Chapter 11: Bikini, Toddlers, and Puppets- Oh MY!

First day at Ouran, and let's just say I did NOT disappoint…myself that is. Haruhi wanted nothing to do with being seen with me. Oh well, more attention for me. Gotta say I love the reactions I can get from people.

…Oh ya, I haven't fully explained the situation. Being that it WAS my first day attending Ouran High School, I of course had to make an impression. What better way to do it than give them all a little taste of American culture right? Right.

Well apparently I made everyone blush with my outfit. Which btws was short jean shorts and a bikini top. OH and I had my trusty converse of course, it'd be stupid not to. Duh. Psssh, foreigners don't understand-

"DESIREE!"

My eye twitched as I turned slowly to no other than- you guessed it, Tamaki Suoh. He had his Tamaki red color going on. Oh and did I mention I was walking on my hands? Oh well I was, my arm strength is on point.

"Yes senpai?"

"W-what are doing- and what are you even wearing!? Have you no shame!?"

I blinked seriously," What's shame?"

The blonde looked ready to implode which made me giggle. Oopsy, sorry not sorry Tama-chan~
I blinked again when I saw nothing but blue. WHY WAS THE WORLD BEING TAKEN OVER BY BLUEBERRIES!?-

"Put that on until we can get you a uniform."

…oh, it was Tamakis jacket. It smelled so good too- no, bad Dez, we made a pact not to date blondes. I let out a sigh as I flipped onto my feet, I wobbled a bit but thankfully kept my balance. HA, take that gravity!

"No thanks", I tossed it back at him, making him splutter. "I don't wear men's sweaty jackets."

"It's clean!"
"Whatever you say~ I don't wanna be late to class so see you later."

"Oh no you don't- you don't even know where you're going!"

I opened my mouth to release a really realllly good remark, but sadly he was right, but I wasn't about to let him win, oh no.

"Uh huh, I know I'm going this way", I pointed north."To my class so excuse me."

He raised an eyebrow," Desiree that's where the track field is, you don't have gym."

"…"

The blonde had the nerve to SMIRK. I huffed before jumping on his back, making him let out a girly yelp.

"Onward then my trusty stead to our place where we shall sleep- I mean learn!"

Tamaki's jaw dropped like he couldn't believe my boldness….or maybe it was because my boobs were against his head. Oh well. I wanted a ride to class so I was getting my ride to class.

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"Bang bang!"

I had my tongue sticking out to the side, hands in the shape of guns as I aimed at the twins. The twins faked their deaths, falling against each other and then to the floor. I grinned, holding up my guns while Haruhi sighed.

Today in the world of the rich, the host club decided to bring on the Justice! And no- they are not cosplaying Marvel or DC- but man that would be so cool- wooooah Dez, we didn't bring a towel, calm down.

ANYWAY- Justice- law, dudududuuuuu- DEZ. Ok I'm sorry- this isn't Law & Order. But the hosts were allllll dressed like cops. Except for Tamaki, he had more of the white general look going on. Where's grape juice when you need it-? ANYWAY- They actually looked kinda cool- but don't tell them I said that.

"Dez go sit down before you break something."

"Awwww, Haru-chan you don't need to worry about little ol' me~"

"Yes, yes I do."

"Weeeeeell don't~"

She was about to say something again when the door started to open. Haruhi was yanked into position to greet the girls while I found unattended food. And this is why Americans shouldn't be left alone with food- it shall go missing without a trace like ninja~

"Oh my, what an unusually young guest", Tamaki stated. "Well, ggglllad you're here, my little lost kitty cat."

I blinked. OH GOD WHO LET KIDS IN HERE- HIDE YOUR EYES-

I stopped. And, oh My GOD. SHE'S SO CUTE I WANNA KEEP HER!

She looked maybe 4- she was so tiny and her blond hair was up in pigtails- and OMG those eyes. Those eyes were so blue I wanted to swim in them- wait Dez, no, no swimming in children that's wrong.

"Now my little kitty cat, why have you come to see us today?"

She blushed adorably and blinked at all the hosts. She lifted her little hand and pointed straight at Tamaki.

"It's a reverse harem!"
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RIP Dez who is now dying of laughter in the background.

"This is a reverse harem", she stated again loudly.

