Hello everyone, and welcome to my twisted take on the Wreck-It Ralph world. Just a little FYI, although this is not a crossover, there will be quite a few cameos from various video games of various genres. I will be warning you all who will be making appearances(that was not already mentioned in the movie as being linked up to the arcade) before I actually go into a chapter. For instance, this chapter will have appearances from both Spider Man 3 characters (yes, its a real game), and Halo characters. Enjoy :)

Disclaimer: I do not own any part of Wreck-It Ralph, Spider Man, or Halo. Thanks :)

"Isn't today wonderful!?", beamed a petite girl with long teal hair, "It's the first day of Summer vacation!" She smiled hugely, and her pale pink glossy lips parted to reveal 36 perfect pearly white teeth. She bounced up and down with excitement in her seat on the large marble bench outside the Hero's Duty tram platform. She turned her ghostly white face toward the tiny handyman next to her. "What are your plans for summer -It?" She asked in her teenage valley girl accent.

The Tiny handyman smiled up at her from under the brim of his blue baseball cap. " Jimminy Jamminy, Phalyn, I just don't know!" He elated, "Well, I guess I'm going to try and convince Tammy to go to take a day trip to the beach in 'Volleyball World'. After that, I just don't know! There is so many options that we don't really have any other time of the year. There is just too much to choose from."

"Oh I know exactly what you mean! I mean with the gamers all going back to that school thing they hate so much, and Mr. Litwak closing down the arcade while he's on vacation for three weeks in that Miami place, we have so much free time."

"Have you made any plans yet?" The handyman asked the exuberant teenager.

She squealed in excitement. "Well, I haven't made many due to the fact that there are just too may options, buuuttttt Daddy did promise that we were going to spend two days in 'Hawaiian Hotel Paradise' for my sweet 16! I'm so excited! I can even bring my best friend Titia with me! We are going to have so much fun getting tan, and flirting with boys and...well everything!"

Felix's smile faded a bit thinking about how much getting a tan and meeting a boy meant to her. He didn't have the heart to tell her, but it wasn't in her programing to have any skin tone that was anything darker than snow white, and that there was probably not even the tiniest of chances that her military father was going to allow her to have a boyfriend. He opened his mouth to try and let her down easy, but before he could say anything, the tram arrived.

"Daddy!" The spirited girl cheered, as her father stepped of the tram with the rest of the Hero's Duty soldiers.

"Angel!" Markowski called as Phalyn threw herself into his arms. He nestled her close for a moment before pulling her back and removing his helmet. "How was fruit slicing today?" He asked as he tucked his helmet under his arm.

She shrugged. "Good I guess. Lots of players made it to the newly installed bonus rounds of 'Fruit Ninja', so I got some more practice in. I'm getting sort of tired of being an apprentice though; I want to be a real ninja soon."

"It beats being a waitress at 'Ice cream Madness' though doesn't it?" Markowski smiled as he ruffled her curly blue-green locks, "No more cleaning toilets, no more cleaning puke off the floor after one of those 'Sugar Rush' brats has eaten one too many banana splits, no more coming home reeking of chocolate, no more..."

"Daddy!" Phalyn interrupted "I get it, okay?"

"I'm just pointing out, hun, that you are lucky to have a job. There are many characters who's games have been unplugged and can't take refuge in another game because their faces are too recognizable. Then there are also those who have been born into this arcade like you, who don't have the skills to take on a place in a game. At least with that ninja mask on, and the reflexes and flexibility martial arts is teaching you, you have a chance to be placed in another game. Heck, if push came to shove I'm sure 'ole sarge here would take you on as a rookie."

Sargent Tamora slung her backpack over her shoulder and hopped of the tram. "If she's anything like you Markowski, I would rather trade places with Cinderella for a day, and be a model in 'Happily Ever After Dress Up' than take her on as a rookie." She slugged Markowski playfully in the shoulder, and winked at Phalyn "I'm just joking civilian. If you're anything like your father, you would make an excellent soldier.", She smiled and headed toward where Felix was still seated on the marble bench across the platform.

"I'm one of Sarge's favorites" Markowski whispered to his daughter as he slung his backpack over his shoulder.

"Don't push it Markowski!" Tamora called over her shoulder as she walked up to greet Felix. He hopped off the bench and looked up at her with his huge blue goo-goo eyes. "Why hello ma'am." He saluted.

