"MY VODKA PICTURES WILL BE OF USE!" Kiba exclaimed. Izuna had a content look on his face. "MACHINE GUN VODKA!" Kiba continued.

Peencake squealed and jumped off the alter and into Genma's awaiting arms. "I should work part time as a priestess!" She grinned. He smirked at everyone who turned to see who has tried to squeal their ears off, "Waifu is a go getter." He informed, carrying Peen to the side door that leads to a reception room.

"JOLLY RANCHER VODKA!" Kiba shouted.

"Wait.. GENMA IS HERE?! HUSBAND!" Peen's voice drifted off into the room.

"VODKA IN A CRYSTAL TEDDY BEAR!" Kiba jumped up in the air, arms thrown up in a cheer, before dashing into the reception room, "VODKA!"

Chiku giggled, running behind them into the reception room and catapulting herself over to the bar. Yashamaru followed her at a much more composed pace, pausing as he was passing Ritana and Hayate, "Congrats, emo twin and sister... I would shoot the macaroni but I ate it so.." He trailed off.

Hayate tightened his grip around Ritana's waist and rolled his eyes at Yasha, leading Ritana into the reception room. Everyone who cared to party at the reception had already entered, while the awed villagers who came to the wedding only to be in the same room as Madara, The Sage of Six Paths, and Kisame of the Seven Swordsman had left.

...Not that Kin would've allowed them to enter...

"VODKA!" Kiba's voice seemed to echo through the whole room and all heads swiveled to see him ransacking the bar and snatching every vodka bottle he could find.

"...I bought more vodka then that." Mito mumbled. Sage, who was already half-drunk, pointed at Kiba with a small smirk. "He was kicked out of the wedding my Kin for asking to do the frickle frackle with Hayate after the wedding. Chances have it that he already hid a lot of the vodka."

Mito tilted her head, trying to remember such a thing happening... "Oh.." She said quietly.

"VOOOODKAAAAAA!" Kiba screeched, hitting Chiku with a full bottle, thus shattering it on her head when she tried to stop him from taking them all. Kiba carried the two arm-fulls of vodka bottles into the supply closet, before popping his head out and looking around the room, "Where is Kank? We can have drunken-reception bathroom sex." Everyone ignored him.

"WAIT! Mom didn't throw the bouquet so how are we gonna know who gets married next?" Moegi asked, running to her mom. Ritana glanced at the bouquet in the vase at the end of the bar table and snatched it, before throwing it at Kin.
"Problem solved."

"Awesome." Kin smirked, walking over to Ritana and Moegi. "Ooooooh! Kin-chan, who's the lucky man?!" Moegi squealed, latching onto Kins dress and pulling herself onto Kin's hip.

Kin paused, "No one."

"Here we go!" Sage exclaimed, pulling a remote out of the inside of his vest and clicking a button. The lights dimmed and a disco ball emerged from the ceiling, painting spinning diamonds on the velvet walls.

A puff of smoke.. Well, poofed in the middle of the room. When it dispersed, Hashirama was revealed standing in the middle of the room, "Vodka? Where?!" He looked around, twisting his torso to and fro in search of the vodka until he caught sight of Madara and headed for his uke instead.

"Vodka summons the ninja universe, I swear." Yashamaru mumbled, sipping at his glass cup of vodka. Kiba wasn't strong enough to hold vodka from one of the Fourth Kazekage's anbu. That's for sure.

Moegi drunkenly stumbled onto the stage and snatched the mic from the microphone-pole-holder-thing. "We're aaall in this toge-ther oonce we know! That we're all- we-re all staaaars! Aaaaand we see that!" She drunkenly sang High School Musical and Demi Lovato with a scratchy, wavering voice. "Give your heart! A breeeeeeak!"

"Oh." Temari's eyes widened at what was happening, having walked in after hearing all the ruckus from her home, which is next to the chapel, "Let me try and make sense of this wedding that seems to be going on.."

Kiba could be heard sobbing from inside the supply closet.

Hashirama slipped out of the room unnoticed.

"VODKAAAAAAA!" Sage hollered. "I'm next to get married. I'm celebrating with vodka~!" Kin exclaimed, clinking vodka glasses with Ritana as they swerved around the dance floor.

Sage chugged down another bottle of vodka. "OHMYSELF LOOK! IM VODKOA BECAH-OOSE IF THE DRUMK!" He slurred excitedly.

