This is what happens when you get high on happiness on Christmas Day and you can't update everything like you planned. Also I can't sing.

Disclaimer: Does anybody know who actually owns Jingle Bells? O_o
Also I only own my copy of Pacific Rim on Blu-Ray.

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A VERY PACIFIC RIM CHRISTMAS

Jaeger Claus, Jaeger Claus,

Boatswords all the way,

Oh what fun it is to ride, Gipsy Danger in a sleigh,

HEY!

Jaeger Claus, Jaeger Cause,

Boatswords all the way,

Oh what fun it is to punch, Leatherback in the face,

HEY!

Dashing through the snow,
In a one Drift open Raleigh
O'er the K-Scientists we go
Laughing all the way
EMP Backs and claw tails ring
Making headlights bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
And kill some Kaiju t'night

Jaeger Claus, Jaeger Claus,

Boatswords all the way,

Oh what fun it is to ride, Gipsy Danger in a sleigh,

HEY!

Jaeger Claus, Jaeger Cause,

Boatswords all the way,

Oh what fun it is to punch, Leatherback in the face,

HEY!

A day or two ago,
I thought I'd take a Nuke,
Straight into the Breach,
Ol' Pentecost by my side,
The Jaeger was lean and arrogant,
Slattern hated his face,
We got into a Drift issue, a Double Event to fight,
And then we got blown up!

Jaeger Claus, Jaeger Claus,

Boatswords all the way,

Oh what fun it is to ride, Gipsy Danger in a sleigh,

HEY!

Jaeger Claus, Jaeger Cause,

Boatswords all the way,

Oh what fun it is to punch, Leatherback in the face,

HEY!

The Russians and the Reds,
Fighting in the harbour,
Valiant and defendant they were,
Oh what a twist it was to die!
Long away, very next day,
Cherno Isle was formed,
Coconuts and Yancy, Comrade Squid adorned,
The Kaiju punched away!

Jaeger Claus, Jaeger Claus,

Boatswords all the way,

Oh what fun it is to ride, Gipsy Danger in a sleigh,

HEY!

Jaeger Claus, Jaeger Cause,

Boatswords all the way,

Oh what fun it is to punch, Leatherback in the face,

HEY!

Oh headbutt of love,
Mako's hot, Raleigh's horny,
Sequel Hook, I know,
Oh what fun it is to hug,
A dead Raleigh in-pod!
Fa-la-la Fa-la-la,
Merry Christmas to you all,
May Jaeger Claus, big red and white,
Bring you gifts a plenty,
You've all been good, cancelling the apocalypse,
Ol' Pentecost would get iffy!
Fa-la-la Fa-la-la

CHERNO PUNCH ALL KAIJU!

YAY!

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MERRY CHRISTMAS AND IF ANYBODY CAN GET THEIR SINGING/CAROLS GROUP TO SING THIS SONG I WILL DEDICATE IT TO YOU FOREVER

P.S. Gimmie the YouTube link afterwards :P

With Christmas Love,

Pyro