Tamora giggled, and smiled down at him lovingly. "At ease soldier." She ordered in a softer tone than she would have used with one of her men.

"Yes Ma'am!" Felix dropped his hand to his side, and slipped it into Tamora's. It took everything she had not to giggle like a lovesick little girl in front of her men. The couple started to walk across Game Central Station hand in hand, toward the 'Fix-It Felix' tram.

"So short stack, how was work today?" Tamora asked as she used her free hand to push her long blonde bangs out of her face and behind her ear.

"Oh, just dandy! Although I am a bit cross with Ralph right now."

"Why's that? What did that walking, talking wrecking ball do this time?"

"Well, he was a bit distracted, thinking about his summer break plans he had with Vanellope, and he hit me extra hard in the head with a brick. I mean, I know it's his job but I wish he was more gentle sometimes. He gets so rough when he's distracted."

"you want me to punch him for you?" Tamora offered hopefully. Ralph had been getting on her nerves lately, always popping in without warning. Felix may not have minded it, but it sure was driving her bonkers. For days now she had been wanting to sock him in the jaw, but she knew Felix would never allow it. She hoped that today, just for once, Felix would be annoyed enough to allow her the chance.

"Oh heaven's no, Tammy!" Felix exclaimed appalled. He stopped short and crossed his arms across his chest. "How many times have I told you that violence isn't the answer to everything. It may kill cy-bugs, but..."

"Geeze Felix, calm down." Tamora cut in, "I was only joking." she lied.

Felix sighed with relief , and his face relaxed into it's normal goofy grin. "I never will get use to that military sense of humor you have honey."

She rolled her eyes and leaned down to kiss her husband gently on the cheek. A deep pink blush instantly spread across his cheeks, and he tried to hide his face. Tamora wondered what she possibly could have done to deserve such and adorable, and amazing husband. She grabbed his hand, and they continued walking though the station. Felix was still blushing, but was now skipping along next to her humming happily. His chest was all puffed out with pride and he held his head high, feeling like he just won the lottery. Nothing in the world could compare to his dynamite gal. Nothing.

As they continued walking they came across a giant crowed formed outside the 'Spider-Man 3' tram platform. Characters from all walks of programming formed a huge ring around some sort of chaotic scene. Everyone was pushing and shoving to try and get a better look at what was going on. The serge protectors were doing everything they could to keep the crowd under control.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a troop of military space men in green armor came rushing over. They pushed their way to the center of the crowed, and aimed their guns at some of the more unruly characters. Most of the crowd had started to disperse upon the soldiers' arrival, but there were still quite a few who refused to leave and actually attempted to push past the armed troops.

"Jimminy Jamminy!", Exclaimed Felix in horror "What could possibly be going on that would require the Halo troops to get involved?"

"I don't know.", Tamora muttered puzzled, "But what ever it is, it has to be bad. Those guys don't get involved in anything unless it's unimaginably serious, otherwise, they would have called me to intervene."

"I don't like the look of this Tammy. Noooo sir!" Felix clutched his wife's hand tighter in fear.

"Come on Felix. I think I know someone who can tell us what's going on." They headed toward the ring of soldiers. 99 percent of the crowd was gone now, and as they approached Felix could catch glimpses of what was going on inside the ring from the spaces between the soldiers' legs. It appeared as if a tall, and rather thin redheaded girl was sitting Indian-style on the floor sobbing over something in her lap. Her long, wild locks created a curtain over the side of her face, so no one could actually see her cry; However, her heart-wrenching wails could be heard echoing off the walls of GCS in every corner.

Tamora lead Felix right up to the soldier with the heaviest battle armor, who seemed to be the one in charge. "Master Chief.", Tamora called.

The soldier turned abruptly around and aimed his battle rifle at her. Felix ducked behind her, terrified out of his wits. Sargent Calhoun glared at the soldier, with her hands on her hips. Suddenly, the face behind the golden visor turned less aggressive, and more submissive. The soldier lowered his weapon and saluted.

"At ease!" Tamora ordered in her battle voice.

The soldier lowered his hand back to his side. "I'm sorry ma'am, but this is no time for chit chat and friendly visitations, we have a crisis to take care of." he said in a deep, gruff voice.

"I'm not interested in catching up Chief. I wanna know what could be so serious that they didn't call us in."

"Oh, well...it seems someone has died outside their game. Exactly right outside their game to be exact."

"That's so tragic." Came Felix's voice from behind his wife's waist. He looked like like a small, and extremely shy child hiding in the folds of his mother's skirts.