Hashirama walked 20 minutes late for the wedding with vodka in one hand and a bag of weed in the other, "What's up people? Sorry I'm late but I got that good-good!" He exclaimed, bringing the goods to his table, where Madara was waiting.

"Don't ask me when my wedding is, please!" Kiba cried out from inside the closet.

Kin calmly sat down, and began watching the 'weeding', sipping her vodka serenely.

"WEED, YO!" Kin turned her head to where Sage was huddled with Teuchi and Moegi at Hashirama's table for weed and sighed, "Can I marry my gun or do I have to marry a man?" Yashamaru leaned on back on his elbows, which her resting on the table behind him. "Pretty sure the gun'd give a better bang."

"I'm considering it." Kin deadpanned, shooting Izuna in the face with her macaroni gun.

Hours later, Sage was both high and drunk, Moegi was piss drunk, and Ritana was twerking against Hayate. Kiba was still locked in the closet with all the vodka, "LOTS OF VODKA!"

He also might've gone slightly insane.

"Woah! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Sage laughed insanely, doing the worm on the dance floor and occasionally spinning on his elbows or hands to swerve past tripping drunkards who were trying to dance or walk.

"SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS! SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS! POUR SOME DRINKS NOW!" Moegi screamed. Mito had brought out the sake and tequila to replace their stolen vodka. Said Uzumaki poured more sake for her granddaughter and sighed.

"Yo! Where the alcohol? No one invited me to the party?! Lets get twisted, my niggas. Hell yeah, free drinks for all! Put it on Sasukes tab!" Kishimoto busted in the room with Sasuke at his side..

Let's just say the Sage's rinnegan, Madara's sharingan, both's jutsu, can do amazing things when collaborated.

"This is a wedding reception, yo." The Sage tuned back into sanity at the sight of Kishimoto (he has that effect on people). But it didn't last very long as he rushed to the bar to demand more alcohol from his daughter's mother.

"Frick you. I wasn't invited either, you're not getting anything on my tab." Sasuke frowned. "DRINKS ARE ON THE SAUCE MAN, EVERYONE!" Kishi exclaimed, skipping over to the bar. Sasuke rushed behind him to try and stop him from doing anything to place him in debt, "NO THEY AREN'T!" The avenger yelled in protest.

"Sasuke is a greedy liar!" Kishimoto exclaimed. "No, you are, you little fricker!" Sasuke argued. Kishimoto didn't respond, smirking when he saw Sage discretely placing the price of the tequila he just bought on Sasuke's tab.

"CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP!" Ritana yelled, twerking on Hayate harder. Said man groaned, feeling p(le)a(sure)in'. "Not right, now. At the honey moon." He mumbled. Ritana's response was to twerk faster.

"Can we get a slow dance from the newly weds?" Kiba poked his head out of the closet and watched Ritana and Hayate with an eyebrow raised. "She's twerking right now." Hayate deadpanned. "But-"

"Don't worry. I got this." Sage interjected.

"My gift to you is not staining the bride's dress with cheese sauce. You're welcome." Yashamaru said, arching a brow at the couple.

Ritana obviously inherited her amazing twerking skills from Sage, as he was twerking in a similar fashion against the closed closet door. Kisame speedily pulled his mini high-tech high-def camera from his vest pocket and began filming the twerking with narrowed eyes.

"Sage, can I just cry and drink in peace?" Kiba's muffled voice came from inside the closet. Sage only twerked harder, and the sobbing sounds coming from the closet intensified.

By the closet, Chiku sat on the floor, avoiding Sage's twerking ass and reading a book, 'How To Deal With A Crying Man'.

Moegi crawled, sneaking into the closet room by opening it about a yard when Sage left for more tequila, and snatching Kiba's 4 personal flasks. She hid one in her hair, another in the obi, one was firmly held in her right hand, and the last one was snatched by Kiba, before he literally threw her out of the closet and slammed the door shut.

"You are twelve!" Kishimoto exclaimed, confiscating her flask the moment she stood outside the closet again. "I am ninja! Hear me roar!" Moegi shouted, jumping for the flask that he held above his head and out of her reach.

"That's enough tequila for you!" Kishi decided pocketing the flask. "Fine, dammit." Moegi sighed. Kishi's eyes softened and he reached inside his vest, before removing his hand and giving the contents of it to Moegi.

"Take this meth instead!" Kishi shouted. Moegi squealed and ran away with it, "Ok!"

"No!" Hayate shouted, seeing what had happened.

