A/N: Hey everyone, another fanfic for you guys, and another plot bunny that has attacked me. Just a reminder, I have another fic that takes priority over this one, so please bear with me in the updates of this one.

Disclaimer: Though I wish I had the creativity and drawing skills to have birthed Naruto from my brain, sadly that privilege belongs only to Kishimoto-sama. I am just the one who writes the fanfiction that puts the characters' sexuality into question.

Warning: If you are not 18, you should not be reading this. This is boyXboy action, there may be non-con molestation and a lot of sexual harassment. Just so you know, this story contains Sasu-seme and Nar-uke. If this is not for you, please turn back now. On with the story.

Chapter One: Oh, Brother

The sky was overcast as the breeze blew through the oak trees whose leaves had started to change colors. It was the beginning of fall at Konoha University and the start of another semester.

A young man walked down the pavement in the quad going towards the student council building. His blonde hair ruffled in the wind, his blue eyes scanning his surroundings. He was clad in an orange and black windbreaker, a navy blue t-shirt that said 'Bite Me', some black skinny jeans and a pair of orange chucks. He rolled his shoulders and repositioned his loud orange and blue backpack while scrolling through his playlists to listen to some rock music.

Someone called him from across the quad and jogged over.

"Hey Naruto! What's up dude?!"

Naruto looked up and grinned, taking out his ear buds.

"Sup Kiba! What's happenin' man?"

Inuzuka Kiba was a dog lover that bordered on the insane, who liked to claim his family descended from an ancient clan of ninja who used dogs for specialized attacks. As a sort of initiation into the clan, his family all got triangular tribal tattoos on their cheeks at the age of five. But Kiba took it one step further at sixteen to get a dentist to sharpen his canines so he could feel 'closer to his buddy Akamaru'. He always complained about how the tattoos 'hurt like a bitch' but he wouldn't erase the oblong deep red triangles for the world. Kiba's stories and crazy quirks were always something they joked about during lunch hours or in the back of boring classes.

They met halfway and did a series of daps that made up their secret handshake.

"How's it hangin'? I see you made it through first year of college, man. Bad as your grades were in high school, I thought you wouldn't make it to higher education!"

Naruto punched him light heartedly on the shoulder.

"Hey now Kiba, you weren't the brightest bulb in this box either. I'm shocked you even applied."

Kiba's face held a look of mock hurt until they both burst out laughing. Kiba was the first to recover.

"So man, you got your schedule yet? Where ya headed?"

Still chuckling, Naruto wiped a tear from his eye.

"Yeah, I got it. I have my first class today. I was gonna go sign up for the high school mentorship program, some "Big Brother, Little Brother" type thing. They recommend that sophomores and upperclassmen help out local high school kids and incoming freshmen."

Kiba gave him an incredulous stare, mouth agape and eyes wide.

"And how the hell is that supposed to help you? You're too irresponsible for such an important job. You sure your puny brain can handle something that big?"

The blonde rolled his eyes.

"Don't knock it till you try it man. And I'm not as stupid as people make me out to be. I'm trying to get out of here as fast as possible. Every time I participate in this program, I can qualify for two classes of elective credit. All I gotta do is put up with some random kid and give him some pointers on life, and maybe help him with homework. Pretty easy job if you ask me."

If Kiba thought about it, he could see the logic of Naruto's plan.

"For real dude? Can anybody sign up?"

Naruto smirked and put his ear buds back in.

"Follow me."

"And this is the information for the child you'll be mentoring. He is currently a high school senior. You will be required to help him study if he needs it and to visit occasionally around his lunch period or at his house. Hang out with him. If his parents allow it, you can also bring him to campus, or allow him to spend the night in your apartment. I know you Naruto, you're allowed special permission by the Dean to live alone on campus. You might as well try and give the kid a cool experience for one or two nights."

Temari, fellow alum from his high school was giving him the rundown of his assignment. She was a senior who had participated twice in the program. She kept her hair in four weird-looking spiky pigtails, or pompoms, Naruto could never really tell what they were but he was afraid she'd pelt him if he ever asked. She was a very violent person, however give the family she came from he couldn't exactly blame her. The Sabaku family was crazy. As far as he could tell, her first assignment had been his schoolmate Shikamaru, the laziest but most promising student in his graduating class. They were both now happily dating. Naruto, however, was not looking for a hook-up. He was straight as far as he knew and contentedly single. After his long-time crush, a pink haired beauty named Sakura, bypassed him for the socially awkward fitness nut Rock Lee, Naruto decided he'd be doomed to be a bachelor's life forever. Girls just never showed an interest in him and he had always wondered what he was doing wrong.