Master Chief nodded. "Indeed. And to make it worse, it appears he was murdered."

Felix gasped, "Who would do such a thing?"

Tamora crossed her arms, and shifted all her weight to her left foot. Her face turned puzzled. "Well, Fix-It, that depends on who was murdered."

Master Chief shifted uncomfortably. It was classified information that his old friend was inadvertently requesting, yet he knew he could trust her not to tell anyone she knew couldn't keep their mouth shut. He also knew she would shoot anyone who even thought of blabbing. Then there was the factor of it only being a matter of time before word spread anyway. He sighed, having given up with his little inner debate, and decided to tell her.

"It appears," he sighed "That our dear old friend, Mary-Jane Watson, has lost her beloved husband-to-be, Peter Parker. However, that's just the tip of the iceberg. It appears that since Mr. Parker's death, New York's one and only Super Hero, Spider-Man, has gone missing. Since the Hero's disappearance, the super villain that goes by the alias 'Green Goblin', has since gone turbo. He's left behind nothing but a note stating that Parker and Spider-Man are connected and that with out Parker, Spider-Man will never return. This is going to destroy life as the New Yorkers' Know it. You see, without the main hero, the game will be deemed out of order and thus unplugged."

Felix stepped out from behind Tamora, "Oh golly, that sounds awful!"

Master Chief nodded sadly.

Then, Felix got a fantastic idea. He had a magic Hammer. If that magic hammer could repair his face after his dear Sargent had punched it in several times, then maybe, just maybe he could bring the late Mr. Parker back from the dead, and Spider-Man would return. Then, not only could he save the game from being unplugged when Mr. Litwak returned, but also save poor Mary-Jane Watson's heart.

"Um, Mr. Master Chief sir," Felix called up to him, "I need to get to the center of that crime scene.

Tamora looked down at him puzzled, "What have you got going on in that head of yours pint-size?"

Felix pulled out his hammer, "Tammy, if this hammer can fix not only every mess Ralph manages to make, but my face after you punch it, then maybe just maybe it can bring this poor man back and fix his fiance's broken heart."

Tamora smiled down at her amazingly clever husband. He was so eager to help everyone, no matter how impossible the task might sound. She was so glad that she had found a man as courteous and compassionate as him. She looked up at Master Chief with pleading eyes.

He shrugged, "Guess it's worth a shot." , he turned to his men, "Alright men, step aside and let the handyman through!" The circle of soldiers stepped aside and created a hole in the perimeter of the circle large enough for Felix, and Felix alone to step through.

Felix stood up straight and adjusted his tool belt. He puffed up his chest confidently and stepped through the hole the soldiers had created for him. They immediately stepped right back into place behind him, closing the hole. Felix turned to see the red-haired girl sobbing with what he assumed to be her fiance's head in her lap. His confidence fell. He asked himself what he was going to do if his hammer couldn't do anything. He didn't want to give the poor girl false hopes, but he had to try.

He slowly approached the girl, and placed a comforting hand on her shoulder. "Ma'am..." He whispered.

She looked up at him from under her curtain of hair with bloodshot, watery eyes, and a tear stained face. Her expression was so overwhelmingly heart breaking that Felix actually, physically flinched. He took a deep breath and looked the girl straight in the eyes.

"I'm Fix-It Felix Jr. Ma'am, from the game Fix-It Felix Jr., and well...I'm terribly sorry for your loss..."

"Why are you here?" The girl snapped, "Did you know him?"

"Well, um, unfortunately...no."

"Then why are you here? They promised they would keep the public out!"

"Well...um, they let me in because, well...they think I may be able to do something about your...situation."

"It's a bit too early for a grief counselor."

Felix blanched at how harsh her words were. He didn't blame her though, she did just loose her fiance. If he lost Tammy then he was sure he would be the same..., "Well, um...I'm not here to help you with your grief. Well, I mean I am, but...I'm not."

"So which is it?" She sniffled

"Well, hopefully I am. You see I have this magic hammer that can fix anything, even wounds...and well, I though maybe..."

"...It might be able to bring him back?" She asked her voice full of so much hope it could inspire a whole nation.

"Well...um yes."

"Then why didn't you say something sooner!?" She shouted, "Do something!"

"Well, there are no guarantees, but I can try..." He straightened his tool belt once again and cleared his throat, "I can fix it!", He tapped the dead man with the hammer.