A/N : What the hell am I writing? This is New Year's Eve, and I'm sitting in front of my laptop writing fanfiction instead of going out. See how dedicated I am? XD And this is the promised story. I've decided to write this one with the encouragement of my dear reviewers and friends. Hope this one is up to your taste.

This one is GoM x Kagami and AoKaga (eventually maybe), means yaoi!

Disclaimer : I own nothing and make no profit. The title is taken from "Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai", but this one has nothing to do with it. I just like the title.

Please read and review~ But no flames, okay? I'm an author with sensitive soul... And Happy New Year for you guys~

Edited : Thanks for Haintrex for beta-ing this chapter~

Oretachi no Taiga ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai!

(Our Taiga Can't Be This Cute!)

Chapter 1

"Kagamicchi~!"

"Kagami-kun."

"Bakagami!"

"Kagami."

"Kaga-chin…"

"Taiga."

Kagami Taiga's ears perked up as he heard six different voices and at least six different variations of his name as he entered the student council's room. He sighed at those sitting in front of him; there were at least six different colors of heads which all turned at his direction. From left to right, there was Kise Ryouta, Kuroko Tetsuya, Aomine Daiki, Midorima Shintarou, Murasakibara Atsushi, and Akashi Seijuuro. All six of them were the members of the student council as well as a club known to be the Teikou Academy Host Club.

And why such club existed, Kagami had no idea. So far he knew the Teikou Academy was the most prestigious school in Japan, where the high-class people went to educate themselves. And somehow, in this massively exclusive environment, stood something called "Teikou Academy Host Club." No one knew why such a club existed, and yet, no one ever questioned Akashi's decision before.

"Why do you need a host club in a high school?"

And Kagami Taiga had asked the question, right at Akashi's face. So, Akashi snapped his fingers and soon, five different colored heads appeared in front of Kagami.

"Kagami Taiga, you will join Teikou Academy Host Club. And my words are absolute."

And that was the story to why Kagami Taiga stood there, in the middle of student council's office as well as host clubroom. The room was very spacious with ridiculous amounts of sofas and settees. Sunrays peered through the huge French windows, which connected to the balcony with smooth white curtains. And Kagami thought, what a waste of money, since you could make curtains with much cheaper costs and still have the same quality. Don't get him wrong, Kagami Taiga came from a wealthy family, but, he's still not used to extravagant life since he spent all his childhood living a normal life with his mother before his rich father came around after the death of his dear mother.

And now, Kagami Taiga was the part of host club.

"Kagamicchi~ You're late-ssu!" The blond boy Kise hugged Kagami like he usually did. "Midorimacchi's really mean to me when you're not around-ssu…"

"O-Oi… Kise… let go a bit…" Kagami tried to peel Kise off, but as usual, his actions were worthless since Kise was attached to him like bubble gum to hair. "If you don't let me go, I can't prepare the cake for the clients!"

At the word "cake", Murasakibara's eyes were getting wider and soon after that, he also attached himself to Kagami like an oversized cat.

"I want Kaga-chin's cake~ It always tastes good~" Murasakibara said.

Midorima sighed. This was always happening. He'd seen this coming, and yet, there wasn't much he could do to stop them. He glanced towards Akashi who smirked at Kagami's effort to get loose.

"Atsushi, Ryouta, stop that. You make it harder for Taiga to open the cake. Didn't you guys want to taste it?" Akashi asked calmly. Quickly, Murasakibara and Kise let Kagami go and threw hopeful eyes at him. Kagami sighed.

"Kagami-kun, let me help you," Kuroko said as he suddenly appeared next to Kagami.

"What cake today, Bakagami?" Aomine asked as he circled his arms around Kagami's shoulder and tried to peek into the box in Kagami's hands.

"Tatin tart…" Kagami said.

"Hooh… And would it taste as sweet as you?" Aomine asked as he licked Kagami's face.

"Ahomine! Stop licking people!" Kagami shouted as he tried to rub his cheek.

"Please, stop that, Aomine-kun." Kuroko said it calmly, but all the people could see some murderous aura around him. Midorima quickly took control of the situation.

"Alright, stop playing around. Kuroko, help Kagami to prepare the tart," Midorima said. Akashi followed Kagami and Kuroko while the others helped Midorima to prepare for the clients, which were the female populations of Teikou Academy.

The flowery sensations… The sounds of the girls talking… Luxurious atmosphere of the room… One could swear they could see the sparkling light and flowers all over the student council room. On one side of the room, on the puffy dark red sofa, sat an awkwardly tall, dark red haired boy, surrounded by a fair amount of girls. No, this wasn't a student council meeting. This was the daily host club activity, as the hosts would entertain the girls with their charms.

"Nee, nee, Kagami-kun, are you the one who baked this tart?" one of the girls, the one with curly hair, asked as she took another bite of the tatin tart.

"Uuh… yes," Kagami answered.

"This is so good!"

"It's even better than my chef's cooking!"

The girls were squealing delightfully, asking Kagami how to make the tart while Kagami tried to explain it, awkwardly. He was never really good at speaking though, especially with girls since he wasn't used to speaking in polite speech. But the girls kept saying that it was really cute when Kagami added an awkward "desu" or "dasai" when he spoke. Akashi told him it was his selling point, whatever that meant.

