A/N: My first fanfic, pleeeeease take it easy on me. If people like, maybe I'll post another chapter. Enjoy! (Or not)

"Howard, you seriously had to fart on my ninja mask?" Yelled Randy. "Take it easy Cunningham, all you need to do is wash it a few dozen times." Replied Howard. "A FEW DOZEN TIMES?! HOWARD, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING?!" Yelled Randy yet again. Howard shrugs and walks away. "Ugh." Randy took a whiff of the mask and faints to complete darkness.

The next morning he wakes up in his bed and looks at the time. "10:00? Howard seriously needs to see a doctor." He picks up the Ninja Nomicon, opens it and immediately gets sucked in. Randy falls through pages of Japanese art and doodles of what seems to be ninjas. He falls into a forest, below him are more Japanese words. Words start flying out of nowhere that says "When the Ninja has succeeded in the basics, the Ninja is now ready to learn the forbidden arts"

"That is so, BRUCE! Is there like, a Ninja flip punch, or, or a dragon flame super-punch? That would be the CHEESE!" Randy then gets kicked out and reverts out of the Nomicon. "That is the cheese!"

In the Sorcerer's cave,

"Ahh, what a wonderful day for chaos, Hahahahahaha!" "Squeak" "What is it? Can't you see I'm laughing very evil right now?" "Squeak" "So the One has returned?" "Squeak" "Hmmm. Wait. I smell a, hint of depression, and a dash of fear. Perfect, I will SOON BE FREE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Okay, I'm sorry for farting on your mask." Said Howard glumly. "It's okay, I forgive you." "Now Cunningham, Behold, the Ultimate meat-ball sub. Randy stares in awe as he saw the nearly 500 inch meat-sub. "Wait, Howard, How did you fit that in your bag?" "Trade secret" replied Howard, Just then, a stanked student came barging through the wall, it seemed to look like a green monster with snake hands. "Oh, Howard, look at the time, Its Ninja O- Clock." "Lame" responded Howard. As Howard prepares to eat the meat-ball sub, Randy rushes to the Boys Washroom and puts on the mask, becoming the famous defender of Norrisville high, The Ninja. The Ninja rushes out into the cafeteria and immediately pulls out his sword. Come on, think, what could the item this student holds most dear? He spots a Phone with green mist around in its pocket and immediately charges. But the monster smacks him to the side and roars. "Ninja Tripping Balls!" He threw down a grey ball which separated into many small balls. The Stanked student trips and falls on its back. "Ninja destroy the phone!" He cuts it in half with his sword and the stanked student reverts back to normal. "Man, I was all like- Smoke-Bomb!" He threw down a smoke bomb and causes a cloud of smoke, and disappears, but the real evil has just begun….