Hello, Williamgbirkin here to bring you the first chapter of my third story, A Fox And A Cat Make What?!

Few things about this story;

Naruto will not rap

I'll try with Kirabi, but no promises

Yugito will be the same age as Naruto, even though she's thirty in Shippuden

Naruto will not learn the Raiton no Yoroi(Lightning armor)

Neither will he learn the Kuroi Kaminari (Black lightning)

Naruto will be an adopted younger brother of the Raikage

Naruto will have the Shoton(Crystal release)

Naruto will know his heritage

I hope you enjoy!

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"Jutsu": Human Speech

'Jutsu': Human Thought

"Jutsu": Demon/Summon Speech

'Jutsu': Demon/Summon Thought

"Jutsu": Jutsu

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Slightly Unnecessary Exposition

In the beginning, there was nothing but war. People knew nothing else but death, whether by the hands of the enemy, or the...something...of the being known as the jubi, the ten-tailed beast. One day, a man who later became known as the Rikudo Sennin, the sage of six paths, came upon the Jubi and defeated it in single combat, becoming it's first, and only ever, jinchuriki. The man spent many years as such, and as the years went, he began to teach people the secrets of chakra, and spreading his religion and philosophies. Knowing his death would release the Jubi to rampage once again, he split the being into nine parts, and flung it's body into the sky to become the moon. Just before he died, he asked his children what the secret to peace was. His oldest child, a son, who inherited the sage's eyes, stated that power was needed for peace. His youngest son, who inherited his body, stated that love was needed for peace. However, there was a third child, that no one seems to remember. A middle child, a daughter, who inherited the sage's mind, said that understanding, whether to harm or help, was needed for peace. After hearing these answers, the sage decided that his youngest child was deserving of being his successor. While the daughter accepted the decision, and sided with her younger sibling, the eldest child, overcome with bitterness and jealousy, began to war against his brother, though he still loved his sister. This feud continued even to their descendants, the Uchiha, the Senju, and the Uzumaki.

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Actual Story

"I can't believe that I actually got away, now it is time for Kirabi to play." Mused a man traveling through a forest by himself.

"I can't believe you think this is worth getting the Aian curo (Iron claw)."

Okay, maybe he's not technically alone.

The man was Kirabi, the jinchuriki of the Hachibi, the eight tailed demon ox.

Kirabi was a rather tall dark skinned man with a large muscular build, white hair, and a goatee. He had the kanji for iron on his right shoulder as well as a pair of bull horns of his left cheek. As for clothing, he wore oval sunglasses, fingerless white gloves, a white clothed hitai-ate with cloud engravings, a pure white, one shouldered flak jacket with a red rope tied like a belt, and no shirt. He also wore a white scarf around his neck, and had a grey block strapped to his back, in which were sheathed seven blades (1).

Just before he was going to respond, a loud roar was heard throughout the forest.

"That was the roar of one of my kind! Is there a jinchuriki doing battle?" wondered the Hachibi, who will from now on be called by his name, Gyuki.

'I don't doubt, think I should check it out?'

"I wouldn't, but knowing you, you won't shut up about it if you don't find out." Responded Gyuki, preparing himself for battle.

'Fo sho, yo!'

"Just hurry up...And stop that idiotic rapping!"

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Scene Of Battle

When Kirabi arrived, the only reason he didn't have a heart attack was because of the Hachibi.

The reason being the blonde hokage, Namikaze Minato, and one of the most beautiful women Kirabi had ever seen were impaled by the gigantic claw of the Kyubi no kitsune, keeping it from killing a baby with the same red hair as the woman, though it was stylized in the same manner as Minato.

"HOLY SHIT! HOW DID KYUBI GET OUT?" screamed Gyuki, knowing that even if he and Kriabi beat the Kyubi, they would probably die from injuries soon afterwards.

"Why you screaming fool? It's getting sealed, so it's all cool." Rhymed Kirabi, snapping the ox out of it's daze, showing that the baby was on an altar, a seal that the dark-skinned man could instinctively tell was much better than his.

"Kushina...We're not going to last much longer, if you want to tell him something, you have to do so now." Minato told her, the words she then spoke, and the fact that she barely speak more that three at a time almost made Kirabi burst into tears, as he wrote them down.

"Naruto. Don't be a picky eater...eat heartily...so you can grow big and strong! Take a bath...every day...and keep warm. Also...don't stay up late...get enough sleep. Don't forget...to make friends...either. You don't...need a lot...just a few you can trust...with your life. Study hard...and practice...your jutsu. Respect your senseis...at the academy! And...be careful about...the three ninja...vices. Don't borrow...or lend money. Save what you get...from missions. Don't drink...until you're twenty...or too much. I'm a woman...so I don't understand...being in a...relationship with one...but you will...find yourself...interested in one. Don't fall for...a strange one! Find a woman...like me."

"Beware of Jiraiya-sensei, is what she's trying to say." Joked Minato.

"Naruto… you're going to experience a lot of pain and suffering. Remember who you are! Find a goal… a dream… and don't stop trying until it comes true. There's… there's so much more that I want to say… to teach you… I want to stay with you… I love you."

