Friendship Tips I Learned From Star Wars

1. Stick with your oldest friends no matter what. Even if they're just a fuzzball.

2. Upon first meeting others, it's okay to be mean. Sarcasm is also acceptable.

3. It's okay to tell them how stupid and crazy they are.

4. —And to laugh at their hokey beliefs.

5. Never get too sentimental. No one wants to see it.

6. Never tell them the odds.

7. Don't squeal on them to their parents. Even if it's tortured.

8. It's okay to date their siblings.

9. No man gets left behind.

10. Just accept them even if they have a twisted, crazy, messed up family.

~If you can do these things, your friendship is bound to be a strong, satisfying one that lasts throughout the ages, until you become legends together.

Sincerely,

Han Solo

Captain of the Millennium Falcon

Author's Note: ... This is what happens when I get bored. You might want to be careful with the advice given here. Han and Vader aren't exactly the best people in the galaxy...

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