Harry Potter was a man, no wait I mean he was a boy, okay maybe he was a dragon but I don't really know. The point is he was in love will a block of wood and he was afraid how his friend ron would react to it.

"Oi ronny I got something I want to tell you."

"Oi then what is it?"

"I want to Fuck a block of wood."

"Oi then that quite alright then mate."

"I'm glad that you except me for who I am."

This is the end