And with that, the Kyubi was sealed, and the Hokage and his wife passed away.

Looking around, Kirabi noticed that there was no one around, and so entered the clearing, and picked up the baby Naruto. Holding out his finger for the infant to grab, he examined the boy, taking in his blue eyes, the whisker marked cheeks, and the open gash that went from his left temple to his right jaw angle (2), going along one of said whisker marks, where the two of them had apparently failed to prevent harm from coming to him.

"You gonna kill him?" Asked Gyuki.

'I don't really know, but if we give the kyubi to bro, then maybe he won't give us any woe.'

"That probably wouldn't work. Remember how many people I killed last time I was out? Can you imagine the one being more powerful than me on the loose in Kumo. Plus your Tekko fuin (Iron armour seal) wouldn't hold him for very long, and that's the epitome of Kumo's fuinjutsu. This seal is the work of the Uzumaki, so you won't find anything better. I would recommend you take him back to the village and raise him as a shinobi of Kumo."

'That sounds real cool, and if bro don't accept, he'd be a big fool. We could also give lil' two a friend, and maybe they'll be something else by the end.' rapped Kirabi as he shot off towards his home.

"That sounds like it might work. AND STOP RAPPING!"

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Kumogakure No Sato

"Yo bro, I'm back and I got a fresh flow! AHHHH!" Rapped Kirabi, until his brother, a tall, dark-skinned man with massive muscles, combed back pure white hair, beard, and mustache, named Ei, grabbed his face.

"Aian curo!"

"AH! Stop! Stop! You'll hurt the baby!" Shouted the victim, making his brother instantly let go.

"May I hold him?" asked Ei. When the jinchuriki gave up the child, the Ei called his assistant, who took the baby from him.

"Aian curo!"

"You should have probably seen that coming." Remarked Gyuki from within his seal.

"First you leave the village, and when you come back, you have a child? Even you couldn't fuck up that much!" Shouted the Raikage, waking baby Naruto, and making him cry.

"Raikage-sama." Admonished his secretary, getting a bowed head from the giant.

"I'm sorry." Ei told the woman with a bowed head, causing the woman to pat him on the head like an animal.

"That's alright, just don't do it again." She responded, before she went back into the corner, gently rocking the baby

"I still want to know how she does that."

'You and me both'

"Explain." Demanded Ei as he sat back at his desk.

Ten Minutes Later

"So let me get this straight. You abandon the village, go to Hi no kuni, go close to Konoha, just happen upon the site of Namikaze Minato and a woman named Kushina being impaled upon the claw of the Kyubi no kitsune, watched 'Naruto' become the jinchuriki of the Kyubi, and then you decided to bring him here and raise him to be a Kumo shinobi. Are you insane?! We're going to have to prepare the border in case someone followed you! What if you were seen by somebody? What if they recognize the child? What are we going to do when he's older, and Konoha wants the Kyubi back? YOU FUCKING IDIOT!" Shouted the large man, once again waking Naruto, and getting hi scolded by his assistant.

"B, let me take over." asked Gyuki.

"Ei, I can answer all of your questions. First of all, the only I could sense were Minato and the Kushina woman. Second, I made sure that we weren't followed. Third, we covered our tracks well. Fourth, how could they recognize the child? He doesn't look enough like Minato to really matter, and if they say he looked like the Kushina woman, we could simply say we found him on a mission. Think about it. And finally, he's young enough that you could raise him as your own to be one of your shinobi, instead of extracting the biju and implanting it in someone else. That jar of yours may well be a paper door to Kyubi, and considering how many I killed last time I was out, just think of what the only one stronger than me could do. As for how he came to posses the fox, you could simply say that Kyubi attacked the village at some point in the near future. Plus, another jinchuriki would exponentially raise Kumo's power! It's perfect!" Reasoned the oni, a contemplative look appearing on Ei's face.

"This might work out...You're sure that you weren't followed?" He asked, his brother nodding. "Very well. Naruto will be adopted into the family, and we'll put him in the academy when the time comes...Incidentally, what's his surname?"

"Uzumaki." Said Gyuki near instantly, surprising his container.

'And just how do you know that? Answer quick, or bro'll make me go splat!'

"Just trust me."

"Gyuki says Uzumaki's the gaki's name. He won't tell me how he knows, for shame."

"Uzumaki huh? That must be the girl my father tried to have kidnapped a few years ago." Mused Ei. He then picked up Naruto, and held him up in the air. "Welcome to the family, Uzumaki Naruto. You will be a proud Kumo shinobi." He then handed him to his brother.

"Welcome to the family little bro. Imma teach you my sick flow!" Stated Kirabi proudly as he held the infant.

"NO!"

"NO!"

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And that's the end of the first chapter!

Sorry it's so short, but it's more of a preview.

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1: He looks like this during the flashback with Minato, so...yeah.

2: The part at the back where it goes from being horizontal, to being vertical. Or you could just google it.

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Quote of the day (from one of my top three favorite games ever):

Thy next foe is... The vast desert lands... A giant trail drifts through the sky... Thou art not alone.

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Stay tuned for the next chapter of A Fox And A Cat Make What?:

This concludes experiment log no. 5054