Naruto stood there looking over the packet of information, signed a couple of forms for his college records and mentally mapped out how long it would take him to get there by bike. He sweat dropped when he saw a specific piece of information.

'Oh great, it says he's in some sports team or other. I hat jocks! This assignment may not be as simple as I'd anticipated.'

"So, um…when can I go see this kid? I'd kind of like to get the initial meeting out of the way and fit him into my schedule."

Temari scratched her chin, chewing loudly on some gum.

"Are you free later on today?"

Naruto looked up into the air trying to remember all he had to do that day.

"Yeah, I have a class in about thirty minutes and I have work study for two hours after that in the library. Other than that I'm free."

She nodded before writing something on another piece of paper.

"Well, I see no reason preventing you from seeing him today. His cell number is in the paperwork, so I would text him if I were you. See if you can meet him somewhere after school lets out. His school day ends at three forty five."

It was twelve thirty. Kiba had left him saying he'd be back to sign up later, his girlfriend Hinata needed him now. Naruto had just enough time to do everything on his schedule and make it to the boy around four o'clock.

"Oh and remember that the program lasts the entire year, not just a semester. You need to be prepared to spend some time with the kid up until his last day of school which is sometime in the beginning of May."

The blonde haired man stored the information for future use.

"Okay, thanks Temari. I gotta go, I'll be seeing you. And tell Shikamaru I said hey. You need to get him off his lazy ass and make him do something!"

Temari chucked her pen at his head as he laughed, ducking and slipping out the door.

Dark eyes gazed off in a bored manner while his teacher droned on, not realizing that the bell would ring in the next thirty nine seconds.

Over half the girls in the class weren't even paying attention to the lesson as they stared at the eye candy seated in the back corner by the window. The boy paid them no mind, counting off the seconds until he could escape this prison they called a school. He stared at the Sakura trees lining the path leading to the school entrance.

A vibration jolted him from his musings right as the bell rang, the startled teacher giving them directions on homework. Glancing at his phone, he found he had a text from an unknown number.

'Who the hell is this?'

Yo, my name is Uzumaki Naruto. I have some time today and I've been assigned to be your mentor. Are you free to meet today?

'Oh yeah, that stupid mentorship program. I can't believe they're forcing us to participate to graduate. One big brother is enough dammit!'

Sasuke's so called brother was the bane of his existence. Luckily for him though, his brother was out of town studying at the University of Kiri in Kirigakure with his best friend Kisame. Sasuke wouldn't be seeing him hopefully for at least a year, his brother already having completed one year of graduate school.

A throat was cleared and he looked up only to see the blonde haired chick that was the current leader of his "fan club", Yamanaka Ino. She was also a bane of his existence. Ino was the epitome of the stereotypical dumb blonde. Her self-proclaimed occupation was his personal stalker or "shadow" as she liked to call herself. The clueless girl prided herself in knowing what he liked and didn't like, most of which was incorrect, and he wished she would give herself a concussion by falling down a flight of stairs.

"Sa-sasuke-kun? Ha-have you chosen who you're taking to the prom?"

She stood there with a deep blush on her cheeks radiating hope while twirling her hair on her index finger. Women used this ploy on men all the time, acting coy and innocent. Sasuke didn't understand why she even thought she had a chance with him.

Sasuke was the captain of the Varsity Basketball Team of Konoha's prestigious Senju Private School founded by their first Hokage Hashirama Senju. Being captain, the boy had heard about Ino's sexcapades with his whole team through locker room conversations and he figured she was targeting him as next on her list.

'Sorry chick, I don't deal with floozies or women in general. If only the other fan girls could realize my disdain for them.'

Even if she hadn't been annoying the piss out of him since he met her in middle school, he still would never decide to put her on the list of potential dates for his senior prom.

Grabbing his things, he made his way to the door, by-passing her and thinking of a reply for the idiot he would have to spend his year with.

"I don't see how my choice of a date concerns you. Mind your own business and stay away from me."

He didn't bother turning around to see the tears he knew to be falling from her make-up encrusted eyes in the empty classroom.

Dobe, I just got out of school. You got my home address, right? Be there before 4:30 and let's get this over with.

He sent the text to whoever this Naruto was and walked to his car after getting some things from his locker.

'My family isn't home, so I don't have to deal with any awkward confrontations. Hopefully, this Naruto guy doesn't meet anyone I know.'

Finishing up at the library, Naruto grabbed his stuff and left checking his flip phone for a response. Reading the new message, he bristled.

"How dare that brat talk to me like that? I'm his senpai, he should be thanking me for finding time in my busy schedule to impart golden nuggets of wisdom and knowledge. He had the absolute gall to call me names and he's never even met me!"

