Short one-shot involving Sage and Tobias… Tobias will most likely be attacked for doing something stupid.

Sage is in her twenties, but this is strictly a one-shot, so it does not apply to any story. It's just a one-shot suggested by somebody on Facebook.

The first thing Sage saw when she woke up was a doctor monitoring her vitals. He smiled kindly when he saw her awake and moved away.

"Your twins are fine." He assured as she opened her mouth to ask. "Your brother picked names for them."

"Which brother?" Sage asked carefully.

"Um… Tom. Toby… uh…"

"Tobias." Sage growled. "Ugh, he's an idiot. What did he call them?"

"Denise."

"Well, that's OK, but not my thing. The other one?"

"Denephew." The doctor smiled. Sage hid her face in her hands, groaning in defeat. Her brother would never learn!

"Where is he?"

"Outside." Sage forced herself up and stumbled outside. Her family were milling about, Percy sulking in his seat. He wasn't overly happy when he found out Sage had a boyfriend. He had to tolerate the engagement five years later, but Sage and Tyler were seriously toeing the line with the unplanned pregnancy, even though they had tried to be safe.

Tyler was smiling down at the pink bundle in his arms, his blue eyes shining excitedly. His blonde-brown hair seemed bronze in the artificial lighting, giving him an other-worldly look.

He noticed her and grinned. Percy scowled, gaining a sharp nudge in the ribs from his wife. Sage saw her mother shoot Percy a warning 'behave' look before smiling warmly at Sage.

"Where's Tobias?" Sage demanded. Percy's scowl lightened into a smirk and he sniggered. Sage's siblings were laughing or trying not to.

Tobias, speak of the devil, padded around the corner, pulling faces at the blue bundle in his arm. Sage took a step towards him when he looked up and saw her, but Tyler jumped up, placing their daughter in her arms.

"We can change their names." He smiled.

"It's not funny!"

"It soooo is, sis." Sage passed her daughter back to Tyler and stormed towards Tobias. His cheeky smile faltered slightly at the murderous look in her eyes.

"Denise and Denephew? Really?" He just nodded, biting his lip to stop himself from smiling. It didn't help that the others were laughing as well. "What is wrong with you?" Tobias smiled then and she would have throttled him if he wasn't holding her son.

"Hey, I'm the annoying big brother. You should have expected something like this, Miss So-called Smarty Pants." Sage glared at him. He casually placed the blue bundle in her arms, spun on his heel and ran for it. The others cracked up laughing.

Sage was going to kill Tobias later.

Slowly. And painfully.

And done.

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