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'First day as a Devil, and all I get to do is hand out flyers? So dull.' Rias had insisted that he'd be excused from school for the day, so he'd have plenty of time to distribute his flyers. With Shunpo, he'd managed get rid of all of his flyers by mid-day, meaning he had plenty of free time.
What to do, though? He hadn't had much time to take note of what restaurants, arcades, and various other amusements were where, as he'd focused on getting rid of the stupid summoning-circles.
"Oi, Ichigoooo!" Huh, how'd that pervert manage to find him?
"Yo, Issei-san. Still handing out flyers?"
"Y-Yeah, I still have half of my stack to get rid of. How about you?"
"All done."
"EHHHH?! How're you so fast!? I know you have a lot of power, but c'mon, speed too?!"
"No need to be jealous. I've just been training for a lot longer than you, Issei. I'm sure you'll be plenty strong if you work at it." The pervert seemed to have plenty of depression issues when it came to those stronger than him. Poor guy.
"R-Right, off I go, then! I still need to finish up! Thanks, Ichigo!"
…And there went that small form of entertainment. What to do now?
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After a minute more of deliberation, Ichigo found himself back at the clubhouse, where he figured there'd be something, anything, that could stave off the mind-numbing boredom.
"Yo, minna-san!" He called as he entered.
"Senpai." There was Koneko, eating a cookie this time.
"Good afternoon, kouhai-kun." Akeno was eying him like a predator, nothing new.
"Done already, Ichigo? My, you're quite fast." Rias seemed to be all smiles, as usual.
"Hai. With all that's happened to me, I had to develop my speed." Laying himself out over the free space next to Koneko, Ichigo closed his eyes partially, deciding to enjoy the atmosphere. It felt nice, being surrounded by those he could at least consider comrades again.
'Wonder where Kiba-san is?'
[Probably getting a contract with one of those obsessed women from your school. He doesn't quite have the demeanor needed to only attract strong women.]
'I almost feel sorry for the boy. Almost.'
'Your merge with Hollow-kun is showing through, Zangetsu-ossan.'
'Hush, Ichigo.'
"Ara, is something funny, kouhai-kun?"
"G-Gah! What the hell're you doing, Akeno-san!" Had he really been so distracted by his inner conversation? Somehow, Akeno had managed to slip her lap beneath his head, giving him a nice, underside view of her clothed breasts.
"Is the Vice-President not allowed to sit where she wants in her own club? My, you're a rude kouhai."
What the hell? Was everyone in this town a pervert in a way? If it kept going this way, he'd surely have a heart attack before he turned 17!
"N-No, I don't have a problem with your choice of a seat. I was just caught off guard, that's all!"
"Good, good…" Akeno's face brightened, as though she had an idea. "Would it be alright to run my hands through your hair, kouhai-kun?"
"E-EHHH?!"
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'Why me, God…? Fuck, my head!' Thinking about God seemed to cause extreme headaches, so he made a note mentally to stop doing so. Why he'd thought of such a being in the first place, was because not only Akeno, but Rias and even Koneko had decided to amuse themselves with his shaggy hair.
"Oh my, do you use conditioner, kouhai-kun?"
"Such a soft feel, he must. My servant really takes care of himself."
"Senpai's hair is dope."
"…"
Apparently, Koneko was pretty 'hip' and 'with the times'.
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"Hai, hai. Your wish is my command."
"Sugoi! Ichigo-kun is my butler for the day!"
During the assault on Ichigo's hair, he'd been saved by the fact that he'd been summoned. Well, not really saved, seeing as he'd went from being molested to being ordered around, by a 'lovestruck' teenage girl.
"Please cook me a meal, Ichigo-kun! Surprise me, I'm sure anything from you will taste like heaven!"
The mention of heaven made his head hurt as well. Either that, or the fact that the girl screamed so loud.
"Hai, right away." 'I feel your pain, Kiba-san…'
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"Easy contract, I suppose." Ichigo said to himself, as he found his way back to the clubhouse. By the looks of it, Issei and Kiba were back, and Issei had an aura of depression coming off him in waves. Rias was explaining something about Fallen Angels, Akeno winked in Ichigo's direction, and Kiba and Koneko gave a small wave.
"…Don't be so arrogant as to assume you can take on a Fallen Angel at the moment, Issei. You still have room to grow as a Devil." Rias finished, a stern look on her face for once.