"Ok! Daughter needs her slow song!" Sage shouted, pushing Kisame away from the DJ table and taking over the laptop. Can You Feel The Love Tonight began playing. "Dad, what the hell?" Ritana asked. "She wanted this song when she was, like 6. I don't care if she's grown now." Sage explained to the party-goers who were looking at him incredulously

Yagura sighed and walked outside the reception room's back door. "Baby, where are you?" He called out. Shukaku emerged from around the corner and walked to Yagura in a casual fashion, "Around."

Yagura sighed, relieved. Shukaku didn't attend the wedding but promised to come pick him up. "I missed you!" Yagura smiled, walking to Shukaku, wincing a little when he felt pressure against his toes, "I hate these heels, though."

Shukaku frowed, "Then take them off." Yagura looked at him curiously as he pulled off his heels, "Why do you seem upset?"

Shukaku shrugged in response, "I'm fine." Yagura smiled softly at Shukaku, ignoring the screaming and squealing coming from inside the reception room, "We can leave." He hugged Shukaku with his face pressed against the Bijuu's chest, "It was pretty chaotic anyways."

Shukaku hugged back briefly, before pulling away and looking down at his uke with soft eyes, "Go enjoy yourself. I'll be here when you're done."

The jinchuuriki shook his head, grabbing Shukaku's hand, "I'm ready to go. Everyone's on the vodka right now."

"...Wow."

"I was terrified considering Kin shot Izuna twice, there was talk of adoption, and all the screaming." Yagura added, before he felt a grip on his arm.
"No." Sage pulled Shukaku and Yagura inside.. Or at least tried to (because Shukaku is one strong bijuu, dammit). "We need a slow dance, please set an example."

"I'M JUST PICKING YAGURA UP, I DONT-" "Um." Yagura's soft , sweet, (kawaii-desu-shota) voice calmed Shukaku down. "Literally the only reason I am here is to take you home. I am not setting foot inside." Shukaku told Yagura. "I know love." Yagura smiled up at his seme. Sage was forgotten for the moment (wrong move), giving him a change to jerk them to the door and shove them inside.

"Fuc-" Before Shukaku had a chance to swear Sage into oblivion, Sage dragged them to the dance floor and ran away giggling, looking for more vodka.

Moegi pulled out a second flask of tequila she'd hidden in her kimono top, "CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP!" She screamed, opening it giddily. She truly is her mother's daughter.

Ritana, had long since stopped twerking on Hayate and began twerking on the table. But she stopped when she saw what Moegi was doing. Jumping off the table she lunged for the flask and threw it behind her. Ignoring Kisame's shout of 'OW!', She began strip searching her daughter. "Fricking, I TAUGHT MY DAUGHTER SO WELL!" Sage's shout boomed from the bar stand, were he was chugging a bottle of tequila and watching the scene.

When Ritana had Moegi in only boy-shorts and bandages wrapping her chest, Moegi giggled and pulled a flask out her hair, "Hurhurhur."

"FUCKING HELL, MY DAUGHTER'S AN ALCOHOLIC!" Ritana screamed. "EXCUSE! Recovering alcoholic, thank you very much." Moegi responded indignantly. "You're not recovering very well!" Ritana snapped. Moegi scoffed at that, "I'm recovering just fine, thank you very much." Moegi objected, before she took a swig of her tequila.

"LIES!" Ritana snatched Moegi's bottle and threw it out the window. Moegi let out a single sob, before pulling the meth Kishimoto gave her out of her hair, "Fine, I'll just smoke these rocks." She used her fire-element chakra as a starter and began smoking the meth. "NO!" Ritana slapped the meth away.

"Maaaaaaan, I can't do nothing." Moegi crossed her arms and glared up at her mother. "You can drink orange juice." Ritana said in a clipped tone, shoving a box of orange juice into Moegi's hand. "..Fine." Moegi immediately began drinking.

Kishimoto, who had watched the whole scene with wide eyes let out a shout, "WHO GAVE THE KIDS VODKA?" Sasuke bowed his bead from the bar table, "I'm sorry, I did."

Kiba could be heard flailing inside the closet.

"DAMMIT SASUKE, I GAVE THEM METH AS A HEALTHIER ALTERNATIVE!"

"AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE WITH ME!" Sasuke complained. "I HAVE A LINE OF COKE ON MY ASS CRACK!" Kishimoto offered, giving Sasuke a perverted smile.

Sasuke's eyes widened and he went to hide behind Tite Kubo, who's arrived a few minutes after Kishimoto did. Kishimoto narrowed his eyes and broke the empty vodka bottle on the table, shattering the lower half.

