Prussia/Me (+ extras...) written to my friend as an email, deal with it people!
E: Hey Prussia, get over here a sec!
P: *whining* Why should I, my awesomeness won't fit in that room!
E: GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT YOU GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!
P: *STILL complaining* But why, you only want me to say hi to your friend who is like Roderich the UnAwesome one!
E: YOU TAKE THAT BACK DAMMIT! Besides, I know you love Austria really...
P: What makes you say that?
E: *giggles nervously* Well, I may have snuck round to Roderich's mansion last night...
P: *suspiciously* And...
E: With a camera...
P: You didn't!
E: And heard some stuff...
P: Such as...
E: *hurriedly* You saying "Oh Roderich I love you SOOOOO much!" And other things... Sounded like you were having fun being a uke and Roderich a seme...
P: WHAT THE HELL YOU YAIO FANGIRL! YOU ARE WORSE THAN HUNGARY!
E: My pleasure, though it was yours last night...
P: ...
E: I notice you don't deny it...
P: *panicking* Oi! Specs! Tell this miniature Hungary that I wasn't the Uke last night!
A: I am sorry Gilbert, but I cannot tell lies.
E: *fangirling* OMG A HARRY POTTER QUOTE!
P: WHAT THE HELL PRISS!
A: Now, if you don't mind, I am going to return to my piano, goodnight Gilbert. Oh, and hello Anna, it is a pleasure to meet you.
E: And me? Have I turned into Canada?
A: No, but seeing as Gilbert has pushed you into a wooden chest and closed the lid and sat on it, it is unsurprising that I could not see you.
E: *only just noticing* Oh yeah, I am in a box... Strange I didn't notice that... Prussia, why am I in a box?
P: *defensively* You were annoying me!
A: Gilbert, don't lock people in boxes. Goodbye.
E: *innocently* How was I annoying you?
P: By embarrassing me in front of your friend!
E: How was I embarrassing you! She would probably just squeal and fangirl!
P: Don't argue with the awesome me!
E: I'm not arguing! I'm explaining why I am correct!
P: Don't steal my phrase!
E: Tough, I just did. Anywhooo... I called you over here to get you to say hi to Anna, give her a hug and call her awesome! SO DO SO!
P: *petulantly* Fine... Hi Emily's UnAwesome friend.
E: PROPERLY!
P: *grumbling mutinously* Hi, Anna, you are *cough* not *cough* awesome.
E: I will pretend I didn't hear that... Now give her a hug.
P: *gives Anna a hug* Happy now?!
E: Yes, but you could pop round to Anna's and, how shall I put this, be hers for the week...
P: HELL NO!
E: MEIN GOTT YOU ARE SO STUBBORN!
P: I'll take that to mean that I have no choice in the matter...
E: Great! Now we're all happy! *hugs Prussia* sorry, just had to do that!
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