Disclaimer: Victorious and all of its associated copyrights are not my property and I stake no claim to them.

A/N: I wasn't actually planning on doing another chapter, but after I started writing the sequel, this just came to me.

"What is it?"

"Tequila Sunrise."

"How'd you make it do that?"

"Magic."

Tori looked at her wife skeptically, "You say everything cool that you do is magic."

"I never said you were magic," Jade with a mischievous smirk.

She sighed and picked up the drink, "I'm gonna need about five more of these before I can deal with you."

"Love you too babe."

Cat walked into the kitchen with Kevin close behind, eyeing the drink with suspicion, "What is that?"

Tori laughed at the same question she asked. "Tequila Sunrise," Jade explained, again.

"How'd you…"

"Magic."

Deciding to interrupt the soon to be argument, Kevin asked Jade and Tori, "So how was the honeymoon?"

The two looked at each other with amused grins, "It was great."

"You know, you could've done nothing but have sex here," Cat mumbled.

Jade shrugged, "It's not as aesthetically pleasing."

"Did you ever even go outside?"

She bit her lip subconsciously as she thought, "Yeah, we went swimming that one time."

Tori tried to suppress her laugh, "I don't think it ended up counting."

"It counted for about five minutes…

"Okay, ew!" Cat shouted, interrupting them.

Jade laughed, "Seriously, I don't think you're allowed to be all freaky with that subject now."

"We're not talking about it!"

Tori and Kevin sensed a brewing fight and slowly backed out of the kitchen, "You know child birth is usually something to brag about…"

"Okay first, I'm only four months along, second; I can't fit into my favorite pants anymore! This is a crisis!"

"I think you have someone else to be mad at if you're gonna be like that."

"For the last time, it was an accident!" Kevin shouted from the living room.

"An accident that cost Cat her shapely figure!"

Cat frowned at her, "Just shut up."

"This is what you get for being a heterosexual," Tori mumbled.

"Oh shut up, Tori. You practically flaunt your gay," Cat said, though actually trying not to laugh.

Tori smiled and got up, "It's what I do best."

"Well…" Jade started.

"Don't even," Tori snapped.

Kevin laughed and shook his head, and out of the corner of his eye he noticed Ben pull up in the driveway, "Alright ladies, enough bickering and let's get this stuff packed up."

When Cat refused to move, Jade started pushing her towards Kevin's room, "C'mon, you gotta help too, preggo."

She groaned in severe annoyance, "Why did I ever agree to move in with you guys?"

"Easier access to Kevin's-"

"Jade!" Tori yelled at her before she could finish.

"I didn't know she was wantin' access to me…"

Cat sighed, "In your dreams."

Jade laughed, "Oh that was you? I thought it was Tori."

"It damn well had better have been me!" Tori nearly growled.

"You're hot when you do that," Jade mumbled to Tori.

She just sighed, "Go pack, Jade!"

"Someone's feisty today."

"Go!"

Jade put her hands up in mock surrender and trudged over to their room to get the last of their stuff together, with Tori following shortly behind.

Cat looked to Kevin, "What is their deal?"

"Jade often still likes to cause trouble and Tori's there to rain on her parade most of the time."

"And Jade is okay with this?"

He shrugged, "I've never seen her happier, so I'd assume so."

They walked to their room to get their stuff together while Cat continued to rant, "So Tori's completely tamed Jade West?"

"Nah, if anythin' Jade's been more influential on Tori."

"How?"

He laughed at the memory, "They did a street race once!"

"And…?"

"When they met and Jade took Tori out in the Mustang, Tori said being in a car that was speeding was the worst thing she'd ever done. Then she went and street raced her girlfriend!"

Cat shrugged, "Still, that's not too bad."

"Would telling you Jade initiated Tori to the Mile High Club change your mind?"

She had a look of horror on her face, "My god, Jade has ruined that girl!"

"Trust me, Tori likes it."

"Whatever…"

"I do!" They heard Tori shout from across the hall, causing them both to laugh.

A moment or two later they heard the door to their room close, and Kevin just sighed, "What are we going to do with those two?"

"Chastity belts?"

Kevin laughed and shook his head, "They'd find a way to get 'em off."

Cat looked thoughtful, "Get the belts off or each other?"

He laughed even harder at that one, "Knowing those two, both."

They finished up packing, and as they were bringing their stuff out to the living room, Kevin shouted to the girls, "Your quickie better be damn fast, we got to go!"

He didn't wait for an answer, just got all the stuff ready for the guys to take out to the truck.

Back in Jade and Tori's room, they were both trying to suppress their laughter as they finished packing, "I swear, we close a door and they immediately assume sex."

"I liked that chastity belt one though, that was pretty funny," Tori said.

"What do you think they'll do when they figure out we don't have sex nearly as much as they think?"

Tori laughed, "Probably be relieved."

"Hey, come here a second," Jade said when they were done packing.

Tori came over to her somewhat reluctantly, not entirely sure what to expect. But it definitely wasn't Jade going and messing up her hair, "What the hell?!"

She laughed, "Sex hair, just for shits and grins." Tori frowned and did the same to Jade, and the two ended up play fighting, causing all sorts of noise.

Back out in the living room, Kevin came to the beginning of the hallway shouting to the girls, "Hurry up! We're almost done."

As if on cue, he heard a loud moan, and quickly backed away.

Tori had her hand over Jade's mouth trying to keep her from laughing hysterically, "I can't believe you did that!"

"Don't even tell me that wasn't funny!"

"It kinda was," Tori agreed with a laugh.

The two composed themselves and started to bring their stuff out to get put in the truck. Jade had a highly amused grin as Kevin gave them a 'come on now' look. I don't know what you're so upset about, Kev."

