Alright. I've finally decided to do This.

North woke up, feeling just off. From the moment his head came off the pillow, he could tell something was wrong.

For one thing, his room certainly looked different.

And a cartoonish pink pony was staring him in the face.

"HI!" It said.

"GAH!" North yelped "Jack, this is not funny!" He said.

The pony frowned.

"Who's Jack? Is he your imaginary friend?! Can I meet him?!" She asked.

North pulled himself up. Then he saw his feet.

Only they weren't feet... They were hooves. In boots.

He let out a bellow that could have shattered a window.

"Whoa! You're Santa pony!" the pony exclaimed.

"What has happened?!" North asked. He got out of bed and tried to walk out to the globe room. But walking on two legs when you're a pony isn't easy. So he just gave up on that and went on all fours.

He ran to check the globe. But the globe wasn't there.

In fact, the entire Pole looked different. It was all pink. And seemed to be a bakery.

"Where in Manny's name are we?" he asked exasperatedly.

"You're in Ponyville!" the pink pony said "I'm Pinkie Pie! I know everyone in thos town! But I've never seen you before! You must be new! Which means you're probably lonely.. And REAAAALLLLYYYY sad! I'll be your friend!"

"Sandy, this is not funny..." North said.

He caught a glimpse of his reflection. Staring back at him was a white pony with a beard, a red and brown furry coat, a furry black hat, and his usual black boots.

"This is... Unusual.." He muttered as he trotted outside into what appeared to be a town square.

A green-blue pegasus with peachy colored wings was hovering above the clump of other colorful ponies. She had a picture of a tooth on her flank, and her mane and tail were spiky green blue and yellow.

North frowned.

"Tooth?" He called out. The pegasus flew over to him, followed by several other little pegasi, obviously the little Tooth helpers.

"North!" Tooth exclaimed "Oh, it's good to find someone familiar... I've been talking to the locals.."

One of the little pegasi giggled

"We're in a place called Equestria!" she said happily.

"That's right, Ahava.." Tooth said.

"Your fairies have names?" North asked.

Tooth nodded

"Usually we don't use them because they don't speak English...I don't know why they can talk English all of a sudden."

Pinkie Pie hopped over

"You two know each other?!" She asked.

"Yes" North and Tooth said. The little baby teeth pegasi tittered happily, and one of them nudged Tooth.

"What is it, Ahava?" She asked.

The little pegasus frowned

"I'm Chirp!" She complained.

"Sorry, my dear.. You all look alike." Tooth said apologetically.

"I see Sandy!" Chirp exclaimed.

Sure enough, there was a chubby little glittery golden unicorn who was quickly making its way to them. He had a picture of a little dream cloud on his flank

"Ah! Sandy!" North said.

The unicorn waved, and squinted, little sparks coming out of his horn.

"Looks like you're actually going to have to talk, Sandy..." Tooth said.

The unicorn frowned and shook his head. He began making all these hand gestures.

"Sandy... Talk please" North said.

The unicorn took a breath, as if he was going to start speaking. Then he closed his mouth and shook his head.

Tooth frowned

"Where are Bunny and Jack?" She asked

Sandy and North shrugged.

Will Bunny and Jack make an appearance? Will Sandy ever talk? WILL I FINALLY GET A LIFE?! Find out in the next installment of... *drumroll* HELP! I'm A Pony!