Welp, I wrote a mini NaruHina oneshot as a please forgive me fic for disappearing.

Basically, I've been dying for somebody to write a Menma meeting shy Hinata fic but have yet to come across one. So I decided what the heck! I'll write one and add in a jealous Naruto into the mix. I'm not the best writer in the world but I try. (P.s.- Menma kind of curses. It's nothing major since I don't like cursing myself but his character comes across to me as someone who'd have a very colorful vocabulary.:))

Disclaimer- I own nothing of the Naruto Universe. I'm simply a broke college student who writes in her free time.

Now on with the story!

Chapter Last Edited:01/20/15

Chapter 1: Unpleasant Introductions

His head hurt like nobody else's business. It pounded away, making him damn anything and everything under his breath.

"What the fuck happened?!" he growled out in frustration as he sat up and rubbed his forehead. He examined his surroundings through squinted eyes. It was dark and trees were the only thing he could see. Where in the fucking world was he?

"Fox," he demanded.

Don't know. Last thing I saw was you sleeping in your room, replied the Fox in his head.

He frowned as he stood up and ran a hand through his black hair. Well, shit. This was the exact opposite of what he needed right now. Not only couldn't he remember how he got here, much less in such a vulnerable pathetic state, but this good-for-nothing Fox was being useless more than ever. He did not need this crap right now. Not when he had a morning mission to go to the next day. And the fact that he could hardly think through anything because of this fucking headache was also pissing him off.

Splashing noises silently echoed through the woods.

Menma face snapped at that direction and tensed. Guess he wasn't alone as he'd originally thought. He glared. Whoever this unfortunate fool turned out to be was in for a very long night. He was going to get to the bottom of this with or without their compliance.

Using the trees and chakra signature hidden, he stealthily made his way toward the source of the noise. Once he reached the lake, he was momentarily stunned.

Before him was a woman dancing on the lake. Water trailed her fingertips and spinning around her like a sphere. Droplets surrounded her, looking like little diamonds as they reflected the moon's light. Her long dark hair swished from side to side around her bare form and what a bare form it was. Interrogating her for his much needed answers didn't seem like such a pain after all. She did one more spin that let the moon light expose the woman's face, showing Hinata Hyuuga.

Hinata?! What the hell is she doing here? She's supposed to be away for a month long mission.

As the shock faded away, anger took it's place. Of course Hinata had something to do with this. She always does. She thought causing him all these shitty inconveniences would somehow show him whose 'in charge.' He sneered. Stupid 'Nata.

Now that he knew who he was up against, he made a quick scan of the area, making sure no one else was around before making himself known. He casually walked out of the trees with his hands in his pockets.

"Eep!" She squeaked when she saw him. She quickly covered herself and dropped into the water. Now, her head was the only thing a float.

Pushing this weird reaction aside, he continued advancing towards her as he walked on the water, letting her see that he was clearly not pleased as he glared her down with his killer intent. Hinata moved back with shock painted over her features.

"K-keep back," she stuttered.

"Keep back?" Namikaze questioned. He paused as he looked at her with one raised eye brow. He expected her to be more forceful with her words.

"I-I'm not dressed appropriately."

He sneered at her word of choice. Appropriate? Hinata did anything but appropriate. She must be playing some type of game. "Well, it's not like I haven't already seen everything you have to offer, Nata."

She gasped, looking thoroughly scandalized.

Again ignoring her weird reaction, he removed any trace of amusement off his face. He was pissed and he will make sure she knew it. "Now cut the crap and tell me what you did?"

"W-what?" she stutter out, confusedly. This horrified expression didn't look good on her. It made her look... strange and unnatural.

He walked towards her again. Hinata retreated backwards till a rock behind her kept her in place. He leaned down, his face inches away from hers.

"I said what mess did you cause this time?" he repeated in an icy tone. He did not like to repeat himself.

"I-I don't know w-what you're talking about." She looked away from him while anxiously biting her lip. She appeared to be uncomfortable with his close presence.

He grabbed her chin to force her to see him. "Do I look stupid to you? I woke up in the middle of the forest with you being the only one around. Why did you drag me out here?"

"I-I promise, I-I-I don't-"

He leaned his mouth to her ear as she froze up. "Look, Nata, we could do this the easy way or the hard way. It's you're choice."

Her breathing came out in irregular gasps. "P-Please, back away. I-I'll hurt y-you if you don't."