And also, there was another one.

"Huaaa! Kagamicchi! Murasakibaracchi ate my tart~!" From the other side of the room, Kagami could hear Kise call for him.

"Uhmm… Excuse me, please!" Kagami said as he left his spot for a while. The girls followed Kagami's movement and watched excitedly. Kagami arrived at Kise's table and watched as Murasakibara was still eating Kise's tart.

And once again, Kise hugged Kagami tightly as the taller boy tried to calm Kise down. The girls went crazy at this (and it seemed like Kagami didn't even notice). After that, Kagami scolded Murasakibara like a mother scolded a child. Murasakibara pouted at this, but Kagami sighed as he patted Murasakibara's head softly and gave him another plate of tart to make him smile. More girly squeals were heard from the other side of the room.

After the works with Kise and Murasakibara had settled, Kagami returned to his seat.

"Ah… I-I'm sorry about the ruckus…" Kagami said with a slightly blushing face. "Do you want another slice? I'll cut it up for you."

Carefully, Kagami sliced up another tart (he made so much for this occasion) and served it on plates. He winced a bit as he accidentally cut his finger. It was only a small cut, but the girls were panicking at this (weird rich people) and Kagami tried to calm them. That was when Kuroko appeared with bandage.

"Please be careful when handling the knife, Kagami-kun," Kuroko said softly as he applied the bandage to the cut. "We don't want to see Kagami-kun getting hurt, okay?" After he was done, Kuroko kissed the bandaged finger softly.

And at this, the girls also went crazy (What's wrong with these girls? Kagami thought).

"Oi, oi, Bakagami… Can you also serve me another plate?" Aomine appeared out of nowhere and once again circled his hands around Kagami's shoulder. His face was so close to Kagami's. "It does taste good, don't you agree?" The last part was directed to the girls and they nodded eagerly, obviously waiting for the next scene. Usually at this part, Kagami would show his tsundere-ness.

"You should get it yourself, Ahomine!" Kagami snapped.

"Hmmm… I think I want something sweeter," Aomine said as he leaned into Kagami's face. "Like you~" He gave Kagami a lick on the face which made some of the girls faint with massive nosebleeds and content smiles on their face. The others were trying to hold themselves.

"Stop licking people, you dumb Ahomine!" Kagami yelled as he tried to push Aomine off. The darker boy smirked widely and blew air into Kagami's ear and made him shiver before a dark figure loomed behind them.

"Stop doing that, will you?!" Midorima Shintarou yelled at Kagami and Aomine. "You two always cause too many fatalities! If you keep doing that, the club will be banned because it costs human lives."

"Ah… I'm sorry, Midorima…" Kagami mumbled as he looked down. Suddenly, Midorima felt really guilty at the crestfallen look on Kagami's face. He sighed as he pulled out something from his pocket and handed it to Kagami.

"Today, Leo's lucky item is a lion phone strap. Here, I brought this for you," Midorima said as he gave Kagami a small phone strap. Kagami looked at the phone strap and smiled at Midorima.

"Thank you, Midorima…!"

Instantly, Midorima's face burst up in a bright red color before he turned around and went to the other side of the room, far from Kagami, while the girls giggled at Midorima's tsundere attitude.

Meanwhile, a little bit away from Kagami's side, sat Akashi with a VIP guest. It was known that Akashi always had his own space with only one client at the time (some people never understood how he could have a client in the first place). His client today was a brunette, with a lady like nature, calm and composed. They were enjoying coffee and Kagami's tatin tart while talking to each other.

"It's quite noisy out there…" the lady said as she took a small bite of the tart.

"Ah, it's probably our Taiga," said Akashi calmly. "I'm sorry if it's bothering you."

"Oh, a new member?"

"Yes. This tart is actually Taiga's homemade cooking."

"Oh, my! I didn't realize. I thought this was made by your personal chef!" the lady's face turned slightly red.

"He is quite a cook, really. Let me introduce you," Akashi held out his hand as he escorted the lady to Kagami's side. The tall, dark red head was talking with the girls and Kuroko, who had also joined him at his table. They were all laughing at something that Kagami said before they realized that Akashi had joined them. "Taiga, this is Shinohara Kyoko-san, the daughter of the CEO of Shinohara Group. Shinohara-san, this is Kagami Taiga."

Kagami awkwardly stood up and bowed to the lady. The lady smiled slightly at Kagami. Walking up to the taller red head, Akashi cupped Kagami's face before he whispered softly into Kagami's ear.

"The lady was complementing your tatin tart, Taiga~"

At this, Kagami's face was blushing and he smiled brightly and one could swear that suddenly the room was lit up with sparkling light like it was Christmas. All the attention in the room was directed to Kagami.

"Thank you very much, Shinohara-san."

The sincere, angelic smile then melted the hearts of all the occupants in the room. That smile was very dangerous. Some of the girls fainted from the cuteness while the rest were trying to hold themselves from tackling the boy and kidnapping him.

Kagami's angelic nature was the other charm point of his. And somehow, he had the entire host club members wrapped around his fingers without realizing it.

Because, Kagami was too oblivious for his own good.

A/N : Done! Please review? *puppy dog eyes*

Thanks again, Haintrex~!