The two heroes and anti-hero stood looking at the mountain of a zombie in disbelief. "So... That's a thing. Any ideas on how to kill it?" Deadpool asked. Suddenly, Juliet's phone began ringing. Really? Your mom's calling at a time like this?" He said, annoyed.
"He has a point, Juliet, this is the WORST time for a phone call." Nick said.
"Well, I have to answer it!" Juliet said in a moody tone, slamming her chainsaw into the ground.
"Juliet. Can you hear me?" Morikawa asked on the phone.
"What the?!" Nick asked.
Deadpool gasped. "A g-g-g-ghost!" He said in fear, wheeling his arms in front of him and taking off in a dust cloud.
"Morikawa-Sensei?! You're alive?!" Juliet asked in happiness and disbelief
"Can you hear me, Juliet? My prized student. It is impossible to rest in peace with all of this noise." He said.
"Sensei? Are you alive?!" Juliet asked.
"He just said rest in peace, Juliet." Nick said.
"Maybe he's trying to take a nap, Nick." She countered.
"His voice is all ghosty and creepy and weird, it's a sure sign he's dead." Nick said.
"Yes, dear, it's true. I'm contacting you from the land beyond words. I will guide you the best I can, but the reception here is terrible, so listen carefully." He said.
"Yes, sensei!" Juliet said.
"Yes, sensei." Nick quietly mocked her, but loud enough to hear.
"Really, Nick? The fate of our whole town is in the balance and you're gonna take the time to mock me?" She asked.
"I didn't-!" He said.
"I just heard you! You're right there!" She said.
"It was the wind." He lied.
"Please! Both of you! You must first get close to Killabilly. But be careful. He is, shall we say, cranky" Morikawa explained.
"Okay." Juliet said, before hanging up.
"How are we gonna get all the way over to him?" Nick asked.
Deadpool suddenly reappeared beside them. "No problem! I got this!" He said, putting his arms around their shoulders, then teleporting on a building nearby Killabilly at his chest level. "Surprise, motherfucker!" He said, firing a charged shot from his Pulse Rifles into the mountainous zombie's eyes.
"My eyes! I'll kill you!" He said, reaching down for them, but suddenly, a giant, purple, armored hand grabbed the giant zombie and lifted him up to the mouth of the even larger and more powerful Galactus.
"You shall provide me with the energy I need to consume this planet." He said, dropping the zombie into his mouth and eating him.
"What a twist!" Deadpool said.
"Who the hell is that?!" Nick asked.
"I've never seen anything like that before!" Juliet said in shock.
"That my friends, is Galactus. The power cosmic and devourer of planets. And he's kind of a dick. So, we should probably do something before he eats the planet. Marvel Vs. Capcom reference! Yay-yeah!" Deadpool said, teleporting them to a floating meteor platform thing in space at Galactus' chest level.
"Why do you laugh in the face of your own destruction?" He asked Deadpool, who was leading the team and currently reading one of his own comic books.
"Check me out! I'm the ghost of Christmas KICK YOUR ASS!" He shouted as they got ready to fight.
I have no time for you." He said, spawning a silver version of Zed in front of them as he went back to consume the planet.
"Have gun, will shoot!" Deadpool said, as he pulled out both pistols and fired about 10 times from both guns, then switching out with Nick
"Stab, stab, stab, uppercut!" Nick said, throwing strong hits with the sais, stabbing Zed in the chest three times before uppercutting him and switching out with Juliet.
Just as Juliet landed in, a silver version of Vikke also landed. "Holy Chainsaw!" She said, executing her deadliest combo on them, knocking them into the air, then readying her- "Chainsaw blaster!" She said, blasting them until she had to reload, but it was enough to bring them down.
Deadpool then switched back into the lead as Galactus flew back to them, looking furious. "Woo-hoo-hoo, he's pissed!" Deadpool chuckled, throwing a couple combos, shooting him a few times and using his katana slide attack before Galactus flicked him and pushed him back a bit, not launching him away due to Deadpool blocking at the last second. "Huh... May need more juice for this one... ANIME POWER UP TIME!" He said, activating the team's X-factor and calling them in for a team hyper combo (quick side note: I HIGHLY recommend doing that to do massive amounts of heavy damage to Galactus early on, so save it for him). "BANG! BANG BANG BANG! BANG BANG BANG BANG!" He said as he continued to fire at Galactus, non-stop.
"Sparkle Hunting Super Powers!" Juliet announced, entering her Sparkle Hunting mode and unleashing devastation with her best combos at super speeds.
"Time to roll out!" Nick said as he found a motorcycle floating around in space and kept driving into Galactus' chest while shooting.
This managed to stagger Galactus back and with continuous team effort and special moves they continued to wear Galactus to only one or two more hit until defeat.
"Accept your end..." Galactus said ominously as he raised his right hand, surrounded by red cosmic energy.
"Well, that's not good." Deadpool said wide-eyed. But then, something no one could ever expect happened. Deadpool MADE A PLAN! "Wait, I think I've got it!" He said, running up, aiming his pulse rifles at the ground, charging up a shot, firing and launching himself up to Galactus' face and put as much strength as he possibly could into one incredibly powerful uppercut, with a mighty battle cry. "SHORYUKEN!" He shouted as his punch connected and Galactus lost the power to fight.
