In this world. Not everything is infinite. Only 3 things are infinite.

The universe.

The amount of human stupidity.

The amount of zubats in Dark Cave.

And right now, the third thing on that list is what's angering Haille. She's gotten max repels and yet the things still appear. Annoying and useless as ever. Haille's about to break her DS when she turns the power off, closes it, and throws it on her bed. There wasn't much to do in her new home. Unless of course she wanted to train with Germany. That wasn't going to happen. Haille isn't the serial killer, the health nut, the strategist, the history buff, the book worm, the girl amazing with directions, the dooms day planner, or the best driver in the world. Haille is something better, and something important. She's the optimist, the girl with attitude, the smiles, the overly hyper ball of fun, insanity at its finest, dare devil, and the person who has the best ideas when they're not needed anymore.

That's who Haille is. So imagine her: bored, laying on her bed, staring at the ceiling, just daydreaming about nothing, and being totally relaxed. Yeah that's not happening. It was a nice, relaxing thought though. But since Haille is Haille, she is planning. Smiling. And getting what she needs to pull off an amazing prank.

List of things needed for an amazing, and original prank:

Bottle of un-opened beer

A creepy three foot, long bright colored hair, white dress wearing, deathly pale, dead eyed, bleeding from the mouth, super skinny doll

Remote control car

Duct tape

Camera set up, and recording

Haille pulled all of these things out from her closet and under her bed. Haille went into the living room of the house where no one was. Prussia was probably in the basement of the house. Haille opened the bottle of beer, drank 5 gulps, and set the mostly full bottle of beer on the coffee table Haille then put a camera on the book case and made sure it would have a great view of what was soon to come. Next Haille duct taped the doll to the remote control car and made sure the doll would stay standing up. Haille put the controller in her hoodies pocket, began to record, and then went to the basement to get her victim.

"Prussia?" Haille asked as she walked down the stairs, "is that your bottle of beer on the coffee table upstairs? Germany said it wasn't his."

Prussia sat up from his laying position on the couch and asked, "Is it full?"

Haille took a minute to "think" about it before she said, "yeah mostly. Just go get it before Germany either drinks it himself or throws it away."

Prussia bolted past Haille, up the stairs to retrieve his beer. Haille followed behind him, and pulled out the remote controller. Haille crouched and watched from the doorway to the staircase as Prussia picked up the beer bottle and took a drink. Haille then allowed her masterpiece to unfold as she controlled the car to drive right at Prussia. Prussia saw it coming and cursed loudly in German as he threw the beer bottle at the doll and ran into the basement, leaping over the crouched down Haille. Haille ran over to the camera, duct taped it to the car, leaving the lens uncovered by the dolls dress, the drove the car down the stairs to hear Prussia scream, toss things into the way of the truck, curse loudly in German, ran back up the stairs (leaping over Haille yet again), and slamming the door to the basement shut.

It only took a few seconds for Prussia to calm down and realize Haille was laughing. Then a few more seconds to realize why she was laughing.

"You set me up!"

Haille took in her surroundings quickly, and then said to Prussia, "I gotta go this way!"

Haille then took off towards the back door, and barely managed to not run through the glass and open the door. Haille sprinted out the now open door, and towards Germany. Planning to hide behind him for protection from the angry Prussian. The plan was a deemed a failure when Prussia tackled her to the ground.

"GERMANY! HELP ME! PRUSSIA'S ATTACKING! PRUSSIA'S ATTACKING!" Haille screamed at the top of her lungs.

Germany ran out from the forest he normally trained in, and stood over Prussia with a glare on his face. Germany picked Prussia up by the back of his shirt and dropped him on the ground beside Haille.

Prussia immediately tried to defend himself, "she set me up!"

Haille looked Germany in the eye and told him, "someone left a beer on the coffee table, and I thought it was his. And while he was drinking his beer I went back to playing with my remote control car, like I had been doing previously. He freaks out, looks like he's going to kill me, so I run to you in hopes of protection. And I am happy to inform you that you do not disappoint."

Germany turned his glare back to Prussia and said, "10 laps. Now. Let's go."

Prussia glared at Haille not moving for 30 seconds. Germany grabbed the back of Prussia's shirt and began dragging the nation into the woods. Haille waved goodbye to Prussia with a satisfied grin on her face. Haille didn't forget her manner and shouted, "Thanks for saving me Germany!"

Haille gave Prussia one more wave, before skipping in triumph back into the house. Haille picked up the video camera, stopped recording, and began hooking up a cord to connect the video camera to Prussia's lap top. Haille downloaded the video, removed parts where nothing was going on, edited the video to make it nice and pretty, downloaded it to YouTube, and put the link on Prussia's facebook. And of course someone had to put it on iFunny. Haille wasn't cruel enough to keep this amusement from the wonderful people of iFunny. So you could imagine the pure joy on Haille's face as she clicked on iFunny Studio. Miki, Sydney, and Laura would and soon will be very proud of her.

Yeah that's this chapter. Sorry it's short. Took my cat to the vet and got some bad new. I at least got this far and I hope you all enjoyed it.