Tamaki hit his head a few times as if he were trying to get water out of his ears," That can't be right I must have heard wrong, maybe there's still some water in my ear from when I went swimming."

Hikaru laughed," Ya, water in the ears, that's got to be it."

"I'm sure we just heard her wrong", Kaoru continued. "There's no way this cute little girl said the words 'reverse harm'. Something's going on with our ears."

The adorable little girl, who I have now dubbed as my spirit animal, pointed at the hosts once again," There's debauchery here."

RIP Dez's ghost who was now dying of laughter.

"Yay there's debauchery here, isn't there!?" She smiled and pointed to each host in turn," You're the glasses character. You're the boy Lolita and the Stoic type. Mmm, Twincest- oh and the book worm!"

She hummed, turning at last to the host kind. Tamaki gulped, trying not to freak out under the gaze of those blue eyes.

"….Big Brother?"

MAYDAY MAYDAY- Ghost is going down- I repeat, going down!

I inhaled loudly and sat up," WHAT!?"

The little girl smiled happily, throwing herself into Tamaki's arms.

"My brother's blond- you must be him!"

The twins were as flabbergasted as I was," You never told us about this! Since

when did you have a little sister!?"

"I-I don't! I'm definitely an only child- as far as I know."

Honey decided to put his two cents in," The more I look at you two, the more you guys look alike. You are both blond after all~!"

Kyoya hummed," I want to know if glasses character is superior to big brother."

"Does it really matter", Haruhi questioned. "I can't believe she called me bookworm."
I giggled, suddenly behind her," It could be worse Haruhi~"

She yelped and jumped some," DEZ!"

"Oops~"

Haruhi sighed deeply, watching the little girl hold onto the frazzled Tamaki.

"E-excuse me-" Tamaki tensed more while she rubbed her head against his cheek.

I hummed, sliding over," Hey you~~"

She blinked at me.

"What's your name~? I'm Dez."

She blinked again, "Kirimi~"

Tamaki sighed and finally set her down, kneeling in front of her," Kirimi-chan, I'm afraid you have made a mistake. I'm really sorry, but I don't have a younger sister."

She teared up, looking ready to cry her heart out," A-are you sure…? You're blond just like me."

I smacked Tamaki over the heard," TAMAKI!"

He yelped," OW."

"How dare you make a poor girl cry!? You're a poor excuse for a host you pervert!" I huffed, scooping up Kirimi," Don't you mind him, he's just a big meanie butt."

Tamaki choked on air, dying in a corner for his mushroom growing. The twins slid over to him, poking at him but gained no response. I cradled the little toddler in my arms, smiling at her.

"You're so much like my best friend ya know~?"

She blinked her big blue eyes at me," Your friend?"

I nodded," Yep~ She's from America like me- I haven't seen her in years though….I really miss her."

Hikaru raised an eyebrow," Why haven't you seen her?"

Kaoru continued," I mean she IS your best friend right?"

I turned away," Never you mind Gingies~! We have better things to worry about!"

I cursed myself, damnit Dez that was toooooo close. Like close enough to kiss tears. I…Ok I don't know how that analogy worked but go with it.
Haruhi let out a sigh," What do you think we should do Kyoya-senpai?"
"Well we should probably start by finding out if she even has a brother that attends to this school."

The lights suddenly went out.
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"Tamaki stop touching me there!"
"I-I'm not even near you Desiree!"

I giggled," I know~ I know~~~ Now seriously, turn the lights on I can't see a thing."

Everyone was quiet.

"Um….guys?"

"Kirimi~~~"

I tensed, the hair on the back of my neck standing on its ends like a fluffed up kitty cat. We all turned when the lights turned back on and a door creaked open. Wait- door? WHEN DID THAT DOOR GET THERE!?

My brain stopped ranting as a beautiful blond boy peeked inside. His hair was longer than Tamakis and his blue eyes shined brightly- just like Kirimi! I looked between him and the toddler in my arms several times.

The twins blinked," Hey, uh, who the hell are you?"

"He looks like a foreigner like Dez-chan", Honey-senpai stated.

"What", I blinked.

Haruhi sighed,"Why does the door look different all of a sudden?"

Wait. IT WAS THE SAME DOOR!?