He was shouting to himself in this middle of the street and probably looked like a freak, but he didn't care. He could already tell he'd hate this kid. Why was he not surprised? The only friends he ever had were Kiba, Shikamaru and their girlfriends by default. He was a loser, and had always been. This fact would not change, even to brats younger than him. His charge had parents that were obviously well off if they lived in that part of the city and jocks were some of the most insufferable people he had ever met. It was like they had an aura of hatred for people like him. This was the main cause of his grief in high school, having to either run from soccer players or having a face-first encounter with the toilet, or his lunch, or the wall, or the ground, and sometimes the trash can. You get the picture. Naruto had a bad history with those types of people. It seems he'll never be able to escape them. His hell would continue in the form of this brat from private school. It will be like high school for him all over again. His face contorted into a deep scowl as he yanked the chain off his bike and started pedaling in the direction of Konoha's suburbs.

On the way, he stopped at a fast food joint to grab a burger and leisurely made his way to the miscreant's residence.

'4:25, good, I'm not late. This might be the first time I made it to an appointment with time to spare.'

Riding up to where the house should be, Naruto leaned on his handle bars with a lost look on his face.

"Is this really the right address?"

The mansion in front of him was so large and daunting, that he had second and third thoughts on whether or not he wanted to ring the doorbell on the gate.

From what he could see from his vantage point, the structure itself had to be larger than three normal houses and the grounds themselves could easily engulf two city blocks. Small gardens were in the front yard, which to Naruto were big enough to count as a park. He stood awed by the monstrosity before him until a deep voice violently cut him out of his reverie.

"What are you doing loitering by the gate? State your name and purpose or leave."

Naruto jumped and scrunched his nose up at the tone.

'Rich stuck-up bastards.'

"Um…my name is Uzumaki Narutpo, sir. I'm here to see Uchiha Sasuke. I'm sorry if I got the wrong address."

There was a click and the gate mechanically opened.

"Stop sitting there looking so clueless ad come in."

Gritting his teeth, Naruto walked his bike inside.

The more he walked, the grander the place became. His initial estimation of two city blocks was greatly overshadowed by what he was greeted with inside. Off to the side of the park-sized mini gardens was a gigantic gazebo double the size of his entire apartment covered in ivory and surrounded by different colored rose bushes. The grass was manicured perfectly, glistening under the afternoon sun that started peeking through the overcast and revealing a healthy green color. A cobblestone path lead from the gardens to the gazebo and the structure itself had Grecian columns holding up the three tiered pagoda-like ceiling. White benches with exquisite pillows furnished the interior.

'The damn pillows are probably silk too.'

The main building had three floors and stark white outer looked big enough to be a city shelter during a crisis. Grecian columns served as a border for a very spacious veranda. Carrying his bike up the stairs, he gently leaned it against one of the columns so as not to scratch or dirty the white paint.

Stepping up to the door, it opened, revealing a broad chest.

'Don't tell me…if this is the kid, I just entered my worst nightmare!'

Sasuke had just arrived home and made himself a tuna salad when he passed the monitors for the gate camera. His eye was caught by the shock of blonde hair on some garishly dressed idiot on a hand-me-down bike standing there gawking at his house.

'Why is the bum even in this neighborhood?'

Hitting the intercom, he let the fool know he had been caught staring and if he had some business here, he should act like a normal person and make himself known.

The guy answered timidly.

'Pffft, he called me 'sir'. How old does he think I am? This must be that dobe that texted me earlier.'

He checked the clock and was surprised the dolt actually got here on time. Opening the gate, he insulted him once more and made his way to the door to a sight he did not expect.

Standing there, on his front porch was the most delicious looking person he had ever laid eyes on. The cameras didn't do him justice.

Short in stature and despite the obnoxious color of his clothes, the dobe stood there with wide deep blue eyes. His mouth was agape as he slowly glanced up to Sasuke's face, the blonde fringe somewhat falling into his eyes and threw marks resembling whiskers gracing each cheek. His tan skin was the color of melted buttery caramel.

'He looks like an exotic dessert! His shirt says "bite me" huh? He really doesn't know how much trouble that will get him into.'

Sasuke's eyes widened slightly before he recovered with a smirk. At first he thought the program was ridiculous, but now he figured it might not be so bad.

'How interesting. I think I just found my prom date.'

With smoldering obsidian eyes he gazed upon his newfound prey.

"Hello Dobe."

A/N: So, I hope you guys like my new fic. Like I said, GotM takes priority, but I will try to update as soon as possible. I have the second chapter halfway written, so this shouldn't be updated too long from now. Hope you guys enjoyed it! Review please! ^_^