Even though her threat sounded strangely close to a plea, he couldn't help but smirk. Oh how, he'd like to see her try.

"How about you make me," he arrogantly challenged as he tensed for the upcoming battle.

Surprisingly, she didn't respond or attack. Menma quickly ran through lists of possibilities to explain her reaction. If she is not be looking for a fight today it must mean she wants a different kind of action; one he's more than willing to provide.

"Fine," he said as he began to nibble her neck. "I'll squirm it out of you."

He suddenly felt himself painfully impacted to the far side of the lake. He groaned as he clutched his stomach as he rolled over his side. When he glared back at her direction, he saw her run off to the woods with her clothes. She was going to regret that, dearly.

"Fox" he growled.

Already on it, he responded.

His injuries quickly healed as he stood up and took off after the Hyuuga. The nerve she had! He didn't like to admit it but that's one of the reasons he was attracted to her. Her 'I don't give a flying crap about anything' attitude and her overblown confidence. But as much as he wants to attack her now, he couldn't help but notice a difference in Hinata. She wasn't acting like her usual cocky loud self. Something was up.

He suddenly appeared in front of her, vaguely noticing she managed to put on her zipped up sweater. He was slightly disappointed but he had more pressing matters to get to.

"You should know better than to try to out run a Namikaze," he taunted her with lazy smile.

She took off into another direction which lead to him appearing in front of her again.

"Don't make me repeat myself, Nata." He was leaning on a tree now, with arms crossed, looking completely relaxed. His patience though was the complete opposite. It was wearing on thin ice and his piercing gaze showed it.

Hinata, frightened, took a couple steps back. Seeing the fear on her eyes; made him pause. He closely observed her, trying to figure her out. She seemed to be thinking over her options before finally dropping into her Hyuuga stance.

"Leave me alone," she demanded with a hardened and determined voice.

Now, this is the Hyuuga he knew. A slow grin stretched across his face. "You really think I'd let you go? After that little stunt you pulled earlier?" He was referring to that hit in his stomach.

"Back away," she ordered. He liked this demanding side of her. It's simply adorable she'd think he'd actually obey.

"Make me." His grin turned into a sneer.

Hinata turned on her byakugan before she gasped and slackened her stance. He doesn't quiet understand this reaction. He quietly sensed if there was anyone else around, but it was just them.

"Standing there and gawking at me isn't going to do anything, Nata," he said suspiciously through narrowed slits as he waited for her to make the first move. What was she planning?

"Y-you're chakara. It's-"

"Yeah, yeah," Menma rudely cut in. "It's red. We've already been through this before."

She frowned unsure. "N-Naruto?" she murmured.

"The name's Menma," his voice sharp as ice. She knew how much he hated that name after he lost to that punk and now she was taunting him by calling him that. Fucking Nata. "Don't compare me to that Blond idiot."

"But-"

"Fight me or I'll beat you down."

Her worry, fear, and indecisiveness left as determination returned. She fixed her stance and ran to him. Every attempted hit and kick, he blocked and dodged. Every swing and jab, he ducked and swerved. He evaded everything she threw at him. When she did manage to hit him, he moved around as if she'd done nothing to him. Her attacks were having zero to no effect on him. Her growing frustrations were making her make more desperate and sloppy hits.

"C'mon don't tell me that's all you got?" Menma coldly taunted her as he punched her hard in stomach in one of her openings. If it were another day, he would've played more nice, but after that Naruto comment he wasn't in the mood. He was going to make sure she learned her lesson to never call him that again.

She got up from the blow and they went at it again. He dodged all of her attacks before he punched her in the gut again.

He'd make sure to only strike her in the same spot. That way, her stomach was going to killing her for several days. That'd teach her. But there was something about her fighting style... He didn't understand why she was fighting... so differently from the fights before. She was giving him far too many openings and seemed as if she was trying to read his fighting style, which was weird since she already knew his fighting style.

"C'mon Nata, I'm waiting."

"Stop calling me that" she breathed out as she attempted to regain her composure from his last hit.

He looked at her in confusion. "Calling you what?"

"My name's Hinata" She declared as she ran at him again. But this time, her hands were filled with blue chakra. "Twin Lion Fists!"

He made sure to keep a good distance away from those arms. He knew she wouldn't be able to hold this attack too long, he'd just had to wait her out.

Once her Byakugan and blue chakra flickered out, he got both her arms and threw her back on the floor and put his weight over hers as his legs and arms pinned hers.

"I won," he said as she gasped for air. "Now, princess, tell me what happened."

