A/N: Hello! I hope you enjoy this story I wrote and will continue to write, It is an idea I got and I've decided to give it a shot. Yes, Gintama sort of inspired this story so there will be Gintama Element's and I will probably do Gintama arcs but Fairy Tail style. So I hope you enjoy and I look forward to feedback.

Last Updated: March 15, 2017!

Disclaimer: This story is inspired by Gintama, I do not own anything from Gintama nor do I own Fairy Tail or Naruto, these Manga belong to their creators. I make no money off of this.

No Blondie Can Be That Bad.

"So I guess this is the end... I fought a war against dragons... I survived anything that was thrown at me – from dodging blazing fire balls, to fighting powerful ass dragons – to getting SWALLOWED by a dragon, and here I am... dying of starvation next to this grave – HOW CAN I DIE LIKE THIS? – IF I DIE LIKE THIS – ILL KILL MYSELF!"

Thought a blonde haired boy that was the age of seventeen. You see the blond haired boy was Naruto Uzumaki, and he wasn't from this time. He was from the past, to be accurate he was from the Era of Dragon's. The Era where dragons basically ruled - the era where a great war between the dragons broke out causing the infamous Dragon Civil War.

What was he doing in this time if he was from the past? How did he get to the future? Those were million jewel question that would be answered in due time!

The blonde was starting to see darkness, he closed his blue eyes for a second, before hearing a noise, he quickly opened them to see a pink haired woman placing food in front of a grave.

"O-Old hag... will you gimme some food?" Naruto asked her, as he stared at the food.

"Hmm, you'll have to ask my friend.." The woman replied, as she curiously stared at the blonde.

So that persons grave was her dead friend's grave? The blond slowly but surely got up.. he walked over to her friend's grave, and begin eating the food, the pink haired woman just stared at the blond, he had a calm aura surrounding him, his blue eyes showed that he had been through so much, and he was so young.

At last Naruto was done, and the woman named Porlyusica asked, "So... what did my friend say to you?" she looked at him with curiosity.

The blonde turned around and with a smile said, "Nothing, I didn't ask your friend... how could I bother a dead person? How could I ask them for food? But instead.. I'll protect you – and I'll protect everybody precious to you... that is a promise I'll take to my grave," he said with such maturity.

The pink haired woman couldn't help but smile, she didn't like human's but she somehow already took a liking to the blond haired boy in front of her. She looked at him closely and realized his clothes were ripped and almost rags.

"Do you have a place to live?" She questioned Naruto.

The blond shook his head, "No... I don't."

"Hmm, very well, follow me... I'll give you some clothes and a place to stay," She smiled at him as she turned around and started walking away, the blond said nothing as he started following her.

One Year Later.

"I finally found that wretched cat!" Grinned an eighteen year old Naruto Uzumaki, "All I have to do is slowly walk behind it, and grab it, then its payday!" he said excitedly as slowly stood behind a kitty.

The cat was in front of a building that said, "Fairy Tail" in the front. The cat was basically scratching the door as in trying to go inside the building. Naruto slowly walked towards the cat, not making any noise, when he got close to the cat, he dove towards the cat to try and catch it, the cat however was fast. The door to the building somehow opened up in the process, and the cat ran inside.

"Hell no! You aren't running away!" Naruto got up and ran inside, after the cat.

The blonde was dodging or breaking down anything in his path. The cat was really fast, the cat jumped up into the air, and landed on top of the head of a pink-haired boy. Naruto jumped and kicked the pink-haired boys face, causing him to go flying off towards a table, the cat however jumped off the dude, and ran towards a red-haired chick. Naruto chased after the cat. HE WOULD CATCH THAT CAT NO MATTER WHAT! HE NEEDED TO EAT!

At last the blonde caught the cat, "Muahah, fur-ball, remember this as the day Naruto Uzumaki captured you!" Naruto laughed at the cat, mocking it.

The blonde then looked around the building, "What the fuck happened here?" he asked as he continued looking around, the place looked pretty damn destroyed.

