Hello, this is my first time ever writing a fanfic. And um, yeah. Enjoy, I guess? xD I hope I don't over explain and stuff.
I do not own ANYTHING. And I do not mean to OFFEND anyone IF I do. And, yeah. c:

Chapter 1

Len's P.O.V

I was deep in thought.

I sighed in annoyance as I laid down on my bed. Sure, chicks were hot, especially the girls in the Vocaloid mansion, but let's face it, they start getting clingy after a few weeks and will start listing thousands of things they want to do that week, and even talk about the future and marriage! I'm only 14! The last thing I wanted to think about was all these commitments of love for each other. I want out. I want freedom. But I can't with my 3rd girlfriend that month.

"Ugh, guess I have to tell her it's over." I muttered to myself, I felt great relief when I broke up with a girl, yet it pained me to do so, especially with that playboy attitude I always had to give. It isn't my fault that I have this personality. I can never go back to the cheery, flamboyant boy I used to be, not after experiencing that trauma two years ago...

No. Stop thinking about that. You've gotten over that.

What's the point looking for her if it's going to take me 20 minutes to actually find her? The mansion is so huge, the more Vocaloids that are created, the more huge the mansion gets! They should stop making anymore! Especially the female Vocaloids who only like me for my talent, good looks and charm…

I quickly snatched my phone from my bedside table and dialled her number, it didn't even ring once, and already she answered...

"Heeeey Lenny~" Her annoying high-pitched voiced cooed out. "Why are you calling me~? We live in the same house! You silly banana! Do you want me to come to you room? I can bring you some banana chips and I can watch you play your video games if you wish~! And after that we can go to the movies and watch Choose Me! It's a Romantic Comedy, you'll love it~! And after that…'

"Yeah, um, Lily, we're through." I ran my hand through my hair as I thought of ways to let her down, the playboy yet easy way.

She stopped talking, and there was silence for a few moments, she was most probably processing what I just said. She did respond though, still trying to make the relationship work. "W-What? W-W-Why? Did I bring the wrong flavoured chips yesterday? Am I too loud during the things we do at night…? Or-"

"I've had my fun with you, you were great all those nights, but now I'm bored of you, it's time we split and I start dating another girl"

It's time for the heartbreaker's special move…

"You're better off being a slut, bitch." And with that, I hung up the phone up, and threw it on my bed.

Way to let her down easy…

I furrowed my eyebrows and sighed. Why was I so mean? I know I want to be the person I used to be, and I know everyone would like the old me than the new me, so, why won't I change? The more girls I date, the more meaner I get. Why? Why does this happen to me?

Because the old you was way too naive and was easy to be taken advantage of. You was a huge shota, and you still have to dress like one for the fans… You also trusted people straight away… Ugh. UGH. Quit thinking about it Len!

There wasn't much for me to do at this point, so I went to the gaming room, and played Tekken Tag Tournament 2 to my heart's content. Lily came around me, and kept asking for another chance, and then Yuzuki Yukari, Nekomura Iroha and even Kaai Yuki came to me and asked if I could be their next boyfriend. Ugh, talk about clingy brats! Why can't I just have alone time?! Why not crush on Kaito or VY2 or any other male Vocaloid? It drived me insane! I shook my head, pushing the girls away from me. "Leave me alone!"

"Aw~ But why?" Asked the purple female Vocaloid.

"We love you~" Said the youngest female Vocaloid.

"Why can't you pick me?" Questioned the Vocaloid that represented Hello Kitty.

"BECAUSE I SAID NO!" I ran out of the gaming room, not even bothering to turn off the T.V and Nintendo Wii U, not giving a damn if I lost and got ranked down.

I was about to run to my room and just play my 3DS, but then the doorbell rang on my way to my room, shrugging, I walked to the door, because I was really close to it. The second I put my hand on the door knob, every Vocaloid came out in their official designed clothes. What was happening? Don't tell me… Today was the day…

The new English Vocaloid was moving into the Vocaloid Mansion.

Um, yeah. That was my first chapter, review and stuff.. So I know if I should continue or not. (I've already written like 13 chapters so if you review, it'll be up quickly!) If the spacing is weird, do not blame me! It should be fixed (if there is a problem) by the next chapter!

Bye for now~