101 Things Not To Say To Your Werewolf Friend In Mixed Company

These posts are just going to be silly shorts. Our plan is to post kinda randomly. We came up with this idea, because we were constantly thinking up dumb things for Sirius to say to Remus in front of people, but they weren't realistic enough to put in a story. So, here they will go, at least until we run out of them. Hehe. Hope you enjoy it!

"Hello, Professor Lupin," Harry Potter greeted warmly as he walked into the kitchen at 12 Grimmauld Place.

"Just Remus, Harry, I'm not your teacher anymore," the werewolf reminded the boy. He sat down at the wooden table in the kitchen with a cup of coffee, motioning the boy to join him with a wave of his hand.

"Ah, Harry! Great to see you!" Sirius Black walked into the kitchen, grabbed an apple and sat down beside Remus.

"How has school been?" Remus asked as he batted Sirius's hand away from his coffee.

Harry looked down at his hands. "It's been fine. I wouldn't mind a bit more privacy though. It seems like my whole life is either being recorded by Rita Skeeter or everyone already knows it at the moment." He looked up at Remus. "How did you manage to go seven years without anyone figuring you were a...a werewolf?" he asked curiously.

Remus gave an understanding smile. "It can be very hard to have any sort of privacy at Hogwarts. The important thing is-"

"-Your mates," Sirius cut in, attracting the boy's attention. "You need friends who can think quickly on their toes, who are experts in the area of covert operations. They need to always-"

"-Really?" Remus looked at his friend in complete disbelief before turning back to Harry. "I am lucky to have not been discovered in my first year thanks to my friends." Remus laughed, shaking his head as incident after incident ran through his mind.

"What? Name one time James or I said something incriminating. I bet you can't," Sirius said, crossing his arms as he waited.

"Oh, I could name much more than that!" Remus retorted.

Harry watched the back in forth in amusement.

Sirius leaned back and lifted his eyebrows expectantly. "Let's hear them then."

Oh No He Didn't #1

"I can't believe Lily said she'd go to Hogmseade with me on Saturday!" a fifteen-year-old James Potter said excitedly as he and his friends sat at the Gryffindor table for dinner.

Remus's eyes widened. "She did?" he asked in shock.

"Well," James paused. Sirius let out a snicker. Remus's eyes shot over to the laughing boy, who shook his head in dissent. James continued, not noticing, "She actually said, 'we are all going to Hogsmeade', but that's basically a yes. She was just being shy," he insisted.

"She certainly wasn't shy when she called you a stupid git," Sirius added, laughing as the angry boy looked down and grumbled at his plate.

Remus fought a smile as he stabbed a piece of rare meat with his fork and lifted it to his mouth.

"Moony, you've got a little juice right here." Sirius motioned to his own chin.

"Oh, right," Remus said, lifting a napkin and wiping away the mess. "Thanks, Padfoot."

"No problem... Hey, do you know what that just reminded me of?" Sirius asked with a smile on his face.

"What's that?" Remus asked offhandedly.

"A few months ago when you woke up with blood all over your face and neck." Sirius let out a barking laugh, not noticing the other students looking over in confusion or his friend's mouth dropping open in horror. "Remember how relieved we all were when we realized it was mine?" he asked in a nostalgic voice.

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