Did you ever see a terribly handsome man, and you just can't stop thinking about him? He's just all you can think of, and even though he's intimidating and occasionally he's frightening, he's just so unbelievably handsome and charming that all that doesn't even matter.

I don't think it's coincidence that my room is closest to his: he's upstairs from the servants' quarters, at the end of the hallway the Young Master's bedroom is in, right at the top of the stairs, and I'm right at the bottom of them in the servants' hallway. Finni and Bard are down the hall from me, you see. You'd think he'd live down with us, being a servant and all, but since he's the butler, he's upstairs, in case the Young Master needs him during the night.

Oh, could you just imagine, Sebastian rushing down the hall in his nightclothes, oh he'd look so... or what if he doesn't even wear...

... I'm sorry, what was I talking about?

Oh right! Sebastian! He's so stern, and Bard thinks he's a little too strict, but he's not like that because he's mean, it's because he wants us to do our best as Phantomhive servants, to make sure we're proper and efficient and perfect. Like him. He's very good at his work, he is.

And he looks just so handsome while doing it, yes he does.