How to be a Yoshi fan

Author's Note: It's another "How to be a Someone fan" fanfic! And this one's on your most lovable friend, Yoshi! Hurray! You better enjoy! Or you won't get my virtual cookies! ...Oh, I can't be mad at you guys! Have some virtual cookies… Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Nintendo!

Chapter 1: Let's begin, shall we?

Step 1: Have a large nose.

Step 2: Be able to eat every single food IN THE WORLD!

Step 3: Eat your enemies! Note: When nature takes its course… it's not gonna look pretty.

Step 4: Be featured as a Chibi!

Step 5: When you eat something/someone, poop out eggs to throw! Note: We are not responsible if you happen to lay baby chicks and you throw the eggs.

Step 6: Have a long tongue. Note: The tongue should at least be as long as your body.

Step 7: Become multi-colored!

Step 8: Be able to do flutter-jumps!

Step 9: Become naked! Note: But you must wear boots.

Step 10: Be able to blow fire! Note: We are also not responsible if you happen to suddenly burst into flames.