Okay, 9th grade is though but I went through the week. This is week 2 at School. We have a important weekend. We had to take a Baby home for the weakened. It's part of our health class. Our teacher give us a consent for for our parents to sign before taking a baby home. It's not a real baby. It's a Simulator that our teacher programs on a computer. Our Teacher is name Mrs. Brown. He's our health class teacher.

Mr. Brown: Listen up class? The weakened, You are going to take care of a Baby over the weekend. You'll wear these I.D bracelets to let Baby know that you are a caregiver & you must support the head all times or it will cry harder. It will wake you up at night. You must respond in two minutes or you'll get graded on as a neglect. The resin I'm giving you these Babies is to teach you responsibility of an infant.

Greg: Your kidding right?

The whole class turned to me. they looked at he.

Mr. Brown: Does It look like I was joking Greg?

Greg: No sir.

Patty turned to me.

Patty: ( turned to me.) Smart move Heffley. You almost got us in detention.

After School , Rodrick was at band practice. Mom was at work. She works for a book Company, I was at home with Mandy. Mandy wanted a cookie so I got him out.

Mandy: Greg lets go play outside.

Mandy actually got my name right after 5 years of his life. At the dinner table, I hand my Mom the slip to sign.

Susan: Greg What's this?

Mandy:(interrupted) Greg is bringing home a doll to play with.

Greg: It's not a doll Mandy. It's actually a Baby.

Mandy:(Look it Grag's tummy) You don't look fat.

Greg:(laughing) No Mandy this Baby operates on a computer. We have to take care if the around the clock.

Frank:(His brows went up) even at night?

Greg: Yes Dad it's only temporary until Monday.

Rodrick came home from practice.

Rodrick:(opening the door) I'm home!

Susan: Hey how was practice?

Rodrick:Great! Loaded Diaper is going to play at comedy club.

Phone rang & Mom answer it.

Susan:Rodrick it's for you.

Rodrick got off the phone & came back into the room.

Susan: What is it?

Rodrick: Loaded Diaper's not playing anymore. The band just broke up. Our band manager got cancer & had to go to the Hospital for treatment.

Susan: I'm so sorry. Want dinner?

Rodrick:(going upstairs) Not Hungry.

Greg:(Turn to Mom) Mom?! how can they do that to him? He started the band.

Susan: Well they hire a manager & without a manager, There's no band.

Greg:(Entering Rodrick's room) Rodrick? I'm sorry what happen. look I have to take care of this Doll over the weakened.

Rodrick:Baby think it over?

Greg: How to you know?

Rodrick: I had to take care of one in 9th grade. You were in 3rd grade.

Greg: Well our teacher said it wake you up at night.

Rodrick:Yes it does Greg.

It was Friday. & we took our Babies home. I was first one off the Bus. Mandy looked out the window. Mandy was at home because he was sick this morning.

Mandy: Mommy look? Greg has a new Baby.

Greg:(Opening door) I'm Home!

That night, The baby stared to cry & I had to wake up. I chimed in & care for it. I't woke me up six five times all weekend. It was Monday & We gave our Babies back. The reports were handed out. Patty failed because she didn't support to head nine times & did not respond to baby ten minutes later each time & her Baby was Auto-shut down & had poor grade.

Rowley: I guess patty was a bad parent. Why does she signed up for it?

Greg: It was required Come on. Let go to the Ice-Cream parlor.