"Let me go!" Hinata was doing her best to wiggle out or his grip.

"Not till you tell me. I beat you fair and square now spill." He glared into tired defeated looking pale eyes.

"Please let me go," she said more gently as tears began to build in her corner of her eyes.

He couldn't ignore the signs any longer. This couldn't be the Hinata he knew. She would never stutter. She would never run away from a fight. She would never cry. Something was very wrong here and he didn't like it one bit.

Before he could think about it any further, someone yanked him backwards causing his back to hit a tree.

"What in hell do you think you're doing?!" growled out a voice. He looked up only to be very surprised and even more confused.

Menma's was pinned against the tree by none other than Naruto fucking Uzumaki. The Blond held his hand around Menma's throat while the other was digging a kunai into his side. Just great. His luck just kept getting better and better.

"Menma?!" the angered Blond responded in a incredulous tone. Anger though was the most prominent emotion in his face. "What are you doing here?" He demanded. His voice hard as steel.

"Shouldn't I be asking you that? You are in my world after all," the Namikaze retorted with a sneer. Oh how he hated this blond idiot so much after he lost to him. And now being cornered by the same guy wasn't making his feelings toward him get any better either.

"I'm not in your world," Naruto spat out. His hold on around his neck slightly tightened and the kunai jabbed in a little deeper. "What were you doing to Hinata?"

Menma's sneer turned into a dark smirk. "What can I say, she likes it rough."

Naruto's eyes flashed red to blue as he punched him a good distance away. Guess he was really reeling the Blond up. Menma stood up as he rubbed his chin and spat out some blood. Well, that hurt like a bitch but it had to be done. Now, he was free of the Blond's hold and had the much needed space to fight him. He was not going to lose to him again.

"Imma beat you to a pulp for saying that!" the furious Uzumaki yelled.

"Naruto-kun," Hinata worriedly called to him.

Naruto faced at her worriedly but kept his gaze locked on Menma, ready for battle. "Hinata, are you okay?"

Hinata nodded and had her 'getting into business' expression. "Yes. But you should know that man has the same tremendous amount of chakara coils like yours," she quickly informed. "He's incredibly fast, it can probably rival Lee's speed. He-"

Menma barked out a laugh. Both Hinata and Naruto tensed. "You've got to be kidding me. Anyone is faster than that pathetic excuse of a ninja."

Hinata looked at Naruto. "He acts strangely," Hinata whispered, hoping not to be hear by Menma. But Menma could hear her as clear as day. "He seems to think he knows me... but I've never seen him before."

"That's because he does knows you but not exactly," the Blond idiot explained.

Hinata looked somewhat alarmed. "What do you mean?"

"He's from another dimension."

"Another dimension?" She squeaked.

He nodded as his glare hardened. "It happened in one of my earlier fights with Obito. He sent me and Sakura into another world; his world. Everything was the same but different. All of you were there and still ninjas... but everyone acted the opposite from themselves. Neji was a perv, Lee was always mopping around, and you were mean and obsessive."

"So you're telling me Neji's not a perv? Lee's not some sad depressed idiot? and Nata's not a bitch?" Menma mussed out loud. To think about it, it sort of made sense, him being in another world. Cause his Hinata would never act like this one did. Well, shit. How'd he end up here?! How was he going to go back?

"Yeah." Naruto's fist clenched and unclenched. "Look, I don't know how you got here and I could care less about why. The only thing I do know is that I'm kicking your butt back to your world."

"I guess that makes two of us. All I know is I have unfinished business with you," Menma brought his hand up and gestured for the Blond to come closer. "So be prepared to have your ass handed to you."

"You don't know how you got here?" Hinata hesitantly asked as Naruto shouted, "Bring it on!"

Menma threw a devilish grin at her. "That's right, princess. At first, I thought you were that crazed Nata of mines. One moment I was sleeping in a room, the next I woke up in the middle of the woods with you dancing around naked. What was I supposed to think? I had to attack." He explained as he gave Hinata a wink. "Luckily, you're just as hot as the other you."

Both of them turned bright red for different reasons. Hinata was embarrassed while Naruto was furious.

"What do you mean nak-," Naruto stopped talking as he finally noticed Hinata's appearance and lack of clothing. His eyes turned into wide as saucers as he stared at her. Hinata began to fidget and blush from his attention.

Naruto snapped back to reality as he glared at Menma. "You PERVERT!" He launched himself at him.