"YOU HAPPENED, YOU BASTARD! WHY THE HELL DID YOU KICK ME?" The pink-haired boy from earlier yelled at Naruto as he got up and glared at him.

"It's Natsu... Zeref's little bro.. and Igneel's..." Naruto thought as he stared at the pinkette. He was surprised to see the pink haired boy, but he smiled.

"I was trying to kick the cat – your face got in the way," Naruto replied calmly, causing Natsu to growl at him in rage.

"Uh – Mr. Cat-Man, what are you doing here? Why were you chasing the cat?" A beautiful blonde haired girl with huge breasts named Lucy asked the blonde.

"A Heartfilia..heh, always blessed with those amazing genes," The blond then thought as he checked Lucy out, shamelessly. Naruto looked at her boobs and with his free hand he grabbed one of Lucy's breast, "Whoa! They are big, they are as big as melons! Boing Boing Boing!" he repeated as her breasts bounced.

"SEXUAL HARRASMENT!" Lucy yelled as she blushed in embarrassment, while she swung her hand and tried slapping the blond's face, but he swiftly dodged her attack.

"Oi, there's no need for violence, violent women are a turn off," The blond stated.

"I wouldn't need to get violent if you hadn't touched me, pervert!" Lucy told Naruto as she glared at him, her chocolate eyes staring at his blue eyes.

"Being attracted to such a beautiful and busty woman is in a man's nature, it doesn't really making me a pervert," He said coolly as he continued to check her out.

"I-I..u-um.." Lucy stammered and blushed before going silent.

"Who are you and how may we help you?" Makarov, a bald short man and the Master of Fairy Tail suddenly walked towards Naruto and he asked him this.

"Oh, with nothin', I was payed to capture this kitty and well it made it's way in here, but I have it so I should be on my way," The blond said as he handed Makarov a picture of the cat he was supposed to capture. The old man took the picture and examined it as one of his eyebrows started twitching.

Gray Fullbuster, a shirtless boy looked at Master's twitching brow and he gently took the picture from him, he then too examined it as one of his eyes started twitching, "UH – the cat in the picture is black... the cat you're holding is white.." he stated as he sweat-dropped.

"Eh, a cat is a cat – I'm bringing the woman a cat, she should be happy!" Naruto shrugged his shoulder's, and spoke lazily as he took the picture from Gray.

"YOU DESTROYED THE ENTIRE GUILD TO CAPTURE A CAT YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO CATCH!" Natsu yelled at the blonde, "I'm going to kill you! Especially since you hit me and I think it was on purpose too!" he continued to growl at the blond.

"Flame-brain, we should make him fix the entire guild instead!" Gray told his pink-haired comrade.

"We should kick his ass instead, stripper!" The pinkette suggested instead.

"Then who's going to repair the guild?" The Ice-Mage asked the pinkette.

Naruto took the chance to begin walking away, he didn't have time for this crap, the faster he returned this random cat, the faster he would be able to go buy some good o' ramen, head back home and sleep the rest of the day, believe it!

However, before he could leave the guild a red-haired woman appeared in front of him, "You caused all this damage, you're going to have to repair the guild!" she placed a blade to the blondes throat.

"Irene?!" Naruto's eyes widened as he stared at the redhead in shock, "Irene Belserion? N-No... This isn't her... She looks just like the Queen of Dragons, but she smells differently... She must be a descendant.." He thought in afterthought.

"Hey, ladies shouldn't be playing with dangerous toys like that, you might break a nail!" Naruto told her with an arrogant smirk, causing her to growl, this kid knew how to piss people off.

"You shouldn't piss of a woman, it'll be the death of you!" The beautiful redhead, whose name was Erza Scarlet stated with fire in her voice.

Before anything else could be done or said, a little brown haired boy yelled, "THAT ISN'T THAT FAR AWAY! GO LOOK FOR HIM OLD MAN!"

"I told you, your father is a Mage, he will be okay, everyone in this guild knows how to hold their own... plus he went to Mt. Hakobe, he should be back soon," Makarov, who was next to Naruto a few seconds ago was now sitting on top of the guild bar table, "Sit back, and watch the show, Erza is about to kick the blondie's ass!" he then said with a mischievous smirk on his wrinkly face.

