Hello everyone, I haven't updated this fic in a while. New semester, all that crap. This is the last chapter, don't judge

Lustful Scent

Chapter 9

It's been a week since Kamijou got laid by Kanzaki and Itsuwa. He had been getting head by Mikoto, her flower beret friend, Misaki, and Index too afterwards. Currently, only Itsuwa and Index remain in the apartment, because Kaori had to go back to England for some Anglican mission, Misaka and Misaki both we back to school, out of suspicion, Saten also went back to her own school, leaving Touma alone with two other girls.

It's the early morning, Itsuwa finally gets up covered in dry cum from last night's banging. She is naked, and sees an apron and puts it around herself, and starts cooking breakfast.

Touma is awaken by the fresh smell of bacon and eggs, he gets up and sees Itsuwa and Index eating breakfast. Our protagonist, seeing the naked apron Itsuwa walks up to her and kisses her and says, "Good morning," and starts to eat breakfast.

Itsuwa then says, "Kamijou-san, sorry for taking a week out of your life for doing indecent things, now I have to be on my way back to England for repenting," she then walks to Touma, "bye" she kisses him again. Itsuwa then rushes to the bathroom to get changed.

Index then says, "Say Touma, why were the girls eating your sausage, and then dipping it into their holes?"

"Ummmm, you'll understand when you go to High School," Touma trying to avoid the truth.

"Speaking of high school," Index declares, "how come you didn't go for a week?"

Kamijou quickly just dropped his fork, and says, "Damn it Index! Why didn't you tell me?" Touma quikly picks up his uniform and runs into the bathroom."

"Stupid Index, not telling me about school, I'm already way behind in the class, now I'll just shower an-" Touma thinks but then opens the shower up, seeing a naked Itsuwa.

"Sorry Kamijou-san, I should've locked the door," she says.

Touma realizing what happened, then just starts laughing, "It's alright, I'm in a hurry too, let's take a shower together!"

They took a shower together, but first locked the door, making sure Index doesn't barge right in and bites his head.

Itsuwa left the apartment after the shower, kissing Touma before.

Touma then decides to leave with the special lunch she gave him, and leaves for school. He finally opens the door, after being gone from the outside for a week, and notices that everything looks peaceful.

"Any second now, some bad luck will happen," Touma thought when he sees Tsuchimikado coming out of his door with a pissed off expression on his face.

"Oi, Kami-yan," He calls. "You were gone for a week, and you spend it on having sex with many women, even Komoe-sensei was crying when she found out,"

Touma froze and realized that sensei will have to find out eventually. "Whatever Tsuchimikado, let's just go,"

Kamijou and Tsuchimikado entered the classroom, when they saw Touma.

Aogami ran up to him, and nudged his elbow and asked, "Kami-yan, we heard you built up a harem, did you get laid?" he asked our Kami-yan.

"Uhhhh-"Touma was about to respond when he gets punched on the head by Fukiyose from the back, saying.

"Kamijou! You miss a week of class fooling around with girls, made the sensei cry, and now you have the NERVE to enter the class casually"

"Fukou Da!" Touma screams.

A loli pink haired teacher then enters the classroom, "Simmer down students," Komoe then notices Kamijou, and then gets teary, "Kamijou-chan! Detention for missing class!"

The entire classroom then glares at Touma for making the sensei cry, and once again he yells his catchphrase, Fukou Da!"

Itsuwa is at the airport, when all of a sudden a messenger comes holding a dry change of clothes.

"Miss Itsuwa of Amakusa?" the messenger asks, Itsuwa nods ad receives a letter.

"Dear Itsuwa,

You're officially registered as a High School student to watch over Kamijou Touma. You start your first day today. Also woo him with your school uniform, *wink*

Tatemiya Saiji"

"That bastard," she thought despite being secretly happy.

It's after lunch and the students are going back to class.

"Class, we are told last minute that we'll have a new student, who's a female. I was told she was specifically put in this class," she then stares at a confused Kamijou, "congratulations you hungry wolves, sorry you cute kittens, desu." The door then slides open, "well if you look at that, she's here, welcome to our class, Itsuwa. Now please tell us about yourself, and then sit beside Kamijou-chan there," she points to Touma's seat.

Itsuwa then starts talking about herself, "Hi, I'm Itsuwa, and I was born in the Kumokoto Prefecture. I studied abroad in England for a few months. I hope we can be friends." She then runs towards Kamijou and smiles at him.

The entire male population in the class then glares at him, mad about how he attracts women all the time.

School is over, and Itsuwa an Touma were walking home together.

"Say, why did you transfer here?" Kamijou asks.

"I was told by the church that I have to be on a mission to protect you, so I'm in disguise at a high school student." She then kisses Touma without question.

"Hey what was that for?" he then asks, "I appreciate it, but you just surprise me.

Itsuwa then replies, "since I'm disguised at a high schooler, might as well be your bodyguard-girlfriend eh?"

"Good point, hey wanna buy dinner? Index will probably kill me if I don't-" he gets shocked on the back.

"I did it, I did it!" a Misaka Mikoto says, after she shocked an annoyed Kamijou, she then looks at Itsuwa and says, "hey why do you have him"

Itsuwa then smirks, and says, "I'm his girlfriiiiiend." Then she brings Touma up and kisses him passionately.

Misaka turns red and was about to go attack, when Touma and Itsuwa disappear.

Awaki came home from school after another day of detention for dressing inappropriately.

"Stupid teachers, I do my homework, and I'm a Level 4, but noooo my outfit is too exposing. Shota-chan would say otherwise."

The red headed exhibitionist gets a call from her phone then, "Hello she says,"

"Musujime-chan, in your mail, there's your pay as a reward for our GROUP mission, bye." The phone hung up on her.

Awaki then opens her mail an sees her envelope with money in it. "Shota-chan, looks like your nee-chan is gonna buy you a gift."

Touma and Itsuwa reach home, and see Index watching TV with Sphinx on her head.

Index sees Itsuwa and glares at Touma, "Touma why did you bring home another woman, am I not enough?"

Itsuwa then says, "I'm his girlfriend, and I'm gonna be cooking dinner for the three of us,"

Index then says, "I approve" she puts her thumbs up doing her cat smile.

Touma then thinks, "Sometimes, being unfortunate can lead to true happiness," he then kisses Itsuwa passionately, and eats dinner later.

The End

Well how was the ending? Was it funny? And don't worry, you're not supposed to find out what Crowley was upto, it'll remain a mystery forever.

I'm planning on writing a Fairy Tail fic about the protagonists going to an alternate world with science instead of magic (no crossover) review to show your opinions