Ritana was seated at a table with her new family and did hand motions at Hayate in hopes that Moegi wouldn't be able to interpret it. With ther right hand, she made a circle with her thumb and index finger (all other fingers high in the air), and used her left hand to insert her right index finder into the hole her left hand made.

Hayate's jaw dropped. Moegi made a gun sign with her own 12-year-old hand and put it at her mother's head, "Blow her brains out, daddy."

"Wow, no more violent T.V. for you." Hayate decided. "Awww, it's just power puff girls, dad." Moegi whined. "Let's go into a closet." Ritana interrupted their conversation with her own idea.

"Can we deal with the fact that Kishimoto just gave our daughter meth first?" Hayate asked Ritana, ignoring the empty vodka bottle that zoomed past his face and shattered on ther wall, courtesy of Kin and her gun. "Woooow, ok." Chiku congratulated Kin on almost harming the groom."It didn't even hit him in the face. This thing is WORTHLESS." Kin complained.

Hayate then turned to Moegi, "Yeah,-" "What!? Dammit, Kishimoto I wanted some newly wed frick frack!" "-I'm putting parental block on ever channel." Hayate told Moegi, ignoring Ritana's outburst. "No no! Not the yaoi channel, please daddy!" Moegi begged. "You know what? You're getting books.. Not manga either. Or romance. Or horror. Or adult." Hayate frowned.

"Can I get the My Little Pony ones?" Moegi asked innocently. "I have to approve them first, but maybe." Hayate responded.

Kishimoto, who had heard Ritana's outburst about frick frack limped over. "No worries, I'm up for a frick frack all the time!" He grinned, ignoring the pain it caused his bruised face.

"THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, YOU SHIT!"

"Can I get the ones on mommies pictures? They look nice." Moegi smiled sweetly up at her father. "Listen if it's something your mom has anything at all to do with.. My answer is probably no." Hayate responded. "But- But mother approves." Moegi pleaded.

"Dammit. Getting my dick hard for nothin'." Kishimoto mumbled, limping away.

"Listen, you can read anything that passes dad's approval, ok?" Hayate offered. "Kay. Do you approve of Moegi x Iruka fanfics, daddy?" Moegi asked, looking up at Hayate with wide eyes.

"No." Hayate said quickly and sternly, "No fanfics at all."

"Wow," Moegi drawled, "Can I read American manga? They show the boob." Moegi asked. "We'll talk about it." Hayate sighed, picking Moegi up and placing her on his other side so she wouldn't have to climb over him while attempting to leave her seat from between him and her mother. "Thank you, daddy. You're the best!" She squealed, kissing her father's cheek, before running out of his sight.

Moegi dashed past Izuna, who was sitting on in the corner eating food and observing the people, Kiba, who was running out of his closet to get more vodka, Kisame, who was walking around filming random people and objects, Kin, who went and intercepted Yagura from Shukaku's "overprotective" clutches, and Yagura, who had Shukaku's arm wrapped around his waist.

"OHH! I'll dance with Chibi then!" Kin beamed, stumbling over the Yagura and jerking him out of Shukaku's arms. She dragged his protesting self to the dance floor, before placing her arms on each shoulder.

"Definitely eloping." Kiba decided, glancing at the scene on his way back to the closet with both arms full.

Yagura wrapped his arms around Kin's waist but instead of letting them hang there, he had to lift them up to reach her waist, for he was simply to short.

"Chibi, I am as drunk as you are small. I'm BLITZED." Kin cackled. "I'm dancing with a drunk, heartbroken and possibly insane girl." Yagura stated to himself. Kin stopped and let go, "Oh.. well.." She looked at the floor and frowned, before turning and walking away.

"My best friend is a moron." Yagura nodded to himself, before going off to find his husband.

Moegi was outside.. smoking meth.. "UNCLE KISHI'S the bestest!"

"CONGRATS ON YOUR WEDDIN', YOU SEXY BEBES!" Fugaku shouted, hopping on the table and pointing at the newly wedded couple with both hands. Kisame threw marshmallows in the air like it's confetti.

Moegi ran back inside a few minutes later and threw the rocks(meth) in the air, "HOLLAAAAAAA!"

"If it wasn't child abuse, I would lock Moegi up in a little room for the rest of her life, I swear." Ritana narrowed her eyes at her daughter from her place on Hayate's lap at the bar.

"I don't think it's child abuse at all.. Just ask Shukaku." Sage commented, reminiscing of the way he'd discipline his bijuu kids when they were young. Shukaku glared at him from the opposite side of the bar.

