Author's Notes: I don't own any of this stuff. I just own the plot. Hope you think this is funny

Summary: James takes a look at baby Harry. James eyes are brown. Sirius' eyes are deep blue. James wants to kill Sirius.



I pace the hallway. I can't believe I'm trusting Sirius to helping Lily. Him and my mother in law. Sirius claimed that he had to help his mother out with this a thousand times, because they couldn't afford a doctor.

I stand there for a moment, then look at Remus. I ask, Why are we not in a hospital? He says, because it happened suddenly, you weren't home and Sirius was. And because Sirius was dumb and had a panic attack. He was practically crying when I came in to see why he screamed. Strange, I don't believe he was ever like that when his mother was about to have a child. Remus looks politely confused.

The door opened and Sirius came out, carrying a baby. He tells me, Lily passed out right after Harry was born. That's what Lily wants to call him, my friend.

Harry has a bit of black on his head. His eyes are blue. Blue. My eyes are not blue. Lily doesn't have blue eyes. My mother didn't have blue eyes. Nor did anybody in either of our families. Sirius has blue eyes. I ask him, have you been sleeping with my wife? He tells me, no. But he hands Harry to Remus. He knows what's coming.

I'm after Sirius in a flash. Sirius gives a very unmanly scream and runs down the hall. I chase him down the stairs, through the living room, around the table, down to the basement, around the basement. We go back upstairs, around the table a few more times, and back up to the second floor. Mum holding baby Harry now.

Sirius runs and hides behind Remus. Remus blocks my way. He tells me, James calm down. All babies have blue eyes when they are born. I had blue eyes, you had blue eyes, Lily had blue eyes, and Harry will have blue eyes for a little while. Later they will turn either green or brown. That's just the way nature is!

I stand there. I know to listen to Remus. He's the brains of the outfit...in the current circumstances. But if Harry keeps blue eyes, I will personally make Sirius pay.

Sirius laughs and says, Geez Jamie. I didn't know you were THAT dumb. Even Peter knows that. Remus turns to Sirius and says, No, Peter doesn't know.