The blond boy took a few steps inside," Oh Kirimi…"

"Master…"

"You forgot your cloak."

Both an older man and women dressed in servant clothes came up to the blond. There was a woosh of air as a long dark cloak was draped over the blond, hiding him from the light of the room. All the hosts in the room gaped at the result.

"Nekozawa-senpai!?"

"…oh hey it's cat boy~"

The maid blinked at us," The master is terribly sensitive to any bright light. For that reason, if he doesn't shroud himself in black, he will fall victim to the brightness of the outside world and will undoubtedly collapse! And just to be comfortable he has to cover his beautiful blond hair with a dark wig!"

"And on the other hand", the butler raised his head, "his sister mistress Kirimi is frightened of darkness."

Haruhi pursed her lips, joining my side while pointing to the toddler in my arms," So this little girl is Nekozawa-senapai's little sister?"

"You are quite insightful. Yes, that would be correct."
I blinked," ….coolio~"

After I set the little girl down she looked at her real brother in caution. Nekozawa approached, using his hand puppet that looked like a pissed off cat to talk to his little sister.

"Kirimi, so this is where you've been hiding~ hahahahha~"

The poor girl whimpered before launching herself back at Tamaki," Big brother save me from the monster!"

Nekozawa continued his approach," Please don't be scared, I'd like to introduce you to someone. This is Beelzenef~ The Nekozawa family has worshipped cats for generations."

I snickered, earning a glance from Kyoya," What's so amusing?"

"H-He's an old cat lady~~~" I burst out laughing, falling on the floor. The Shadow King merely sighed while the twins stood over me, telling me to get up and stop being a spazz which I of course ignored.

Haruhi rolled her eyes," Ya know….I get a feeling that she's not afraid of the puppet. Call me crazy, but I think it's you senpai."

Nekozawa gasped in disbelief.
The twins nodded, each holding up a finger," It's probably your clothes. We'll help you change, k?"

The gingers then proceeded to tug on the cloak, much to the crazy senpais dismay. Either way someone was going to be unhappy. Nekozawa had to hide in the dark and Kirimi stayed in the light, each afraid to go into the other.

I sighed deeply," ….I need juice. Kirimi lets go on an adventure!"

I yoinked her from Tamakis hold.
"Hey- Dez wait a minute!"

"No way, you guys figure this out I'm gonna go babysit!"

I heard Haruhi mumble as I left," I thought she hated babysitting…"

Oh I do….but Kirimi has nothing on Kat and Cat sooooo~

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Kirimi hummed contently, drawing with the sharpies I had given her. All 40 dollars worth of sharpies. Hey don't look at my like that- I wanted to art ok!?

Anyway- I kinda broke into the garden and set up a little camp. I had my apple juice and little Kirimi had her coloring.

"Soooo Kirimi- tell me something?"

"Hm?" She blinked her bright blue eyes at me.

"Do you not like your brother?"

"Eh!? I love my big brother!"

"But you seemed so scared of Nekozawa…and Tamaki is definitely not a brotherly type", I pursed my lips.

"My brother is a real prince!"

"But he's also a noob…."

"A what?"

"Neverminddddd~"

I sweatdropped. This little girl didn't need to know anymore weird terms. She shrugged and went back to coloring.
"Dez-chan, do you have a big brother?"

"Uh huh~"

"Is he a prince too?"

"Not even close."

She blinked in surprise, stopping while looking back up at me like how in the world was is possible to have a brother that wasn't a true blue prince from a manga.

"My brother isn't home much….is a total math nerd….aaaand skips out on baths a lot cause he plays in the dirt."

"Eh?"

I nodded," He goes to other countries a lot."

"Why…?"

"It's just something he likes to do. He likes to go to the middle of nowhere on an adventure while I like finding a certain place with great culture to explore instead. We total opposites- actually….thats kinda like you and your brother now that I think about it."

She blinked again, not understanding what I was referring to. God why did I agree to this again….Oh ya cause I wanted juice.

"Ah, nevermind Kirimi~"

She nodded slowly and continued coloring once more. Upon taking a closer look I realized that Kirimi was drawing two blond stick figures, obviously her and her 'pricely' big brother. I smiled softly, starting to miss my own older brother. I hadn't had the chance to talk to him since I made it to Japan….ya know, phones are useful. I should call- nahhhhh. Too lazy to pull it out of my bra- YES I KEEP MY PHONE IN MY BRA, FIGHT ME.