"Ohh, take a guess."

"Umm…You're angry at me because you need someone to vent your anger on 'cause you knocked up your girlfriend?"

Jade had to duck out of the way when Kevin came charging at her, and like two kids the siblings ran outside, Jade trying to get away and Kevin trying to catch her.

"Deja vu huh?" Cat said, coming up to stand next to Tori.

"A bit."

They both looked back outside to see Jade cheering for herself as Kevin lay on the ground pouting. "Are you causing trouble again?" Tori scolded her.

"What? Me? No!" Jade tried to sound innocent but her laughter gave it away.

Tori just rolled her eyes and pulled her wife towards the garage, "Come on, troublemaker. We gots to go." Jade just continued laughing all the way to the car, then completely lost it once she sat down. "Ugh, I can't believe I married a child."

Jade gave her a skeptical look, "But…I'm older. So that makes you a child by definition."

"Drive!"

"Yes mistress." Jade was highly amused at this point, as her wife was trying to hide the fact that she was too.

"Honestly though Jade, did you really have to pull that sex stunt again?"

"Yep." Tori just sighed and Jade laughed, "You love me."

"Maybe."

Jade frowned, "I thought we had something!"

Tori gave Jade a skeptical look, which soon had both of them laughing again. Tori pulled Jade over and kissed her, "I really do love you though."

Jade gave her one of her rare genuine smiles, "I love you too." After Kevin pulled out of the driveway in his pickup, Jade reluctantly went the speed limit and followed him, as they wouldn't give her the new address. "Hey, text Kevin would you?" Jade asked Tori.

"Why?"

"Tell him to speed the fuck up or tell me where we're going." "Ooookay."

"16422 Shadowcreek drive." Tori stated, to which Jade immediately sped past Kevin at her usual speed.

It was only when they actually got there did Jade realize the flaw; Kevin had the keys. "Dammit!"

"At least we can look at the outside," Tori mentioned. "Alright alright."

"I'm definitely gonna miss the old house." Tori sighed as they looked at the front.

Jade nodded, "Quite a few memories there."

Tori got a brilliant idea, just as payback. She slowly reached over to Jade's side and tickled her, running away when Jade got mad.

And so, when the guys and Cat arrived, they saw Jade chasing Tori, managing to tackle her a second later. Cat looked over to Kevin with an amused grin, "Those two are absolutely unbelievable. They act like kids then," she looked back at the two, "They make out. What is up with them?"

"They're happy together; they don't care if they're acting like children." Kevin pointed out.

"Let's get this stuff in the house." Ben said as he got out of the truck. After a few minutes the girls finally realized what was happening and went to help. Within about 15 minutes they had most of the furniture set up, or at least ready to set up. About an hour after that, all of the boxes were in the house, so they could begin unpacking when it got dark. Ben and Brad went and set up all of the beds so they'd at least be usable that night. Kevin took care of the ridiculous amount of alcohol and glasses for alcohol. And the girls got all the clothes sorted out to be taken to their respective rooms.

Finally, two hours later, most things were set up, aside from the tower of boxes in the living room of just random decorations. They were relaxing on the couches, which still had plastic on them, as they dined on gourmet pizza. Or delivery, but technicalities don't matter. They were stuck watching a movie, cause they hadn't set up the cable yet, and were rewarding themselves to a glass of Long Island Iced Tea.

After watching The Godfather, with Tori and Cat both falling asleep halfway through, they were finally getting ready for their first night in the new house. Jade and Kevin got their girls into bed, happy that both of their rooms were on the first floor. Those two plus Ben and Brad went to sleep for the night, while Jade and Kevin stayed out in the living room.

"Finally got the new house. Feels good doesn't it?" Kevin said tiredly.

"We worked our asses off for this shit. I'm happy about the safety features, honestly." Jade added.

Kevin nodded, "Got two extra bedrooms here, gonna be a good place for the kid to grow up."

"How do you feel, bein' a to-be father?"

He thought a moment, "It's kind of awesome, I mean, it's restricting, but having a kid to freely teach all this shit to? Hell yeah!"

Jade laughed, "No kiddin'. It's gonna be interesting seeing how the kid grows up."

"You thinkin' about kids yet?"

"Oh hell no. You and Cat have a kid, that's fine, Cat can stay home. But Tori and I havin' a kid? Not possible. I'm not giving up this life yet."

He laughed, "Fair enough. Leavin' on tour in two weeks, you as stoked as I am?"

"If not more, I've wanted this since the first time I picked up a guitar."

"You've always been a good player, that's for sure. Just got that ear for music, a natural."

"Aww, Kev." Jade joked as she hugged Kevin.

Kevin laughed as Jade let go, "We should probably get to bed."

"Yeah, if Tori realizes I'm not there she'll freak out."

Jade gave Kevin a genuine hug, "Love you though."

"Love you too kiddo," Kevin said, hugging her back.

The two picked up the rest of their dishes and just dumped them in the sink before departing for bed.

The girls had made it official two weeks ago in a private wedding, and after much arguing and promises, Jade got to wear jeans to said wedding. Regardless of attire, it was a special occasion and a cherished memory. Kevin had indeed knocked up Cat before they were even a 'thing', but that was changed before they even knew. They aren't currently planning a wedding, but are thinking about the kid to come. Ben and Brad both found stable girlfriends and were happy with the new arrangements. Their international tour is going to take off in two weeks, and the band couldn't be happier.

A/N: Seems more like an 'end' than the previous chapter. Again, this wasn't planned at all, so it was mostly humorous dialogue. The sequel is in progress, so we'll see about that one. Either way, hoped you enjoyed!