RANDOM TV SHOW
Me: Good evening. Since Slugterra is over, I have decided to interview the cast of slugterra. Our first guests are going to be the Shane Gang.
-Cheering and clapping from random crowd-
-Eli Shane walks in followed by Trixie, Kord and Pronto. Random fangirls scream Eli's name and some of them faint.-
Me: Welcome! Please take your seats.
-The gang sits down. -
Eli: Thank you Nicole. It's an honour.
Me: Pleasure is all mine. Let's get down to business then.
Kord nods: Sure.
Me: How do you feel now that Blakk is in the Deep Caverns?
Pronto (jumps up): Good riddance is what I say!
Trixie: I am glad he is no longer a threat. Those ghouls and the Darkbane were a serious problem.
Eli: Yeah. I hope he doesn't come back.
Kord (shivers): I don't plan on fighting those guys again.
Me (nodding): Trixie, how do you feel about being the only girl in the group?
Trixie: Well, it's ok...I guess.
Kord (looks at Trixie): She's ok with it.
Me (grinning evilly): Good. Eli, who is your love interest?
Eli (blushes): Uhmm next question please?
(Kord and Pronto look at each other. Trixie looks down.)
Me: What about you Trixie?
(the redhead blushes)
Me: Okaay! Moving on... Pronto, what do you contribute to your gang?
Pronto (growls): How dare you ask the Magnificent Pronto that? I am important! Very important!
Me: Yeah! Yeah!
Pronto (loading blaster with flaturhorinkus): EAT MY STANK!
Me: Security!
-Random guard wearing Blakk Industries uniform appears and snatches blaster from Pronto.-
Pronto: Hey!
Eli (paranoid): What is that guy doing here? You work for Blakk, don't you?
Me: Cool down. I am not going to kill you! If I wanted to, I would have done that years ago.
Kord (whispering): Does anyone smell a trap?
Pronto (looking guilty): That wasn't me!
-Burpy laughs. My phone rings and the ringtone is the Slugterra theme song.-
Me: Excuse me.
(gang members try to listen to the conversation)
Me:Hello?...Yes... Bring them in Vinyl.
-After a few minutes, Blakk and Twist enter, led by a 12 year old girl. Random crowd gasps.-
Me(rubbing my hands together like an evil mastermind): Ladies and gentlemen, Doctor Thaddius Blakk and his apprentice, Twist.
-No one claps, except Vinyl and me. The Shane gang stands up, looking a bit shocked.-
Blakk (frowns and then loads his Harbinger Firestorm): The Shane Gang! What is the meaning of this?
Kord: Twist!
Me: Relax! It's just an interview. (to the girl) Thank you Vinyl.
Twist (groans): Who cares?
Me: Just take a seat, will you?
-Blakk and Twist go to take their seats but the Shane gang aims their blasters at them, except for Pronto.-
Twist: Eli Shane, always a pain.
Me: Guys. No blasters! SECURITY!
-Random guards appear and grab all of their blasters.-
Me: Guys, you can sort out your little feud later. Settle down.
-Blakk and Twist scowl at the Shane Gang. The gang glares at them.-
Me: There's a lot of tension in this room. Okay, let's get straight to the questions. I wouldn't want to keep you waiting.
Pronto: I told you this was a trap!
Kord: No, you didn't! I did!
Twist (glares at the molenoid): Now you are making me wish it was a trap.
Me: Okay then. Twist, you did not feature in the last episode. Where were you?
Twist (relaxes): Well, Blakk had ordered me not to join the slugbattle.
Me: What was the reason Doctor Blakk?
Blakk (folds hands): Well, he was some sort of..insurance policy. In fact, I wouldn't be here if it weren't for him.
Eli (sighs heavily): Twist, I thought we were family!
Twist (scowls at Eli): As if you know the meaning of the word.
Me: How did you bring Blakk back Twist?
-Everyone looks at Twist-
Twist: Don't look at me! I am not going to tell you. It's a secret.
-Blakk smiles satisfied-
Me: Oh well. While we are still on the topic of secrets, Eli, please tell us some of the "so-called" (air-quotes) Shanes' secrets.
-There is an excited murmuring in the random crowd. Trixie gasps. Twist and Blakk smirk.-
Kord: Eli, don't.
Eli (smirks): If I did, then they would no longer be secrets, would they?
Twist (groans): Just tell us already!
