieces with no instructions. When Hermione feels like she's failing at everything, how can she bring them together into one big picture? An autism story. One-shot, Muggle!AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/1 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Gilderoy's Guide to Impersonating the Dead reviews
All Gilderoy wanted was a beautiful mansion with a hot tub tornado shelter and a silver-studded backyard stage. He did not want a living room covered in antlers or a jealous partner intent on stealing his fame. Crack!fic, Disney crossover, AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/7 - [Gilderoy L., Gaston] LeFou
Still Remains reviews
For twenty years, George has avoided the cold stone halls he once roamed with his brother. But no more. It's time to face his memories and his grief, and find who they left behind the picture frames so many years ago. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12 - George W., Fred W., S. Cadogan - Complete
A Tree in Winter Bears No Fruit reviews
Hermione and Draco are so excited to be expecting their third baby. Unfortunately, their first prenatal visit doesn't go according to plan. **Nominated for Judges Pick in Quidditch Leauge, May 2019**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,840 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 5/10/2019 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Narcissa M., Scorpius M.
Better the Deathbed You Know reviews
It's been seventeen lifetimes. Two thousand years of Hermione Granger, constant irritation and source of eternal guilt. Despite the horror he finds himself in, he isn't sure he has the courage to defy the circumstances he was born into and put his fate at risk to save the witch whose blood cries out to him. One-shot, unless I decide to expand this eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/1/2019 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Albus D., Bellatrix L.
Sand Falling reviews
She knows why she did it. What she doesn't understand is why it was there. Pansy Parkinson watches as the hourglass empties, grain by ugly grain of sand falling into the bottom well as she chokes on her own throat in Draco Malfoy's stone-cold bed. Pansy/Draco, NO HEA
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2019 - [Pansy P., Draco M.] Horace S., Astoria G. - Complete
Big Noisemaker reviews
Charlie knows in his heart he is destined for bigger things, but sitting in a classroom to get the education he needs to achieve those things is pure torture for this adrenaline junkie. When Tonks catches wind of a potential adventure, his ears perk up-he'd do just about anything to bring a little bit of excitement into his life. One-shot. Platonic Tonks/Charlie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2019 - N. Tonks, Charlie W. - Complete
Spinning Babies reviews
Ginny was so sure that this was going to be her last baby, right up until she was born. Harry/Ginny, canon compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2019 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] Lily Luna P. - Complete
Hashtag Lemonhead reviews
Glideroy Lockhart shifted his selfie stick forty-five degrees to the right and frowned. Why was it that no matter how he tilted his camera, he couldn't get the perfect shots that Lucius always produced so effortlessly? Muggle!AU, One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/13/2019 - Harry P., Lucius M., Gilderoy L. - Complete
What Happens When You Mix Water and Light? reviews
Luna's research on the Bowtruckles and their tree preferences leads her to a tree that shares the peaceful aura of her favorite research companion. Once he finds his way to her side, will he work up the courage to find his way to her heart? One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/26/2019 - [Luna L., Rolf S.]
Nothing Here to See reviews
Theo likes pranking Ginny. Ginny and Hermione like pranking him back. Draco just wants to get his hands on Herm- that is, a good book. A well-kept Hogwarts secret helps the students accomplish all of those goals. But when the Evil League of Evil has a mission for the Slytherin prince, he has a serious conflict of interests. Will he manage to worm his way out of imminent danger?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 81,662 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/9/2019 - Published: 2/8/2019 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ginny W., Theodore N. - Complete
I Won't Feel a Thing reviews
In the depths of his Azkaban cell, Draco endeavors to forget the girl who haunts his memory. Companion piece to "Nothing Here to See." Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2019 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Hairy Harry Hears a Hare reviews
Harry's hair has gotten out of control, which is, of course, Aunt Petunia's fault for traumatizing him away from the barber's chair as a child. With a family portrait around the corner, will his wife be able to convince him to go under the shears in time? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2019 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Attack of the Man Eating Tomatoes reviews
It's been five years since Veggimort has forced the wizarding world into a dystopian vegan society, and Sirius has his own ideas about how to help a werewolf survive on salads. Salad!AU, One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2019 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] Peter P., Frank L. - Complete
Murder by Macaron reviews
"It takes two to make an accident." -F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby. One-shot. Draco/Hermione, Ron/Hermione, Lavender/Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2019 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ron W., Lavender B.
Epidemic reviews
What is happening in Muggle London? Neville will get to the bottom of it one way or another.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2019 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
The Taste of Moonbeams reviews
Oh, but soft what light from yonder window breaks; It is the east, and Lily is the sun. One-shot. Remus and Lilly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/30/2019 - [Remus L., Lily Evans P.] James P., Severus S.