"Hai, Buchou…"
"Oi, enough of the depressing crap, I got my first contract." For once, a scowl wasn't present on his face, a smirk filling the space.
"Wonderful, Ichigo!"
"As expected of my cute kouhai."
"Good job, Kurosaki-kun."
"Way to go, Senpai."
"Yeah, great… I'll be going home now." Before anyone could stop him, Issei'd left. Well, that was awkward.
"Issei didn't get a contract today, and was almost killed by a Fallen Angel. It's to be expected." Rias explained, noticing Ichigo's confusion.
"Well, you were pretty harsh on him, Buchou." Akeno added, worried for her other kouhai.
"I have to be, to make sure he doesn't just charge off like an idiot to fight anything that moves." Huh, that reminded Ichigo of himself.
"Well, why don't you guys start training him, then? If he's really that susceptible to our current enemies." Having said this, Ichigo made his way out as well.
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'So, when're things supposed to get interesting?' Ichigo pondered as he sat beneath the shower head, feeling his tense muscles slowly relaxing. Really, he needed some kind of action to get rid of this boredom that seemed to follow him around.
[I dunno, partner. All I can say is be patient, and this 'action' will come to you.]
'I'd thought your training within the Dangai had calmed you more than this, Ichigo.'
'Obviously not. The most it did was give me another outlook on things, and a shitload of power.' Turning off the water, Ichigo made to step out of the shower, eager to start another day.
"Here's your towel, Ichigo."
"Ah. Thank you, Rias-" The flow of time seemed to slow, as Ichigo's mind tried to understand what was happening.
"-THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!"
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Now dry, clothed, and thoroughly-embarrassed, Ichigo currently sat on his bed, trying hard to ignore the presence next to him.
'…why, why, why, why, why…' In his thoughts, a chibi-version of himself seemed to have manifested, and was currently curled up in the fetal position, chanting this one word.
"Mou, Ichigo. It's impolite to ignore your Master like this." Cue the poking.
Poke. Poke. Poke. Poooo-
"Oi, enough. What do you want?"
"I simply decided to stop by, see how my handsome Pawn was doing…" The finger she'd used to poke him made circles in his clothed chest, as a coy smile rested on her lips. "And to ask if you'd like to accompany the rest of the group on a Devil hunt tonight."
…Devil hunt? Huh, didn't think he'd hear that from another devil. Apparently, his confusion showed.
"One of the Maou contacted me, informed me of a Stray Devil within the area of my influence, and asked for my peerage to eliminate it. A Stray is a Devil that's forsaken their master. Without the master present, a Stray's powers are likely to spiral out of control, making them a danger to all." With that, her face was all business.
"…Huh. I guess I'll come with. Need something to relieve my boredom." Maybe he'd get to see his fellow peerage's strength.
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Late at night, the light of the moon clashed against an old warehouse, casting ominous shadows over the ground. Windows were busted, cracks formed in the walls, and the door seemed rusted shut.
"It's here, right? The Stray?" Issei seemed eager enough. Better than being depressed.
"Yes. It should be right inside." Rias said, looking her peerage over with a stern, serious expression. "Open the door, Koneko." Eh? Koneko?
"Hai." With the force of a single, tiny fist, the rusted steel doors flew inward, crashing against the ground with a rough 'thud'. So, the First-year of all people was a Rook?
Putting the thought away for later, Ichigo quickly made his way inside, right behind the rest of the group. A swift look around the place showed it was empty. "Oi, where's the Stray? Don't tell me I came along for nothing'."
"…Ufufufufu… Ara, ara. Something smells awful." A distinctly feminine voice reverberated throughout the room. "…And yet, something smells oh-so-sweet at the same time. Could it be?"
"W-What is this…? Buchou?" From eager to nervous, the transition seemed all too easy for Issei.
"Yes, Issei… This is the Stray-"
"Could it be? A couple of cute little Devils for me to snack on?! Don't mind if I do!" From the ceiling, a large form fell, landing with a roaring crash a ways away from the group. At first glance, one would only see the feminine torso up in the air, entranced by her bare, bouncing bosom, if nothing else.
"O-Oppai-sama! Thank you for the generous view- Urghk!" Issei's face met with the ground quite swiftly, courtesy of Koneko's strong, yet tiny fist.
"Baka-hentai."
…If Issei had focused his perverted mind lower, he'd have been scared off immediately. Instead of long, slender, human legs, the thing seemed to be attached to a muscled, equine-looking body. With sharp hooves, more claw-like than was usual for horses.
