Hey guys! I had this idea in my head and it really bothered me so I put here. It didn't turn out the way I like it, but whatever.

Friends Vs. Best Friends

Friends:

Helps you find your prince

Best Friends:

Will kidnap him and bring him to you

"Master, when I said I wanted to see my crush, I didn't mean it that way." Fran's monotonous voice was heard inside the basement. A silhouette shifted and revealed itself to be Mukuro.

He gave a faked innocent look, "Kufufu. You said you wanted to see him."

"What you did just broke the law, Pineapple fairy." Fran droned.

Mukuro summoned his trident and twirled it around expertly in one hand before stabbing his student's froggy hat, "Kufufu. We're in the Mafia. We work against the law, useless student of mine."

"True, but did you really have to do that?" Fran asked unemotionally while removing the weapon from his hat. "... Ow. That hurt."

"Kufufu. Yes, yes I did." Mukuro answered, skillfully ignoring the monotoned complaints coming from his student.

"It looks uncomfortable. Why did you tie it so tightly?" Fran spoke, poking the thing in front of him with his shoe.

"Kufufu. I prefer not to have knives thrown at me."

"The pineapple patterned gag?"

"Kufufu. His laugh was annoying."

"What does that make yours?"

STAB!

"Kufufu. Care to repeat that?"

"Shishou's laugh is equivalent to that of a dying donkey." Fran pulled the weapon out of his frog hat and yawned, "What do we go with him?"

"Kufufu. Who cares, now will you stop asking questions?" Mukuro smirked, a bright red tick mark pulsing on the side of his head.

They both turned to the body leaning against the wall. Belphegor sat there glaring through his blonde bangs, hands and feet tied with a piece of cloth over his mouth, successfully gagging him.

"Did you really have to kidnap him from Hawaii and bring him here? He was on a mission..."

"Kufufu. Who cares, He would have failed it anyways."

Bel struggled to get up, "Uthuthuthu... I with kilth tou two!"

Mukuro turned to his student, "Kufufu. What did he say?"

"I think he said something about wanting to wear a tutu." Fran answered. They stared at each other. "Kufufu. Should we?"

"Well, it would go with Bel-sempai's tiara."

"Ith a hown!"

"Kufufu. One tutu coming right up!"

"Thop! Thop hith inthense!" Bel tried rolling away, but the pineapple illusionist got in his way and stepped on his stomach to stop him from moving.

"Kufufu. What color should we do?"

They stared at the prince who returned it with a glare.

"..."

"... I believe fake prince-sempai wants pink... Make that bright pink with matching tights and glitter." Fran answered, a mischievous glint in his eye.

"Hoggy!" Bel attempted to yell 'Froggy', but the gag muffled his words.

"Kufufufufufufufufu..."

"Master, your laugh really is annoying."

STAB!

"Useless student."

"Pineapple Fairy."

STAB!

"Hoggy! He hince themands tho to hehease him!"

"Ah... I think we should add wings and a wand."

"Kufufu? What gave you that idea?"

"... I'm spending too much time with Lussuria."

"Kufufu."

"FROGGY!"

"Ah, he got the gag off..."

"Kufufu, then put it back on, you lazy student."

"Ushishishishishishishshishishi-"

"I think we broke him or something. Master, do you think we can get a refund?" Fran asked as he conjured a huge wad of socks and stuffed it into the Varia Storm Guardian's mouth once again. Mukuro contemplated a bit, "Oya, Oya. I believe the Peacock has been looking for a playmate..."

"... I said to get paid for returning him, not watch him be tortured with glitter by the Gaylord." Fran said lazily.

BAM!

Both illusionists turned their heads toward the broken door and promptly dispersed into mist once they saw who had barged in. Belphagor took one long look at the person before doing what he swore he would never do in his life: roll away like a roly-poly on crack.

Standing at the door in all his gay glory was... Lussuria. He sashayed into the room and stuck out his hip before posting dramatically in a thinking pose, "Where did everybody go? I was just going to ask if anyone wanted to get a makeover done at the new spa in town. Phooey... WHY DOENT ANYONE WANT TO GO TO THE SPA WITH MAMA LUSS?!"

He cried comical tears before realizing that Bel was still here. "Oh, baby! Did you want to go with me to the spa?"

Bel shook his head like a madman and tried to push himself away. Sadly, Mukuro and Fran was still there and decided to troll him by creating a sign on top his head that said, "I VOLUNTEER A TRIBUTE! I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE SOME MANIs AND PEDIs TOO! \(^_^)/ LETS BE BFFs FOREVER LUSSYPOO!"

Lussuria's face exploded into rainbows and unicorns as he dragged Bel through the door by his neck, "Well why didn't you say so earlier?! We can have our own sleepover and do our nails and gossip about hot guys and-"

"HOGGY HELP FE FHINCE!"

"Hog? Now, now. Bel-chan, Mink-chan won't be happy if you're two timing. Besides, a mink is sooo much cuter than a hog."

"HOGGY!"

BAM!

Mukuro and Fran watched as Bel was dragged into what they called: Lussuria's Pink, Puffy, and Cuddly Hell. They stood there, not making a sound as they prayed for Bel's safety until Fran broke the silence with an emotionless, "... Ah, my prince was taken away from me... Oh noes..."

STAB!

"Kufufufu. Stupid Frog, you just wasted my efforts in getting you that blondie."

Sorry about the shortness... Not my best FanFics.