Moegi walked to the dance floor, "Hit 'em with the twerk no jutsu." She said, making a duck face and began twerking rapidly.

Again. Truly, she is her mother's daughter.

Kisame looked at his camera- "That was just gross." -and broke it, before he picked up a bag of marshmallows from the bar-table, and began throwing marshmallows at people.

He began with TenTen. Before she knew it, marshmallows were falling on her hair and in her beer. "IT'S RAINING MARSHMALLOWS! HALLELUJAH!" She sang, jumping up and break dancing.

"What would happen if I started throwing glitter?" Kisame inquired curiously, noting that girls can be weird when showered with things. "I will do a Sailor Moon sequence in it." Kin responded immediately.

Kisame was quick to put his marshmallows down, draw a bag of glitter from his cloak, and throw some glitter at Kin, "Do your thang, girl!" Kisame cheered her on as Tenten ran to the DJ stand and changed the music, drawing loud protests from Sage. Kin started the Sailor Moon dance sequence with Girls' Generation playing in the background.

The Hoshigaki laughed, throwing more glitter. "My stripper name is Sparkles. Fear me." Kisame joked, jumping onto a table that had a pole going through the center. Said pole reached the ceiling. "Actually, no. Don't. I'm actually really nice." Kisame corrected himself, chuckling.

Kin let her hair down and had it flow in the moonlight and glitter. The ceiling had a giant window on it, I'll have you know. Kisame lightly sprinkled glitter over Kin from above, watching as Kin's headband vanished,and sailor fuku and accessories appeared on her body. Kin landed lightly on the ground and struck the traditional pose. A hand on her hip and a horizontal peace sign in front of her face.

Kisame rubbed glitter all over himself, jumped off the table, and ran around flailing and throwing more marshmallows. Kin flipped her hair over her shoulder, at least I didn't pull a Hinata and dance naked.

Izuna coughed up a macaroni-bullet, before looking down at it with pursed lips.

Ritana by that time was exhausted and sighed, "When can we have our newlywed frickl-" Her complaining to Hayate was interrupted by Sage grabbing her arm and pulling her out of the building through the back door, Hayate following close behind. "Right now. I want grandchildren as soon as I can get them. Go make me grandkids." He shoved Hayate out of the doorway where said groom was supposedly 'safe' from the impatient-roughness of Sage.

"Ah?! But how's the reception supposed to happen without the newlyweds?" Mito asked, running outside to confront Sage. Her shoes weren't on her feet (don't ask how).

Sage frowned. "It-.. It won't."

"What?!"

"We're shutting it down!" Sage exclaimed, running back inside and locking up the bar.

"Wha-!" "Sage!" "Why're you-!" "NOOO-!" "MY VODKAAAAA!"

Hashirama was seated contently in the back smoking his weed, an arm wrapped around Madara's waist, "Losers."

"SAGE! UNLOCK IT RIGHT NO-" Sasuke was flicked in the forehead by Sage. No one really took him seriously anymore.. Not after all the bitch-ass moves he pulled after going rouge. And the shitty moves he pulled before it.

"KATON-" "Sasuke! What are you-" "-GOUKAKYUU NO JUTSU!" Sasuke blew a fireball at Sage but Sage (being the Sage Of Six Paths and all) jumped out of the way. "Sasuke, you dumbass! Alcohol is flammab-"

Boom.

The entire bar exploded and flames licked at the spectators, who were no longer spectators, but (fearful) victims who were running out of a reception room and back into the chapel's main room. Actually the only one who was scared was Sasuke. And you would be too, if you faced the angry expressions of every ninja in the room. A room filled with a large amount of ninja.

You'd piss your shorts if there were legendary ninja in the room. So Sasuke did. "S-Sorry?"

"Sasuke," Kishimoto cracked his fists, Sage standing behind him at his left and Madara at his right. Standing to Sage's left but slightly behind him was Chiku (Chikushodo, a path of Pein), and standing at Madara's right but a little behind was Hashirama. All five wore pissed expressions, along with everyone else in the room. Kisame pulled Samehada off of his back and the bandages on it unraveled a bit. "You're dead." Kishimoto finished.

Sasuke's eyes widened but the poor avenger had no time to speak as Kishimoto lunged, fists bared. When Sasuke dodged, he barely had a second to look up before Samehada was smashed into his face. "Ow!"

It was sure to be a loooong night for this Uchiha.

The End