Here are Some Omake's that I wrote... Have Fun~!


"This is cozy."

"It's a broom cupboard…"

"You should feel right at home, then."

'She did NOT just go there!' The next few hours were spent trying to get blood out from under my fingernails…Oh, and an emergency trip to for severe burns and what looked like the remnants of a rabid platypus mauling Rita Skeeter's face, back, arms and chest…as well as pulverised eyes... So, they just ended up classifying it as a random 'animal' attack.


"So tell me, Natsumi. Here you sit, a mere girl of 12-"

"I'm 14."

"-about to compete against three students not only vastly more emotionally mature than yourself but who have mastered spells that you wouldn't attempt in your dizziest daydreams. Concerned?"

"I don't know. I haven't really thought about it."

"Then, of course, you're no ordinary girl of 12, are you?"

"I'M FOURTEEN YOU BITCH! GET IT RIGHT!"


"Do you think it was the trauma of your past that made you so keen to enter such a dangerous tournament?"

"No, I didn't enter."

"Of course you didn't," She continued without a pause, "Everyone loves a rebel, Natsumi…

Scratch that last… Speaking of your parents, were they alive, how do you think they'd feel?

Proud? Or concerned, that your attitude shows, at best, a pathological need for attention...at worst, a psychotic death wish?"

"Hey! My eyes aren't 'glistening with the ghosts of my past.' You Bitch!"


Dear Natsumi, I couldn't risk sending Hedwig…

'Oh yes, because sending a Fucking UNICORN instead of Hedwig Is NOT Conspicuous!' I thought with a Sweat Drop as I watched the Unicorn munching on Ron's pillows.

Since the World Cup, the Ministry's been intercepting more and more owls, and she's too easily recognized.

We need to talk, Natsumi, face-to-face.

Meet me in the Gryffindor common room, 1:00 this Saturday night.

And make sure you 're alone.

Sirius.

P. S.:

Uni eats pillows…


Natsumi Potter, age 12...

...suspect entrant in the Triwizard Tournament.

Her eyes swimming with the ghosts of her past...

...and choking back tears...

I could feel my eye twitching as I read the article that Skeeter wrote, and then I exploded…

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THAT WOMAN?!" I screamed out, not caring that Dumbledore, McGonagall, Snape, Flitwick, and half of the entire school were staring at me in amusement, "FIRST SHE MAKES UP COMPLETE LIES ABOUT ME, AND THEN SHE GETS MY AGE WRONG! I AM FOURTEEN! NOT TWELVE GODDAMMIT! WHEN I SEE THAT VILE WOMAN NEXT, I AM GOING TO FINISH WHAT I STARTED BEGINNING WITH SETTING FLUFFY ON HER! AND NOT EVEN GRAY-FUCKING-FULLBUSTER CAN STOP ME!"


"Sirius…?" I called, looking around for my Dog-Father.

"Natsumi~!" I heard a voice float out from the fireplace, "I don't have much time, so let me get straight to it. Did you or did you not put your name into the Goblet of Fire?"

"WAIT!" I said, "Is THIS what you meant by 'talking Face-To-Face?!"

"Erm…Yes?"

"THIS IS US TALKING Face-To-FIREPLACE YOU IDIOT!"


"I had to ask…Now, tell me about this dream of yours. You mentioned Wormtail and Voldemort, but who was the third man in the room?"

"I don't know." "You didn't hear a name?

"No…Voldemort was giving him a job to do. Something important."

"And what was that?"

"He wanted...me…"

Suddenly Sirius paused before I saw a giant grin that promised trouble appear on his face. "You do know just how wrong that sounded right Natsumi?" Sirius said through his chuckles, and I blushed to my roots. "Sh-Shut Up Siri!" I exclaimed and pouted…


"Amazing."

"Amazing!" "Neville. You're doing it again."

"Right, sorry."

" Hmm…'Magical Water Plants of the Highland Lochs'?" I asked, peering over Neville's shoulder, "Where'd you get that from Nev?"

"Moody gave it to me. That day we had tea." My face darkened and I said, "Moody…?"

Neville, however, didn't seem to notice my drastic attitude shift until the next morning when he woke up with a chastity belt on…


"Amazing…"…"Amazing!"

"Neville. You're doing it again."

"Right, sorry."

"…'Sex For Dummies'…?" I asked, peering over Neville's shoulder, "Where'd you get that from Nev?"

"Moody gave it to me. That day we had tea." My face darkened and I said, "Moody…?"

Neville, however, didn't seem to notice my drastic attitude shift until the next morning when Moody walked into the Great Hall wearing a frilly pink tutu, and he had a pulverized face.


"Amazing…"…"Amazing!"

"Neville. You're doing it again."

"Right, sorry."

" Hmm…'101 Ways to 'Bond' With your Partner'…?" I asked, peering over Neville's shoulder, "I had noooo idea that you were into that kind of thing Nev~!"

I laughed as I saw him turn red enough to make a beet look GREEN.


"Ronald would like me to tell you that Seamus told him that Dean was told by Parvati that Hagrid's looking for you. Is that right? … Well, you …What? … Are you sure you won't do this?"

"Dean was told by Parvati that...Please don't ask me to say it again! Hagrid's looking for you! Also, I AM NOT AN OWL!"

"Well, thank you for passing on his message Mione…Hoo…Hoo…"

"..."

*SMACK*


"Did you bring your father's cloak, like I asked you?"

"Yeah, I brought the cloak. Hagrid, where are we going?"

"You'll see soon enough."

"Now pay attention, this is important."

"What's with the flower?" I asked with some suspicion, "Hagrid, have you combed your hair?"

"As a matter of fact, I have."

"You might like to try the same thing now and again."

"Hagrid?"

"The cloak! Put the cloak on!"

-Bonsoir, Olympe. "Oh, Hagrid. I thought perhaps you weren't coming. I thought perhaps you had forgotten me."

"I Couldn't forget you, Olympe."

"What is it you wanted to show me? When we spoke earlier, you sounded so…Exhilarated."

"You'll be glad you came. Trust me."

As soon as I saw the dragons I began one of the funniest songs I knew…

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

IT'S A DINOSAUR!

JESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE FUCK?!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

FUCKING DINOSAURS!

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK?!"


"It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly... It just happens a fair bit…You have to admit, though, fire's pretty fascinating." "DAMN STRAIGHT IT IS!AND IT TASTES AWESOME TOO!"