"Kiba, you're up first." Rias commanded, sounding more like a Master than Ichigo'd heard within the past days.
"Hai, Buchou." Wait, where'd that sword come from…? And then he was off, traveling at fairly decent speeds, in Ichigo's opinion. With a bit of training, the guy could probably last half an hour against his old sensei, Yoruichi. Thinking of the flirty neko caused a blush to form for a brief moment. What a tease she'd been…
"Koneko."
"Of course." The girl's speed was far less than Kiba's, though he was sure speed wasn't her specialty.
Crunch!
He was proven right, as the moment the girl's fist came into contact with the Stray, its flesh had seemed to cave in around her arm, before it was sent flying into the air, where it came down with a gut wrenching 'squelch'.
"Akeno. Go."
"Hai, hai, Buchou. Mou… Stray-san, let's see how long you can last, hm?" There was that hungry, predatory gaze again… As well as another costume change. What was with all the cosplay lately? BDSM, miko-girls… What's next, a nun?
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"A-Achoo! AUUU!" In another location, on the other side of the city, a petite, wholesome-looking girl fell to the ground, after having sneezed. "W-Why did I have to sneeze and trip…? Hauuu…"
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…That settled it, Akeno was a fucking sadist.
"Sorry, Buchou. It seems I got carried away again. Ufufu~" A wink in Ichigo's direction sent a shudder of fear through his body.
"Any last words before you die, Stray?"
"K-Kill… me…"
"Oh? If that's what you want… vanish from this world." A bright blast of red flood the building, as Rias reduced the Stray to ashes. At least Ichigo's 'Master' seemed strong. "We're done here. You're all welcome to go home and rest."
So home, he went.
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Clothed in a simple pair of blue boxers and a white tank-top, Ichigo lay awake in his bed, staring distractedly at the ceiling as he conversed with his partners.
[You need to get laid, kid. You're much too rigid. In a world where nudity is a normality, you'll be killed, despite having Zangetsu and I.]
'If you don't wish to procreate, you'll at least need to come to terms with such open displays of nudity, as I agree with Ddraig-kun.'
'I get it, I really do. With all my power, someone could just flash a pair of tits and I'd end up with my throat slit before I had time to compose myself.' Curse his hormones to hell for causing such weakness.
"Neh, Ichigo… May I sleep with you tonight?" Soft, fleshy pillows pressed against his arm, just as Rias' lips did to his ear. This immediately brought the boy out of his thoughts, though all he could do was sputter nonsense, his mental processes frying.
[This is exactly what I mean, partner. This may be a more extreme circumstance, but it's the same nonetheless.]
'Really, Ichigo. I thought you had more self-control than this.'
Ignoring the remarks of his partners, Ichigo attempted to calm himself, taking in slow, deep breathes. After a minute of this, along with enduring the feel of naked breasts against him, Ichigo turned his gaze to his 'Master'.
"Hai. Just don't try anything funny while I'm asleep, Rias." And with that, he was out like a light. A faint dribble of blood escaped one of his nostrils, as he was no longer conscious to stem the flow.
Giggling to herself at the sight, Rias made herself comfortable against her cute servant, hugging to his arm tightly. 'Maybe… You'll be the one to stop Riser…' She thought, rather gloomily, as she drifted off.
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Chapter 4 done! And I managed to not start on the stuff with Asia right away!
More Sacred Gear mutations/general power suggestions for Issei are highly appreciated. Along with Twice Critical, I suppose he could come into possession of another Gear later.
I know, Ichigo doesn't need MORE speed from using the Promotion: Knight! But, I thought by now we'd realize this is an Overpowered!Ichigo kinda deal.
Honestly, I haven't thought much on what familiar Ichigo would get. I suppose I could leave that up to you guys as well. PM me or leave it in a review!
Finally, we come to the suggestions for Ichigo's harem. Keep in mind, your suggestions can range from any number of ladies from either of the series being crossed over. So that's a lot of women to choose from!
Currently, I've had quite a few girls suggested, so I'll list'em so you know who not to suggest, as I'm already considering them.
Kateria Leviathan
Xenovia
Rossweisse
Ravel Phenex
Ophis
Nelliel Tu Oderschvank
Inoue Orihime
Bambietta Basterbine
So many more can be suggested~
Seeya next time.