THE LITTLE PRINNY WHO WOULDN'T EXPLODE

By Dr. Seussifer

Once upon a time there was a little Prinny.
He scrubbed the toilet like all good little Prinnies.
He said dood like all good little Prinnies.

But the little Prinny wouldn't explode.

"How strange." thought the Prinny Instructor. "How can we get the little Prinny to explode?"

"Let me try!" said the Archangel, "I will make him explode with love!"
The Archangel hugged the little Prinny and sang of peace and happiness.
Everyone felt nauseous from the Love Freak's display.

But the little Prinny wouldn't explode.

"Let me try!" said the Dark Hero, "I will make him explode with popularity!"
The Dark Hero gave the little Prinny an autograph and performed in a concert.
Fangirls swarmed the Dark Hero, and took his hair to make voodoo dolls.

But the little Prinny wouldn't explode.

"Let me try!" said the Honor Student, "I will make him explode with science!"
The Honor Student performed unspeakable acts of horror upon the little Prinny.
The little Prinny now had a rocket-propelled beak, and could shoot lasers from his flippers.

But the little Prinny wouldn't explode.

"Let me try!" said the Beauty Queen, "I can make the little Prinny explode!"
The Beauty Queen strapped dynamite and C4 to the little Prinny.

"Fire in the hole!" said the Beauty Queen.

And the little Prinny exploded.

THE END