-There is a burst of black and green light and a dark skinned girl appears.-
Blakk: You! I thought the gentleman finished you!
Danna Por: Missed me? Anyway, I want to hear about the Shanes' secrets.
She ignores Blakk's glare and sits besides Eli. Trixie frowns.-
Blakk (getting impatient): Well, are you going to tell us or not?!
Eli: That's none of your business.
Kord (whispers): Burn...
Danna: Yes! tell us! I still want a share of that treasure, you know.
Pronto (glancing around): Treasure! Where is it?
Trixie (glares at Pronto): Zip it!
-Pronto looks crestfallen-
Eli: I am not going to tell you so forget it Blakk!
Blakk (glares at Eli): If you do, I will tell you where your father is.
-Random crowd gasps and the Shane Gang looks at Eli-
Twist (shouts): Finally! I can get my revenge.
Eli (looking sad): What's what I have to do to find my father then..
Trixie: Eli, no!
Kord (scratches his neck): I know you want to find your father but it's not a risk I would want you to take. You've got to consider Blakk might not tell you the truth.
Eli (nods): Yeah, you might be right.
Blakk (snarls): Your loss!
Pronto (looking around): Pronto is feeling thirsty, where is my mudshake?
Me: What mudshake?
Pronto (getting emotional): What kind of a person interviews people without giving them any food?
Kord: Cool down, dude.
Me (sighs and calls someone): Vinyl! Where are the drinks?
Vinyl (shrugs shoulders): Couldn't get them in time. Anyway, I used most of the money to convince Blakk's guards to work for us.
Me: Oh well..
-Pronto runs around the room, looking for his mudshake.-
Everyone: PRONTO!
Twist (irritated): Is he always like this?
-Mr Saturday walks in with a new blaster, identical to the last one.-
Me: Mr Saturday! Glad you could join us!
Mr Saturday (laughs): I thought someone needed help.
-His blaster spins and a red light hits the paranoid molenoid. Pronto stops running and his tongue hangs out.-
Mr Saturday (laughs): Instant zombifying solution!
Eli: Not funny dude!
Me (shaking head): GUARDS!
-Random guard appears, avoids a zombifying blast from Mr Saturday and grabs the blaster-
Blakk (frowns): What is he doing here?!
Mr Saturday: I wanted to make the stupid molenoid to suffer because he destroyed my blaster.
Kord: Eli, can you fix Pronto?
Eli (glares at me): I don't have a blaster!
Vinyl (throws blaster at Eli) :There you go!
Twist (standing up): Not fair!
-Blakk and Twist look unsettled and analyses Eli's every move. The Shane slugs a Boon Doc and the molenoid returns to normal-
Pronto (stretches): Pronto must stop having midnight snacks! They give me the weirdest of dreams.
Twist (smacks Pronto): Get real!
-Vinyl takes advantage of the situation and grabs Eli's blaster. Blakk and Twist smirk-
Eli: Hey! Bring it back!
Vinyl: Not happening. (disappears)
Trixie and Danna: How did she do that?
Me: Sir, please leave.
Mr Saturday: I will only leave if you give me a SMOOTHIE!
Trixie (face-palms): Seriously?! What is wrong with this guy?
-Vinyl appears from nowhere and gives him a smoothie.-
Me: Oh I just remembered something. Sir, are you a Darkbane?
-Random crowd glares at him. Mr Saturday chokes on his smoothie.-
Mr Saturday (freezes): Me? Why do you think so?
Trixie (nods): Come to think of it, I think he is. Look at his eyes.
Twist: yeah.. tell us.
Mr Saturday (looks around): I am part Darkbane.
Danna: What?
-Mr Saturday sprints out of the room.-
Eli (standing up to chase him): We have to send him where he belongs.
Me: You can always catch him later, besides you don't have a blaster.
-Eli groans and Burpy chirps angrily-
Twist: Yeah yeah! Cry me a river! Next question?
Me (checking the time): Time is up. Thank you for watching and ...
Danna (interrupts): Hey! You haven't asked me any questions!
Me: You weren't invited.
Danna (frowns): That doesn't matter.
Me (sighs): Ok next time then.
Doctor Blakk (giggles evilly): If there IS actually a... next time!
Danna mutters something.
Vinyl: Whatever! Join us next time on Slug Tv..
Me: ...for more information and hopefully, drama...
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Was bored and thought of this. It's supposed to be a one-shot but if you want more, mention it in the reviews.
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