Split Hairs

Chapter 25 Bar Brawl

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I do not own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. This is a story just for fun.

The teams were lead to their final challenge. Missouri and Ender lead them to a large tavern called the Bad Barrel.

"Your final challenge is here. It's a good old fashion bar brawl. You must defeat all the customers, the guardian, and finally the other team in a fight." Said Missouri.

"Fine by me it'll be one big party!" Said Bobobo.

"Ha! Man prepare to celebrate! We will utterly annihilate the rebels!" Declare Major Minor.

The teams rushed into the bar ready to do battle. In the bar there were several sailors and various sports teams drinking and talking. They all looked up and glared at Bobobo and his gang as they entered. Behind the bar was a large man with a barrel for a head dressed in traditional bar clothes.

"Are you the guardian?" Asked Gasser.

"I am. I'm Brigadier Barrel." Declared the guardian as he pulled out a large mallet. "Listen up all you. Whoever defeats these guys here gets free drinks and food here for life!"

At the mention of the reward everybody in the bar shot to their feet and charged at the teams. A football team in full gear lead the charge followed a hockey team, a lacrosse team, and a cricket team. A large man wearing a suit stood up ripped off his clothes revealing sumo clothes underneath before he joined the charge. Both teams eyes widen in shock as the crazed bar customers charged forward.

"Ah! It's like being at a Justine Bieber concert!" Shouted Bobobo as he grabbed a chair and smashed it over a lacrosse player's head. "We need a distraction!" He said as he eyed Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler.

Bobobo grabbed them and hurled them at the center of the mob. The two unlucky rebels ended up being body slammed by the sumo wrestler.

"Boss I'll save you!" Cried Hatenko as he went to save his beloved master.

The other team wasn't having much luck. Sad Sack, Super Rabbit, and Model had been captured by the mob and were beaten senseless and tied up. Major Minor was rallying the rest of the team to form a defensive line to protect himself. He noticed that Bobobo's team was having a tough time as they fought off the crazed mob.

"Nows the perfect time to attack Bobobo!" Shouted Major Minor as his team charged forward.

Otto tried to sneak up on Bobobo, but the big man saw him and grabbed him.

"I hope you have car insurance!" He shouted as he started to spin Otto around by his feet hitting several members of the mob and knocking them out before smashing him into the sumo wrestler freeing Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler.

Indus Guy and Yellow River charged at Softon with their swords raised.

"It's time for a double scoop." Said Softon as he slammed his palms into the two enemies knocking them out in a senseless heap.

"Aw! What do we do?!" Cried Mesopotamian Guy.

Gasser threw a gas ball at him and shut him up. Major Minor charged at Bobobo screaming a war cry.

"I will not lose to you! I will show you my awesome and commanding might!" Shouted Major Minor.

"Man your a lousy commander. Your team has no teamwork. I'm going to show you some awesome teamwork! Super Fist of the Nose Hair Torpedo Pounder!" Shouted Bobobo as his nose hairs grabbed Torpedo Girl and smashed her down on top of Major Minor.

"I...surrender." Groaned Major Minor as he waved a small white flag.

All around the bar the rest of Bobobo's team had pretty much taken down every member of the mob. Over was fighting Brigadier Barrel. In one swipe Over destroyed the guardian's mallet. Bobobo rushed at the guardian.

"I know how to finish this guy! Time to shake him up!" Shouted Bobobo as he grabbed Brigadier Barrel by the head and started to shake him.

Brigadier Barrel let out a scream as fizz started to pour out of his head.

"I...need...an aspirin." Groaned the guardian as he fell to the ground unconscious.

"Congratulations you won! Now you are worthy to fight Missouri." Called Ender's voice.

"Good I've been starving for a fight." Said Bobobo as he cracked his knuckles.

The rebels exited the bar and prepared to fight Missouri.

To be continued.