The little kid seemed to be crying, he clenched his fist, and he was about to punch Makarov when Naruto appeared in front of him in the blink of an eye.

"Hey kid, here's my card!" Naruto handed the boy named Romeo a white card that said: Soldier of Fortune, "I'll do anything for a fee, you name it kid!" he grinned at the boy.

"Uh.. you sound like some sort of prostitute.. do anything for money? Just how desperate are you?" Natsu laughed at his own remark, it got him a few snickers from his fellow guildmates.

"Are you hungry?" Naruto only asked Natsu, "Because in a second I'm gonna give you a knuckle sandwich!" He said with a dark smirk on his face.

"Come on then, I'll take you on any day!" The pinkette yelled at him.

Before Naruto could say anything else, Romeo tapped him, the blonde turned around and looked down at Romeo who handed him a toy, "This is my favorite toy... are you willing to bring back my dad for this toy?" he said, tears were starting to stream down his eyes.

"OI, FUCK NO! RISK MY LIFE FOR A CRAPPY TOY? DO I LOOK CRAZY? If I heard correctly your father is over at Mt. Hakobe, it's fucking cold over there! Not only that but its home to all sorts of strange animals! Your dad could die for all I care, call me when you have money!" Naruto began walking away from Simon, his little outburst caused many in the guild to glare at him.

"Y-You bastard..." Natsu growled, he really wanted to kill Naruto. How could he say that? He was about to run after the blonde when Makarov spoke, "Leave him!"

"WHY?!" The pinkette turned to Makarov.

"What he said was indeed harsh, but there is no point in fighting over his words, just leave the boy be," Makarov said, while sighing to himself.

As Naruto walked away from the guild he whispered, "Oh boy, Mt. Hakobe... here I come!"

"Oi, I must be crazy!" Naruto told himself as he walked around Mt, Hakobe. It was really cold, it was really hard to walk on the snow, and there was a freaking blizzard!

"But I guess I can't help but help that brat... I know how it feels to lose a father... It's one of the worst feelings ever," The blond as he clenched his fists.

"Though how the hell am I supposed to find this brat's dad? I don't even know the dad's name or how he looks like!" Naruto wanted to punch himself, he came all the way to this cold mountain to look for a person that he didn't even know," Oh, wait, kids always end up looking like their parents.. So all I have to do is picture the kid as a grown man?"

The blonde tried picturing Romeo as an adult, but failed miserably. Oh well he would just do his best. The blonde shook his head, the crazy things he did for crying children.

The blonde then continued walking, looking around, and scanning the area. Nothing was in the proximity of his sight. Just snow, more snow, and a lot more snow. The blonde continued walking until he arrived to a cave. Maybe the kid's dad was inside? The blonde entered the cave, and looked around, there seemed to be nothing but Ice inside. Naruto proceeded to scan the area of the cave, before turning around, once he turned around his eyes widened before being punched in the face by a snow Vulcan! The punch was so powerful the blonde flew backwards and crashed into an ice wall, breaking it in the process!

"This be my territory, you not welcome here!" The Vulcan yelled at the blonde before charging at him. Naruto growled as he started getting up, he was going to kill this damn ape! He noticed blood was dripping from his own head, he looked straight ahead and saw the Vulcan charging at him at amazing speeds, the blond quickly got up, and his eyes widened. That Vulcan had taken over a human!

"Could it be the cry-baby's dad?" Naruto said to no one in particular, as the ape swung his fist at the blonde, he was a few feet away from the blonde.

Naruto dodged the punched by moving to the side quickly, this didn't stop the Vulcan and it continue throwing punches, and kicks at the blond who with amazing speeds was dodging them with ease, this Vulcan was no match for him.

"Stop moving, and DIE!" The Vulcan yelled with raged, the blonde was pissing him off.

"As you wish!" Naruto smirked and stood still, the Vulcan swung his right fist, and aimed for Naruto's face, the blonde with just one of his hands grabbed the Vulcan's punch and stopped it with nothing short of ease. This caused him to slide backwards due to the intense power of the Vulcan, the blonde firmly held onto the Vulcan who looked shocked at what the blond had just done.