"How dare you... I now must squash you like the bug that you are!" He said as he fell back into the rift of space.
"Hey, you were recording that, weren't you readers? No? *chuckles*... WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WEREN'T RECORDING THAT?!" He demanded as he grabbed onto and shook the camera/4th wall.
"Uh... Let's go back to Earth now." Juliet said.
"Fine, whatever." Deadpool said, teleporting them back to Earth.
"Well, quite a show you kids put on, there." Gideon said as they walked up.
"Yeah. Didn't expect a giant planet eater to start attacking everything, but that was fun to watch." Cordelia said.
"Yeah, you guys kicked his ass! It was so cool!" Rosalind said excitedly.
"You know, this really has been the best birthday ever!" Juliet said.
"Oh, that reminds me, here's my present to you!" Deadpool said, handing her a red box with his symbol all over it.
She opened it up to reveal a belt with the symbol of a chainsaw and confetti on what would be the buckle. "Ooh, what's this?" She asked.
"It's a belt... With a teleporter on it like mine. Just click the little button with the chainsaw on it and teleport to wherever you want, be it a few feet away or China even. But luckily, I fixed all the bugs, so it won't send you places you aren't trying to go and the cool down time is only a second." He said.
"Wow, thanks, Deadpool, this is awesome!" She said, trying it on and teleporting around a few places within sight of the others. She suddenly looked dizzy, however. "Whoa, that's cool, but it's gonna take some getting used to." She said.
"Yeah, not surprised, I puked the first couple times, too." He said.
"Thanks, Deadpool. It was nice working with you." She said.
"Yeah, totally! We should do it again sometime!" He said.
"So, what are you gonna do now?" Nick asked.
"Eh, probably go get some Chimichangas and try to beat the next night on Five Nights At Freddy's. I must beat the game in honor of my fallen security guard friend!" Deadpool said, striking a heroic pose before teleporting away (I'll explain: The other security guard who sends you messages on nights 1-4 is killed PRESUMABLY by Freddy on night 4).
"Man, that guy is beyond any type of psycho I've ever heard of." Gideon said.
"Yeah, he's crazy, but I'm definitely glad we met and made friends with him." Juliet said with a smile as they left for home.
"We best hurry. Your Mom's gonna be worried." Gideon said.
"And none of us want to see that." Cordelia said.
"Yeah, not even I'm that crazy!" Rosalind said.
"You know what? This has really been the best birthday ever!" Juliet said, to which everyone laughed.
After a long credit scene of them running all through town, they finally arrived at the home of the Starlings. "Mom! I'm home!" Juliet said cheerfully as they all ran in.
"Momma, your lover boy is back." Gideon said.
"Everyone, where were you? You were supposed to be home hours ago!" She said, her back turned from the rest of the family, not exactly sounding concerned.
"Mom, I have someone I want you to meet!" Juliet said, moving out of the way slightly.
"Mrs. Starling, hi, I'm Nick!" Nick addressed himself.
"Oh, you're... Juliet's friend?" Her mother asked, still not particularly interested.
"Mom? What's wrong?" Juliet asked.
Her mother didn't answer, still focusing on whatever she was working on, looking somewhat dark from their point of view. "Juliet..." Nick said worriedly.
There was a small pause before she turned around with a wonderfully made pink cake with strawberries lining the top around the edge, some purple flakes in between the candles, which for some reason, there were only 13 of (not kidding). "Will you kids just hold on two seconds? I'm trying to get Juliet's birthday cake ready." She said, happily, laughing at the beginning, setting it down on the table. "Happy birthday!" She said warmly to her middle daughter.
"Oh, Mom!" Juliet said happily. They all sat down at the table and enjoyed the conversations, laughing and having a good time, when Nick suddenly turned to Juliet with a present box.
"Oh, Juliet, I almost forgot!" Nick said.
She opened it to reveal a bunch of red, pink and white roses and 9 lollipops with hearts printed all over the wrappers. She smiled brightly at Nick, then her mother spoke up again. "So, Juliet, how was your day today?" She asked.
"Great, mom! I hung out with a lot of my friends and I made a really cool new friend." She replied, looking off into the distance.
Back at his apartment...
Deadpool was holding on tightly to a teddy bear modeled after him as he played Five Nights At Freddy's, shaking in fear, cautiously taking a bite out of a chimichanga as the power hit zero percent and the security doors he had down went up and he was about halfway through 5 A.M. "No, no, no, please, not now!" He said, crunching up tighter, clinging to the teddy bear even more as Freddy's eyes lit up in the left side of the hall and the little creepy song began playing. "Hey, Freddy, how are you doing, buddy? Look, my shift is almost over, please just stay there and down move. Please! Please! Please!" He said in fear, jumping up, screaming and diving behind his computer chair at the sudden shock as miraculously it turned to 6 0'clock and the kids started cheering. "Jeez, this game's scary. Even the bell at 6 meaning that you won can give you a jump-scare." He said, petting his teddy bear to calm down and finished the chimichanga.