A/N:I guess this'll be a little diary entry/sort of based on Oz the B-rabbit (Oz of 100 years ago as opposed to Oz VESSALIUS, the human we know and love. I noticed no one bothered to do a diary/POV of him and what he thinks. It'll be quite funny, I swear.

Chapter 1: In which I am abducted from my home

Day 1

I do not know what has happened. I was sitting on my comfortable wooden shelf for one moment, and then another, one of those evil human creatures comes and plucks me off and gives me away to a girl with red eyes like me. She's dressed in all...PURPLE? What sort of fashion statement was she trying to make?

'Help,' I cry out to my other friends, Edgar, Edwin, and Elliot. They all ignore me. Oh no, why is there another rabbit that looks just like me? I must've been cloned. Oh no!

She cradles me in her arms gently and runs out with us. The girl is certainly different than ordinary people, I mean how many people actually treat us stuffed animals with gentleness and kindness? Most of them would rather step on a cute rabbit like me!

Oh, the woes we stuffed animals suffer. But it's for the best, I say. For the best. I try to move around, but realize I am being paralyzed by the black-haired girl. How come her stuffing doesn't come out of her when she moves? It does for me, ever since that stupid boy with the red eye thought it'd be funny to stab me as a prank.

The store owner spent a while fixing me up after that. I was grateful, of course. I just can't speak. Hence why now that this girl named Elsie, no, Spacey, no...Lacie, has abducted me from my home, I shall now explore my territory and figure out how to escape from this weird place.

There's some creepy white-haired man waiting for us. He looks at me and smiles, which freaks me out.

"Lacie, your rabbit is moving." He says.

'Crap,' I say mentally.

"Your imagination, Glen," She says.

'What's a Glen?' I ask, but she doesn't answer. Of course, she doesn't have instant telepathy like the rest of the stuffed animal population does. We talk, you just don't bother to listen.

Well, now we're covered in weird golden lights. Is it Christmas time again in Sablier? I sure hope not...I hate the children. They once put my best friend, Gilly on a Christmas tree, only for him to catch on fire when the lights shorted. I will never forget that day.

My eyes were unblinking, well I don't blink my eyes, so I was unblinking. Make sense?

Ah, it's Tinkerbell! No, it's not Tinkerbelle, she hovers over me and suddenly things become a lot more clear. Have I been given life?

The girl is a lot more visible. She's prettier from this angle, too. Long black hair, crimson eyes like my own, and definitely the kind of owner I'd like to...um, well I suppose that can't be attained now, can it?

'Only if you happen to meet her daughters from the future and fall to pieces bringing an unstable psychopath memories of her, and then become a real boy-er, chain and then destroy the world and lose your memories and steal his body without paying rent,' The voice of the Cord of the Abyss says to me, softly. No, wait, it's Cortex of the Abyss, er Corn. Never mind.

I spend the rest of the day down with the golden ball staring at me, and swinging me around. My poor, poor, arms and legs.

The girl is Lacie. Her brother is Oswald. He looks like a crow. He smells funny, too-no, wait, that's Glen who does. He needs to wash his hair-er, fur. My name is...well, I'm just a black rabbit doll. Dolly? No, too girly. I am definitely a dude rabbit. I just hope she won't put bow ties on me or something, how I hate this stupid bow on me. Get it off, it's demeaning to my masculinity!

Rabby? Blackie? Blackabbit? Blackabbit sounds cool. But none of them sort of define me.

"Os, stop fooling around!" Lacie cries at her brother, Oswald.

Os, no, what about Oz? That'd be a cool name to have. Just Oz, or the Rabbit Formerly Known as Oz. I only wish she would give me a name. That'd be cool. All we stuffed animals want is attention-wait, hang on a second, she's coming back with a pair of scissors, talking about how she'd like to shave my fur?

Heaven help me, this girl is crazy!