"Lightning Dragon's Roar!" The blonde then yelled as he sucked in air, then out of his mouth he blasted out red beam of lightning. The raw power caused the Vulcan to go flying across the cave, and at last he crashed into a wall, forming a crater on it before falling into the icy floor on its face.

"I am Naruto Uzumaki, Lightning Dragon Slayer, remember the name, bitch!" Naruto grinned as he walked over to the Vulcan, blood still dripping to the sides of his face.

Macao woke up with a hurting head, and stomach, well everything seemed to be hurting at the moment, he saw blurriness at first, but at last he saw clearly. His eyes widened! He had been taken over by a Vulcan - it was the last thing he remembered, and now he was here laying down on the floor. He felt something heavy on his chest and he looked up to see a blond haired boy sitting on top of his chest with like no fucks to give. Though, he did notice blood dropping from his head down to his cheeks and down into the ground.

"D-Did you save me?" Macao asked him. "I hope I wasn't the one who hurt him." He thought as well

There was a few minutes of silence before the blonde spoke, "You look like him."

"Look like who?" Macao couldn't help but ask.

"Your son," Naruto replied with cold eyes, "That brat was crying over you, you shouldn't be so reckless, I could care less if you died, but you have a son, you dying could change his entire world forever.. I know how it feels to lose a father, it's the worst... A father shouldn't die before his child it just ain't right," Naruto continued to say.

"R-Romeo..." Macao sighed, the blonde was right, he then spoke, "I was taken over by the twentieth Vulcan... I don't think I'll be able to face him.."

"Whatever you choose to do is up to you," Naruto stood up while taking out something from his pocket, at last he took it out and it was his business card, he turned around and dropped the card on top of Macao's chest who grabbed it, " This is my business card, on the back side is my bank account number, I didn't risk my life for no reason, transfer some money into it, will ya?" he spoke.

The blond then said, "I sense your comrades nearby, they should be here any minute now... by the way.. no matter how many apes you took down, that brat will be happy to see you, it's your job to worry about him, not the brats job to worry about his old man," he finally said before leaving.

"Well... that's one interesting kid.." Macao thought as he watched the blond leave.

"I'm sorry for making you cry Romeo..." Was the first thing Macao said when he saw his son, he then gave his son a hug, a very loving hug!

"I-It's O-Okay.. I'm your son... the son of a Fairy Tail Mage..." Romeo said trying to hold back tears.

"Haha, cheer up, next time those kids tease you ask them "Can your old man take on 19 Vulcan's alone?" Macao grinned at his son.

Romeo grinned back at his dad before turning to his friends and saying, "Thank you Natsu! Happy! Lucy!" He looked grateful.

"Uh... we really didn't do anything..." Lucy told Romeo.

"Aye! Right Natsu – hey, where's Natsu?" Happy looked around, Natsu was nowhere to be seen.

"He probably got hungry and left to the guild," Lucy said, as she too couldn't see her pink-haired friend in sight, but it was like him to wander off.

"What are we waiting for then?" Macao grinned, "Let's go eat, I'm starvin too," he said while rubbing his belly and grinning.

In a nearby alley, Naruto and Natsu stared at each other, the blond was leaned against the wall, while Natsu eyed him with interest.

"You saved Macao, huh?" Natsu asked the blonde.

"Saved? Do I look like a hero to you? I could care less if that man died, I just happened to be attacked by him in Vulcan form, I was defending myself, that's all there is to it!" Naruto replied as he began walking away, a smile on his face.

"What were you doing there then?" Natsu smirked, as the blonde stopped, "Why were you at Mt. Hakobe? Face it, you went to save Macao," he said with a toothy grin.

"I heard it was summer over there, I wanted to check it out!" Naruto stated with a smirk that said, "You'll never know the truth! MUAHAH!" before he disappeared in a flash of crimson lightning.

I hope you enjoyed this first chapter! It was fun to write and I enjoyed it xD I look forward to follows, favorites, reviews and feedback!

Deuces.