"Dez-chan?"

…she's taking to you Dez. Say something stupid.

"I wasn't thinking about licking you."

"…Ok~"

Nailed it. Good one Dez. Thanks Dez.
I sighed, leaning back in my seat. However I leaned back too far and fell out. Letting out a yelp I rolled backwards through a bush hedge thing and out into the open courtyward until I hit the water fountain.

"ughhhhhhhh"

"Dez-chan!?"

Run Kirimi the hedges are working with the barrels….

Everything was spinning. Reminded me of the time I took too much Nyquil. Felt like I was stuck in the dryer for hours. Weeeeeee-

I blinked when I faintly heard a whimper. Hurriedly sitting up, I spotted Kirimi being cornered by a…..oh. oh my…..that is a VERY big cat. DID IT EAT SOMEONE!?

"Kirimi!"

She whimpered again, eyes wide in fear and looking ready to have her soul sucked out by the cat- Dez….this isn't the subbasement chill.

I went to get up to go rescue her but then a window broke on the same floor that the host club was located on. Nekozawa jumped through it. Yes, you heard me right. And he was NOT wearing his cloak.

He sprinted towards his sister," KIRIMI!"

She turned, teary eyes widening as she finally recognized her big brother as her REAL brother.

"…well cool~"

I smiled, sitting by the fountain till I felt blood drip down my face," Aw man…"

I held my hand over the small gash, feeling legit dizzy. With a groan I closed my eyes, everything blurred out by my new concussion. Yay…bleh…

"Dez?" A gentle hand grabbed my shoulder. I opened one eye and looked up to see Tamaki standing over me.

"…yo~"

"Are you alright?"

"Just fiiiiiiiine."

He sighed, nearly down and moving my hand, looking at the gash with a frown. I blinked in surprise by the kind gesture from the blond that I had been picking on….no damnit feels. You are not allowed to feel guilty. I forbid you- ….damnit.

I dropped my gaze as he spoke," I'll take you to the nurses office."

"…Hey, Tamaki…."

"Yes?"

"I-I'm sorry…."

He blinked," What?"

Pursing my lips, I hesitantly looked back up at him," For ya know….picking on you….I don't really mean it…."

Tamaki looked shocked for a moment before smiling, shaking his head," It's alright. You're no worse than the twins."

I wasn't sure if I should be offended or not so I just smiled. He helped me to my feet but I stumbled right into his chest with a groan.

"Ahhhh ;-; dizzy."

He sighed," New plan, here."

Tamaki gave me his school jacket before scooping my up bridal style, making me squeak.

"H-hey!"

"You'll only hurt yourself more stumbling around like that."

"…..touche."

He started carrying me to the nurses office. I kept my hand over the gash so I wouldn't bleed on him. He…stupid princely type really is like a big brother….damnit I miss Ry…..

"Hey Tamaki."

"Yes?"

"Thanks."

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Ryder laughed," Ahh, only you Dez, only you."

"Aw cmon shhhh, it wasn't my fault, the chair was defective!"

"Uh huh, sure."

I giggled and smiled softly," …..hey Ry when are you going home to see daddy…?"

"Ah- I dunno….maybe in a few months or so if I work hard enough, it's pretty busy down here."

"Oh…"

"Why? Miss me?"

"Maybe a little~" I forced a smile so he wouldn't notice since we were video chatting. He was still in Mexico and it was like 3 am here but it didn't matter. I rarely got to see him on video, never mind just a call.

"I see how it is~ Well if you miss me so much just dye Tamakis hair black and teach him English~"

"Not funny."
He chuckled.

I pursed my lips… maybe Kirimi was right about the princely thing though….the only difference is my brother is the type of prince that gets dirty to help others, not using his charm and looks for it. For me it means I'm last to get swept off my feet by my prince.

Sorry about the long wait guys! Life...ya life, that is my excuse XD I hoped you enjoy and I promise to update...possibly sooner? But def before I die XD But please review so I have more motivation k~? K~

Anyway, remember: Love, Peace, & Chicken Grease. Newtb00 out bros