"Shh! You'll get us caught!" Mirka tried to shush me.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, ok here I go…" I said while trying to stifle my laughter. It had been a few days since we made our pact, and we were already hard at work. I cleared my throat and spoke into the device.

"Attention all camp attendees," I said In my most 'mature' voice possible. "The Britain camp consoler would like you all to know he wishes to be referred to as 'Sir Iggy, Head of the Order of the Eyebrows' from now on, thank you." I shut off the microphone to the P.A. system right before we all erupted into laughter.

"I-I can't believe you just did that." Ellie choked out between giggle fits.

"Believe it sister," I laughed and pushed her playfully.

It wasn't long until we heard rushed footsteps heading towards the announcing room…which we were in.

"Already?!" Mirka whispered fearfully as she stood up.

"Don't worry, we have an escape plan remember?" Ellie opened up the window and climbed out into the night, then turned and lent a hand to help the next person.

The footsteps had stooped, the doorknob jiggled and the person cursed when he found it was locked.

"You blokes better unlock this door RIGHT NOW!" Crap, it was Sir Iggy himself, come to reclaim his honor.

"Shit!" I mouthed, if he caught us we would be in for it. He was the strictest out of all the consolers, I mean at least the others were even willing to help sometimes with the prank. After Mirka climbed out the window I followed after her. Behind me I could hear Iggy get out his keys and fumble with them as he struggled to unlock the door.

"Come on!" Ellie said urgently as she grabbed my hand and started running. I heard a door slam open and another loud curse as Iggy struggled through the window to try and follow us.

"GET BACK HERE!" He yelled as he started running after us.

"The British are coming, the British are coming!" Ellie screamed as we dodged trees and ran faster and faster through the woods. When the tree line ended we jumped into the bushes surrounding the food court and hoped for the best.

Through the leaves and small flowers we could see a figure come out of the woods and search frantically. After looking around, but not being able to see anything, it quickly ran off in another direction.

We all breathed a sigh of relief.

"What's next on our to-do list?" Ellie asked excitedly.

"Let's see…."Mirka pulled out a paper from her leather jacket pocket.

"Find that British pervert and hang him from the tallest tree by his undies…check!"

Me and Ellie fist bumped and grinned. "That was a pleasure," She said with a cackle.

"Use the P.A. system to take Iggy down a notch…check!"

We all nodded, proud of ourselves.

"Run Alfred's boxers up the American cabin flagpole….not check." She smirked and looked up from the paper.

"Well…what do you say….?"

"OH-yes, definitely yes." I said leaning back against the building from where I sat.

"Great! We should go get started on our plan of action then." Ellie stood up and started walking towards our base of operations, my cabin.

We walked on the edge of the woods, that way we could easily avoid Iggy if he was still on patrol. After a while Ellie looked up.

"How's it hangin'?" She asked without stopping.

"Ha. Ha." Said the hanging boy sarcastically.

"Oh don't get your panties in a twist, I'm sure someone will find you in the morning…." She said carelessly with a flick of her hand.

The boy stayed quiet and continued hanging precariously from his tree limb, his bugs bunny boxers shining brightly in the moonlight.

We reached our cabin and climbed in through the window in the back. After everyone took a seat on a bed, I clapped my hands together.

"All right team, let's come up with a plan."


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