Pipsqueak and his mustang

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Chapter 1:

Edward stands glaring at the large headquarter "that damn mustang!" It had been a week

since he resored Alphonse body so he was spenting some relax time in resembool when

mustang rudly order him back to the east and at 6am no less.

Edward walked (more like stomped) though out the build that was pretty much empty only

a few higher up and janitorial workers that are not usually there later in the day. He soon

reached mustang office and without any hesition he kicked the door open "You bastard!

Heres your dumb ass report!"

Mustang looks shocked at the young chibi before him from how much anger he was

showing, but he did lost his cool for long he got up with a smirk and took the report from

edward "your so lively fullmetal maybe I should get you to come early more often."

Roy pov

"you want to die colonel dumbass!" Edward glares up at me making me laugh my ass off

inside my head still staying cool on the outside "colonel dumbass that's a new one." Edward

smirks yelling at me again "yeah! I hope you like it dumbass!" I sigh slightly looking down

at the paper it. The paper looked just as bad as all of edward's reports but today I want to

have fun with him, I look up (or maybe down) from the paper to edward "This is the wrost

yet fullmetal I can't even read it, just because you can pass for a five year old doesn't mean

you should write like one." edward gets ready to yell till I burn the papar with a serious look

"write it over." edward yells "Like hell I am I got things to do!" I look at him smirking my

head on my hand. "like what edward Al is and Resembool still with winry am I correct"

edward nods "yeah" I laugh abit "then you have nothing to do unless…" edward looks

confused "unless what?" I get closer to him "you got a date" edward blushes reder the a

stawbarry in jumps back "N-no way!" I laugh moving back in my chair yelling "I did mean

with me Edward." I say look so only I can hear "unless you want." Edward sits on the couch

still blushing "you old pervert."