There is no excuse for my absence beyond the fact that I am a fucking lazy and worthless shitsnack. Deep apologies.
Summary: So my friend and I were having a Skype convo that somehow delved into a smutty RP with some Jason/Percy-ness.
Rating: M I would suppose. T also.
(I was Leo and Percy while she was Jason and Nico) PRETTY ROUGH! (As in not my usual level of...things..)
Me: Btw I don't why but I have this pjo foursome image in my head and I figure you'd be the only one to appreciate it maybe.
ME: Want to hear it?
Friend: Hell yes.
Me: Okay so Nico is on the floor on his hands and knees and behind him Percy and Jason are double holing him while making out and Nico is sucking on Leo's cock and I've always wanted to do something like this...I mean WRITE something like this...
Me: Yeah..
Friend: Wooooow.
Friend: Love how Nico receives all of this though.
Me: Well...
Friend: Leo be like 'Wait I'm topping I this?! Holy crap Yes!'
Me: I ship Leo seme anyways so..
Friend: I wonder how they would react to the idea of that though.
Me: Nico would be a tomato, that much I'm sure of. My laptop smells nice.
Friend: Like Percy would just legit walk up to them and say "Wanna have a foursome with Jason and me?" like he was asking about the weather.
Me: Oh yeah definitely. And I bet Leo is just a shameless fuck and is like, 'Yeah sure; sounds cool'.
Friends: And Nico would just glare at him with the face of a tomato and say "Hold on, I'm the one who's gonna feel sore later not you!"
Me: And then Leo proceeds to be like 'Well yeah but look me in the eye and tell me you'll hate it'.
(Nico): "Fine but you're not getting any after!"
(Leo): 'Oh ho we shall SEE about that later!'
(Nico): Leo I swear to Hades if you even try to touch me I will throw you into the River Styx and laugh!
(Leo): *wiggles fingers* Oh I'll be doing a LOT more than simply touching you~.
(Nico): Once again I won't even let you try.
(Leo): Keep telling yourself that babe.
(Nico): *Brings out knife* Mhmm sure.
(Leo): Ah yes, domestic violence. Perfect for that masochism thing you have going on.
(Nico): I am a sadomasochist you git, get it right!
(Leo): Git? You really need to work out that 40's thing.
(Nico): Oh shush.
(Leo): NEVER!
(Nico): So...foursome when?
Me: And Percy was just standing there the entire time watching like, 'Wut'.
Jason: So Percy they agreed?
Percy: More or less.
Jason: Excellent! Well I have the giant vibrator when you're ready just saying.
Leo: Oh yes that sounds perfect! You know besties let their besties borrow those kind of toys.
Nico: Mhmm don't think I didn't see you working on those others.
Leo: I don't remember denying this.
Jason: But you've been holding out on Percy for the last month everytime he asks.
Leo: Eh. Wasn't done yet. Not all of them or all the special functions at least. *winks at Nico*.
Nico: Hell no, some of them were finished and tested, you just didn't wanna share.
Leo: Alright this is so. But did YOU honestly want to share?
Nico: Well one does get tired of using the same toy every night.
Leo: ...Were you insulting my craftmanship just now?
Nico: I was simply stating that I get used to the feeling rather quickly. At the rate I was using them anyway.
Leo: ...This shall not do at all. Maybe I should make one that changes shape? What do you think? Any opinions?
Nico: I was using them 5 times on a normal day- I had them perpetually on.
Percy: You sex crazed monkey.
Nico: Blame Leo.
Leo: I gladly take full responsibility. Encourage it in fact.
Jason: You still owe me that particular toy, whatever happened.
Percy: And the new that's going to be made.
Leo: I'll make you a different one- any special requests?
Nico: A dildo that not only vibrates but gets consistently bigger and longer as you get used to it.
Leo: Well duh. Certain things will have to be adjusted to make sure it doesn't do any damage though. *smirks pervertedly at Nico* There will have to be a LOT of tests.
Nico: I'm well aware; I'll probably tie you down and use it on you. And smirk at you writhing around.
Percy: So are all going to bone or not because you two seem pretty up to it now.
Nico: Let's just get it over with.
Me: And then they all go and have really kinky and hot sex for about 3 hours or something.
Friend: And the girl's hear all of it and shake their heads.
Me: and watch in secret because they're not so secretly yaoi-tards
Friend: And probably film the thing for future use.
Me: Oh yeah definitely, they probably play it on movie nights and have massive orgies together.
Friend: In short the entire cast is sex crazed.
Me: No shit. Especially Nico apparently.
Friend: Sex crazed Nico is the best because he'd be so casual about it.
Me: Yet can be so blushing bride too.
Friend: Like you just admitted you wore a vibrator on max for a full 6 hours with a cock ring but Leo saying you smell nice mortifies you?
Me: M. I'd imagine they have a very casual sex life. Like, walk in on each other jacking off and the one masturbating is just like, 'you gonna help or nah?'
Friend: Nico would probably say "Yeah but under my conditions".
Me: And Leo is just there like, 'Whatever just suck my dick already.'
Friend: And then Nico would turn it into and edging session.
Me: Yup ...We are RPing Valdangelo smut.
Friend: Shamelessly.
Me: It's wondrous.
Friend: Because the pairing itself is perfect for this.
Me: And our delusional fantasies.
Friend: Ah yes, not to mention Nico's canon sexuality.
Me: So very canon.
Friend: and Leo's handyman abilities.
Me: And those skilled fingers of his.
Friend: Oh yes.
Me: We are such shippers.
And finish. I'll try to update again soon and again, sorry for the long wait.