Hi everybody!

First of all, thanks for coming to my profile page. (What were you thinking?)

Disclaimer: I do not have control over my own mouth; the little gnomes that steal my underpants usually just slap me with their ring hand until I stop talking. Don't mind my dry humor, I'm not quite as sardonic as one would believe.

Here is where I will give you important updates/tidbits about current and upcoming fanfiction!

Current stories I am working on:

The Path to Awesomeness (Harry Potter) --

I just love this one. Taken on from a Challenge over at the Harry Potter Fanfiction Challenges Forum about 'what not to do at Hogwarts' and has evolved quite deliciously. Join Mary as she unravels the rules at Hogwarts, one explosion at a time. An OC x Snape fanfiction that is definitely not the normal flavor of HP stories.

I love reviews and will be submitting yet another chapter pretty darn soon here, so stay tuned!

Theatre of War (MASH) --

He truly believed solace had eluded him and yet there she stood. Now riddled with inner turmoil over emotions he had all but abandoned, Father Mulcahy must come to terms with his life and the decisions which have led him thus far.

Note: On hiatus for a little bit. I absolutely PROMISE to finish this story; I love the characters and more importantly -- I love you guys. Everyone who's read and reviewed (and even those who haven't reviewed), I really appreciate your dedication. Please be patient just a little while longer.

Determination of the Damned (Vampire Hunter D) --

When D is hired to hunt down a new vampire threat, Count Maeken, he soon encounters a dhampile duo who are more than they seem. Soon becoming mystified by the beautiful ancient Icellina, D finds himself learning how to love. Set three thousand years after Bloodlust.

Note: On Hiatus again (I'm so sorry to everyone who's been reading; I'm just busy and hitting a wall with this one. After school finishes up I'll try to get back to redoing the chapters and finishing!).

Ideas for new fanfiction:

I'm addicted to Harry Potter and furtively have begun typing up a story that is one hundred percent Deathly Hallows compliant (but has its own adventure added into the mix just for good measure). This one demands I wait until I'm at least halfway through before posting though.

Why?

Well, unfortunately I have this thing called ‘Spontaneous Writer's Block' that affects my posted stories suddenly, unpredictably, and damningly. Personally I think it's stress - or Author Pattern Baldness (never can be too sure). I would prefer this story not become a victim (it's a wonderful premise I've been cooking up for a long time now). Therefore, I shall be uncharacteristically patient for the time being and wait.

I've done a LOT of homework before starting to make sure everything remains true to canon (and what I add to the mix is believable), and am immensely proud of my progress so far. It would kill me for this story to fail because I got overzealous and posted prematurely.

Keep your eyes open, I may add a few one-shots beforehand. I like one-shots.